MAFIA 89: BALDURS GATE SIGNUP THREAD

[Bonatogether]

i saw there's a 24 hour day and i want it to be known that i consider this cringe

I consider you cringe.

[sweetandcool]

Brain changed his pfp, the world is ending

Its still a brain

Its the netherbrain

i am
Now

Netherbrainbomb

Nether Say Nether

[DiplomacyandWarfare]

Let's play Dragonchess!
1. d4

[Jamiet99uk]

Let's play Dragonchess!
1. d4

2. Ankara Crescent.

[dargorygel]

Let's play Dragonchess!
1. d4

2. Ankara Crescent.

Ankara Crescent Rolls

[kingofthepirates]

Its still a brain

Its the netherbrain

i am
Now

Netherbrainbomb

Nether? Like the nether from hit 2011 sandbox game Minecraft?!

[brainbomb]

Garys Basement, Nov 27th, 2023
815 PM

(A phone buzzes)

gary: Steve, I need you to come over… its urgent. code red.

Steve: Code red? Oh they brought back mountain dew?

Gary: No steve… I found something even better than mountain dew. I got two really hot chicks over here.

(gary stares at the screen zoomed in on Shadowheart and Lae'zel)

Steve: Well I gotta finish the dishes and then that stupid creative writing paper

gary: Bro fuck that paper. you gotta come meet these girls.

steve: Uh alright ill head over but I cant stay long.

[DiplomacyandWarfare]

1. d4 (skipped)
2. Ankara Crescent Ankara Crescent Rolls
3. Sprite

[kingofthepirates]

3. Sprite The Fae

[DiplomacyandWarfare]

4. Ancient Red Dragon

[Jamiet99uk]

When does the game start?

[kingofthepirates]

When does the game start?

June 3

[kingofthepirates]

I know nothing about baldur's gate, never played it, but I pose a question to you all: Do I change my pfp to fit the theme, or do I stay with kirby? I am thinking about changing to one of the NPC party members, just for funsies.

[JustAGuyNamedWill]

I know nothing about baldur's gate, never played it, but I pose a question to you all: Do I change my pfp to fit the theme, or do I stay with kirby? I am thinking about changing to one of the NPC party members, just for funsies.

Join my knight’s legion

[brainbomb]

Garys Basement, Nov 27,, 2023

Gary: Steve; my man. Thanks for coming over.
Alright, I'm almost done designing my character.

Steve: hmmm, what? Oh neat- is this a game? Where are the hot chicks?

Gary: Yes, it's a new RPG called Baldurs Gate 3

Steve: Okay is that your character? And where are the hot chicks?

Gary: He's gonna have Face 3, and Penis 4.

Steve: He- what? Wait, what game is this?

Gary: Baldurs Gate 3. I'm designing my character's Penis.

Steve: Why is that in the game? That's… really weird…

Gary: It's important to the storyline

Steve: The.. Its important to the story…Okay, so… why did you pick Penis 4?

Gary: Well, I want my dwarf to be large, but not too large ya know? Girth but not Gains.

Steve: Okay. Please just stop scrolling through the penis options. What is your class, what are you even playing as?

Gary: I haven't picked a class yet. I was just trying to find the perfect Genitalia.

Steve: This won the game of the year?

Gary: Yea, the story is incredible, and people say the game is super re-playable. It takes hundreds of hours to play. And the chicks in the game are so hot.

Steve: Ohhhhh thats what you meant. Hmm…Alright, well I guess ill try it. I'm gonna go home now and buy the game too. Can we do multiplayer?

Gary: Yea but I only want chicks in the party so can you be a hot chick?

Steve: Okay, what are my options?

Gary: You can be the Cleric chick who is pretty Hot. and we can hook up.

Steve: Okay who else?

Gary: You can be the Alien chick, who is a fighter, and she's kinda hot in a jail hot sort of way, and we can also hook up.

Steve: Are there any female characters that aren't all about just hooking up in the game?

Gary: I mean there's the demon barbarian chick, and she's like burning and on fire. So I don't think that hooking up with her would work very well but we could try?

Steve: Um, yea, okay, well this sounds like we're just going to be hooking up with each other instead of playing the game. Kinda weird man. But okay i'll be that last one the Barbarian chick. I like barbarians and stuff.

Gary: Awesome. Go buy the game and i'll see you later. I gotta finish designing my Dwarf.

Steve: Yea.. don't overthink it man.. Just pick one. It shouldn't matter as you're gonna have armor and clothes on all game and stuff…right…

right?

[Vecna]

When does the game start?

June 3

I sorta assumed the game was starting earlier.

with the 24h dayphases, its probably a terrible idea to combine this with my weeklong trip thats starting on june 5.

[TheMadMonarch]

This looks very fun. I am just not sure that I have enough free time to engage with it. It took me 3 days to even read the thread after BB and darg asked me to play

[kingofthepirates]

you're gonna have armor and clothes on all game and stuff…right…

right?

*smirks in bear*

[Dousing]

Steve: Um, yea, okay, well this sounds like we're just going to be hooking up with each other instead of playing the game. Kinda weird man. But okay i'll be that last one the Barbarian chick. I like barbarians and stuff.

Is this gonna end with two dudes kissing in the rain, a fight broken up by the police, and a tradition to practice polygamy every July 14th?

[dargorygel]

Steve: Um, yea, okay, well this sounds like we're just going to be hooking up with each other instead of playing the game. Kinda weird man. But okay i'll be that last one the Barbarian chick. I like barbarians and stuff.

Is this gonna end with two dudes kissing in the rain, a fight broken up by the police, and a tradition to practice polygamy every July 14th?

That's been done.