Anarchy Chess

[kingofthepirates]

As an IRS agent, I can confirm that neither of you are IRS agents.

As an IRS agent, I can confirm that this is an imposter (from the hit 2018 online multiplayer social deduction game developed and published by American game studio Innersloth: Among Us), and reinstate Pengwinja and CaptainFritz28 as IRS agents for this grave breach of national security.

[DiplomacyandWarfare]

As an IRS agent, I can confirm that neither of you are IRS agents.

As an IRS agent, I can confirm that this is an imposter (from the hit 2018 online multiplayer social deduction game developed and published by American game studio Innersloth: Among Us), and reinstate Pengwinja and CaptainFritz28 as IRS agents for this grave breach of national security.

As a double agent for the mafia, I can confirm that I am not a character from the game Among Us.
Also, I throw a top quark at kirby, then move pi^3 meters through the fourth dimension.

[kingofthepirates]

As a double agent for the mafia, I can confirm that I am not a character from the game Among Us.
Also, I throw a top quark at kirby, then move pi^3 meters through the fourth dimension.

tut tut tut.. why is everyone obsessed with pi... sure it's cool and all, but it's waaaay overrated. e is marginally better, but really, pi is just objectively worse than phi, because phi has an extra h! for using a sub optimal number, I say that Diplomacy&Warfare is an imposter from Among Us. not sure what map we are playing on, but we should vote them out. trust.

[DiplomacyandWarfare]

As a double agent for the mafia, I can confirm that I am not a character from the game Among Us.
Also, I throw a top quark at kirby, then move pi^3 meters through the fourth dimension.

tut tut tut.. why is everyone obsessed with pi... sure it's cool and all, but it's waaaay overrated. e is marginally better, but really, pi is just objectively worse than phi, because phi has an extra h! for using a sub optimal number, I say that Diplomacy&Warfare is an imposter from Among Us. not sure what map we are playing on, but we should vote them out. trust.

Kirby clearly didn't actually pay attention to what I said. The cool thing about pi^3 is that it is very close to 31.
Also, you cannot vote me out because the bishops have been disrobed.
-rayo's number: e4

[Pengwinja]

Kirby wins in every vote due to the absurd amount of Kirbs I summoned.

[CaptainFritz28]

Kirby wins in every vote due to the absurd amount of Kirbs I summoned.

The IRS, with our new base on the moon, creates a biological weapon to eradicate the Kirbs.

[Pengwinja]

Kirby wins in every vote due to the absurd amount of Kirbs I summoned.

The IRS, with our new base on the moon, creates a biological weapon to eradicate the Kirbs.

As part of the IRS, I tell you that, not only do I control the moon, but I created all the keebs, and that they can pay taxes.

[DiplomacyandWarfare]

Kirby wins in every vote due to the absurd amount of Kirbs I summoned.

The IRS, with our new base on the moon, creates a biological weapon to eradicate the Kirbs.

Hey! I want to do biological warfare as well as chemical and nuclear warfare! I fly up to the moon using my hazmat suit, which is also an iron man suit (disclaimer: suit is actually made out of a gold-titanium alloy) and steal all your biological weapons.

[Pengwinja]

When the moon I'm on gets back here on forum page 11… I will, uh… sue for moon abuse.

[CaptainFritz28]

When the moon I'm on gets back here on forum page 11… I will, uh… sue for moon abuse.

The IRS fires a giant boxing glove at the moon, sending it back out into space. It'll be unable to return to the Earth's gravity until page 13.

[Wattsthematter]

I’m so glad I could get on here to relax only to be reminded that the IRS exists and I owe taxes

[Pengwinja]

When the moon I'm on gets back here on forum page 11… I will, uh… sue for moon abuse.

The IRS fires a giant boxing glove at the moon, sending it back out into space. It'll be unable to return to the Earth's gravity until page 13.

I am part of the IRS, and can confirm that you cannot do this without the confirmation of 2 IRS agents, which include:
Pengwinja
CaptainFritz28
DIplomacy&Warfare
KingofthePirates
But someone here is an imposter…

[kingofthepirates]

When the moon I'm on gets back here on forum page 11… I will, uh… sue for moon abuse.

The IRS fires a giant boxing glove at the moon, sending it back out into space. It'll be unable to return to the Earth's gravity until page 13.

I am part of the IRS, and can confirm that you cannot do this without the confirmation of 2 IRS agents, which include:
Pengwinja
CaptainFritz28
DIplomacy&Warfare
KingofthePirates
But someone here is an imposter…

The gravity of this very important situation (the imposter among us) means the moons return is sped up, and it will take an unchangeable 5 messages before the moon returns.

[DiplomacyandWarfare]

The IRS fires a giant boxing glove at the moon, sending it back out into space. It'll be unable to return to the Earth's gravity until page 13.

I am part of the IRS, and can confirm that you cannot do this without the confirmation of 2 IRS agents, which include:
Pengwinja
CaptainFritz28
DIplomacy&Warfare
KingofthePirates
But someone here is an imposter…

Don't look at me. I'm a triple agent for the IRS, mafia, IRS, and am therefore not the imposter.
I give confirmation for the use of the giant boxing glove missile.
Also, I have level 10^10^10 security clearance, and therefore have special sanction to use any weapons that I deem necessary, on the condition that I maintain the mafia ordered me to do it and I could not refuse without blowing my cover.
With that said, the mafia ordered me to use biological weapons on Pengwinja, chemical weapons on kingofthepirates, and nuclear weapons on captain fritz. Missiles incoming.

[kingofthepirates]

I give confirmation for the use of the giant boxing glove missile.
Also, I have level 10^10^10 security clearance, and therefore have special sanction to use any weapons that I deem necessary, on the condition that I maintain the mafia ordered me to do it and I could not refuse without blowing my cover.

Overruled, I have TREE(TREE(TREE(3))) security clearance. see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kruskal%27s_tree_theorem for the TREE(n) function

With that said, the mafia ordered me to use biological weapons on Pengwinja, chemical weapons on kingofthepirates, and nuclear weapons on captain fritz. Missiles incoming.

I slide to left to avoid the chemical weapons, and once the weapons pass, i slide back to the right. i then preform the rest of the cha cha slide, expertly dodging whatever is thrown at me.

[DiplomacyandWarfare]

I give confirmation for the use of the giant boxing glove missile.
Also, I have level 10^10^10 security clearance, and therefore have special sanction to use any weapons that I deem necessary, on the condition that I maintain the mafia ordered me to do it and I could not refuse without blowing my cover.

Overruled, I have TREE(TREE(TREE(3))) security clearance. see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kruskal%27s_tree_theorem for the TREE(n) function

I know what TREE(n) is. It's not very interesting and is not a good example of high numbers.
I am quintiple agent Dip&War, with level Rayo's number security clearance. This technically puts me above the rest of the universe combined and I overrule your overrulling. Also, I redirect the biological weapons to you, away from Pengwinja, who was very helpful last page.

[kingofthepirates]

I know what TREE(n) is. It's not very interesting and is not a good example of high numbers.

Sorry you feel that way, I think it's a pretty interesting idea.

And I overrule your overrulling. Also, I redirect the biological weapons to you, away from Pengwinja, who was very helpful last page.

I invoke the ancient art of pointing at an object behind you that does not exist and yelling "look over there!". while you turn and attempt to find what I was pointing at, I sneak away, and begin playing a game of chess against myself. This game will last until I am interacted with, or until the 5th message of page 12 of this forum. the black side me starts winning, but then the white side version feigns a heart attack, then flips the board around. (anyone get that reference?)

[Pengwinja]

I give confirmation for the use of the giant boxing glove missile.
Also, I have level 10^10^10 security clearance, and therefore have special sanction to use any weapons that I deem necessary, on the condition that I maintain the mafia ordered me to do it and I could not refuse without blowing my cover.

Overruled, I have TREE(TREE(TREE(3))) security clearance. see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kruskal%27s_tree_theorem for the TREE(n) function

I know what TREE(n) is. It's not very interesting and is not a good example of high numbers.
I am quintiple agent Dip&War, with level Rayo's number security clearance. This technically puts me above the rest of the universe combined and I overrule your overrulling. Also, I redirect the biological weapons to you, away from Pengwinja, who was very helpful last page.

One thing, could you move the giant rocket powered glove to CaptainFritz28’s moon? Also, as a being not of this universe, i can confirm that his security clearance is higher than anyone in this universe, but because i have security clearance Ω, I am higher in this scenario. I order a tree missile barrage at will, mainly pine trees to spiff up his mustache, which is resistant to tree damage.

[Pengwinja]

Oh yeah. I’m the imposter guys, my bad. I deform the IRS, as no one expected me. (Which is insane, considering im a moon lord, and not a US citizen). IRS aspect moves gain a 100% debuff unless played along an FBI agent, which reduces it to only 80%. I would recommend investing in moon stocks, by the way, which are skyrocketing too the moon.

[DiplomacyandWarfare]

Overruled, I have TREE(TREE(TREE(3))) security clearance. see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kruskal%27s_tree_theorem for the TREE(n) function

I know what TREE(n) is. It's not very interesting and is not a good example of high numbers.
I am quintiple agent Dip&War, with level Rayo's number security clearance. This technically puts me above the rest of the universe combined and I overrule your overrulling. Also, I redirect the biological weapons to you, away from Pengwinja, who was very helpful last page.

One thing, could you move the giant rocket powered glove to CaptainFritz28’s moon? Also, as a being not of this universe, i can confirm that his security clearance is higher than anyone in this universe, but because i have security clearance Ω, I am higher in this scenario. I order a tree missile barrage at will, mainly pine trees to spiff up his mustache, which is resistant to tree damage.

I overruled the overruling of me commanding the rocket glove to CaptainFritz's moon, so therefore the rocket glove is away and will arrive in 2 posts.
Also, because you have security level 0.5671432904, you are not licensed to know I have security level clearance over pi.