Anarchy Chess

[JustAGuyNamedWill]

Also, I use apple, which keeps the doctor away.

I cast worm on the apple

I cast ebola on the worm

[Wattsthematter]

I dress up a head of lettuce to look like this chess match

[Pengwinja]

Also, I use apple, which keeps the doctor away.

I cast worm on the apple

I use my special ability convert to convert the worm to a book worm. Any moves that have been used and are in the history book can no longer be used. Unique moves only. Specials can only be used twice a game and cannot be countered, but now you can only use it once because of book worm.

[Wattsthematter]

Also, I use apple, which keeps the doctor away.

I cast worm on the apple

I use my special ability convert to convert the worm to a book worm. Any moves that have been used and are in the history book can no longer be used. Unique moves only. Specials can only be used twice a game and cannot be countered, but now you can only use it once because of book worm.

Knowing how this has been going, I don't think that will be an issue

[Pengwinja]

I cast worm on the apple

I use my special ability convert to convert the worm to a book worm. Any moves that have been used and are in the history book can no longer be used. Unique moves only. Specials can only be used twice a game and cannot be countered, but now you can only use it once because of book worm.

Knowing how this has been going, I don't think that will be an issue

Oh yeah? This move counters all Uno Reverse cards, because they have already been used. No more attacking my moon, which is a huge win for me, but I can’t crash my moon into anyone else. It’s a defensive play, which should lead to a dynamic middlegame.

[Pengwinja]

The worst part is that DrFidelis will come back soon, because I need an apple a day, but I can’t reuse apple.

[Pengwinja]

Don’t worry though, Book worm doesn’t counter passive abilities, so Kingofthepirates passive ability “peanut allergy” will still stay in effect, so don’t use any moves with the peanut element.

[Wattsthematter]

Don’t worry though, Book worm doesn’t counter passive abilities, so Kingofthepirates passive ability “peanut allergy” will still stay in effect, so don’t use any moves with the peanut element.

I cast peanut brittle jail cell, immediately killing Kingofthepirates, accidentally. (I was not aware of his peanut allergy, I just thought it would be a good counter to the death moon)

[Pengwinja]

Don’t worry though, Book worm doesn’t counter passive abilities, so Kingofthepirates passive ability “peanut allergy” will still stay in effect, so don’t use any moves with the peanut element.

I cast peanut brittle jail cell, immediately killing Kingofthepirates, accidentally. (I was not aware of his peanut allergy, I just thought it would be a good counter to the death moon)

Woah, It doesn’t kill him, it just hospitalizes him, but because there isn’t a doctor because of apple, he dies due to no one being present. But you probably knew that and decided to keep it short. Making sure the audience knows.

[CaptainFritz28]

I use my special ability convert to convert the worm to a book worm. Any moves that have been used and are in the history book can no longer be used. Unique moves only. Specials can only be used twice a game and cannot be countered, but now you can only use it once because of book worm.

Knowing how this has been going, I don't think that will be an issue

Oh yeah? This move counters all Uno Reverse cards, because they have already been used. No more attacking my moon, which is a huge win for me, but I can’t crash my moon into anyone else. It’s a defensive play, which should lead to a dynamic middlegame.

This would cause the uno reverse card used on the jurassic rook to be disabled, meaning that its effects are now applied. The board is reset, with a rook at g1, and the book worm is eliminated.

However, now that the book worm is gone, the uno reverse cards have their effect again. This introduces a time traveler's paradox, destroying the board entirely, as well as altering our universe as we know it.

I play "counter-paradox," giving me the power to arbitrate the paradox to my will. I choose to side with the jurassic rook, with the caveat that all rooks turn into queens.

[Wattsthematter]

Knowing how this has been going, I don't think that will be an issue

Oh yeah? This move counters all Uno Reverse cards, because they have already been used. No more attacking my moon, which is a huge win for me, but I can’t crash my moon into anyone else. It’s a defensive play, which should lead to a dynamic middlegame.

This would cause the uno reverse card used on the jurassic rook to be disabled, meaning that its effects are now applied. The board is reset, with a rook at g1, and the book worm is eliminated.

However, now that the book worm is gone, the uno reverse cards have their effect again. This introduces a time traveler's paradox, destroying the board entirely, as well as altering our universe as we know it.

I play "counter-paradox," giving me the power to arbitrate the paradox to my will. I choose to side with the jurassic rook, with the caveat that all rooks turn into queens.

Good point

1. e4 e5
2. Nf3 Nc6
3. Bc4 Nf6
4. Ng5 Bc5
5. Nxf7 Bxf2+
6. Kf1 O-O
7. Nxd8

[Pengwinja]

Knowing how this has been going, I don't think that will be an issue

Oh yeah? This move counters all Uno Reverse cards, because they have already been used. No more attacking my moon, which is a huge win for me, but I can’t crash my moon into anyone else. It’s a defensive play, which should lead to a dynamic middlegame.

This would cause the uno reverse card used on the jurassic rook to be disabled, meaning that its effects are now applied. The board is reset, with a rook at g1, and the book worm is eliminated.

However, now that the book worm is gone, the uno reverse cards have their effect again. This introduces a time traveler's paradox, destroying the board entirely, as well as altering our universe as we know it.

I play "counter-paradox," giving me the power to arbitrate the paradox to my will. I choose to side with the jurassic rook, with the caveat that all rooks turn into queens.

Dang, I didn’t see that, my bad. I still have one convert left, then. I will keep it handy.

[Pengwinja]

Oh yeah? This move counters all Uno Reverse cards, because they have already been used. No more attacking my moon, which is a huge win for me, but I can’t crash my moon into anyone else. It’s a defensive play, which should lead to a dynamic middlegame.

This would cause the uno reverse card used on the jurassic rook to be disabled, meaning that its effects are now applied. The board is reset, with a rook at g1, and the book worm is eliminated.

However, now that the book worm is gone, the uno reverse cards have their effect again. This introduces a time traveler's paradox, destroying the board entirely, as well as altering our universe as we know it.

I play "counter-paradox," giving me the power to arbitrate the paradox to my will. I choose to side with the jurassic rook, with the caveat that all rooks turn into queens.

Dang, I didn’t see that, my bad. I still have one convert left, then. I will keep it handy.

Wait, I use convert on CaptainFritz28 to make him side with me with counter-paradox, thus making it so I keep bookworm. I have lost all my specials. Jurassic Rook is gone.

[kingofthepirates]

Don’t worry though, Book worm doesn’t counter passive abilities, so Kingofthepirates passive ability “peanut allergy” will still stay in effect, so don’t use any moves with the peanut element.

I cast peanut brittle jail cell, immediately killing Kingofthepirates, accidentally. (I was not aware of his peanut allergy, I just thought it would be a good counter to the death moon)

I cast revivify on myself, since time is relative, it is within the one minute limit. With 1 hp, I consume one (1) enchanted golden apple, regenerating my health.

[Pengwinja]

Don’t worry though, Book worm doesn’t counter passive abilities, so Kingofthepirates passive ability “peanut allergy” will still stay in effect, so don’t use any moves with the peanut element.

I cast peanut brittle jail cell, immediately killing Kingofthepirates, accidentally. (I was not aware of his peanut allergy, I just thought it would be a good counter to the death moon)

I cast revivify on myself, since time is relative, it is within the one minute limit. With 1 hp, I consume one (1) enchanted golden apple, regenerating my health.

Nuh uh. I have book worm, which means no repeat of moves. I used apple, and enchanted golden apple is still apple but buffed, unless you have enchanted it with… wait… Do you have resistance IV on that golden apple?

[CaptainFritz28]

This would cause the uno reverse card used on the jurassic rook to be disabled, meaning that its effects are now applied. The board is reset, with a rook at g1, and the book worm is eliminated.

However, now that the book worm is gone, the uno reverse cards have their effect again. This introduces a time traveler's paradox, destroying the board entirely, as well as altering our universe as we know it.

I play "counter-paradox," giving me the power to arbitrate the paradox to my will. I choose to side with the jurassic rook, with the caveat that all rooks turn into queens.

Dang, I didn’t see that, my bad. I still have one convert left, then. I will keep it handy.

Wait, I use convert on CaptainFritz28 to make him side with me with counter-paradox, thus making it so I keep bookworm. I have lost all my specials. Jurassic Rook is gone.

Must... resist...

Ah ha! The yellow uno reverse card, while the weakest of the four, is yet unused, and has enough power, when combined with a blood sacrifice of one of my knights, to counter your conversion.

[kingofthepirates]

unfortunately for all of you... I have just hit 30 weapon kills. that means...

TACTICAL NUKE, INCOMING!

[Pengwinja]

Dang, I didn’t see that, my bad. I still have one convert left, then. I will keep it handy.

Wait, I use convert on CaptainFritz28 to make him side with me with counter-paradox, thus making it so I keep bookworm. I have lost all my specials. Jurassic Rook is gone.

Must... resist...

Ah ha! The yellow uno reverse card, while the weakest of the four, is yet unused, and has enough power, when combined with a blood sacrifice of one of my knights, to counter your conversion.

Specials can’t be countered with that weak of the blood sacrifice. Doesn’t red uno reverse card buff blood sacrifices? You could even use the printed one for the 50% blood buff, which would still resist, but because I said the strategy, my passive ninja ability, the spy, allows me to cancel out a strategy if i say it. Can only be used once per move.

[Pengwinja]

unfortunately for all of you... I have just hit 30 weapon kills. that means...

TACTICAL NUKE, INCOMING!

I can survive on the moon, your blast means no-
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[DiplomacyandWarfare]

Wait, I use convert on CaptainFritz28 to make him side with me with counter-paradox, thus making it so I keep bookworm. I have lost all my specials. Jurassic Rook is gone.

Must... resist...

Ah ha! The yellow uno reverse card, while the weakest of the four, is yet unused, and has enough power, when combined with a blood sacrifice of one of my knights, to counter your conversion.

Specials can’t be countered with that weak of the blood sacrifice. Doesn’t red uno reverse card buff blood sacrifices? You could even use the printed one for the 50% blood buff, which would still resist, but because I said the strategy, my passive ninja ability, the spy, allows me to cancel out a strategy if i say it. Can only be used once per move.

I use the Jurassic Rook, resetting the board, so bookworm is no longer in effect, so moves used once can be used again, meaning Jurassic Rooking is possible.
Also, WTF ARE ALL THE PIECES BLACK?