Team Chess: Game 2

[Pengwinja]

I hope that reassures your doubts about us being on the team. Or adds more. I don’t really care. JK please don’t sue.

[kingofthepirates]

I was referring to you and pengjwa going full bongcloud

valid opening, Hikaru plays it, so obv it's good (I jest of course).
Seriously though, it's pretty fun. sure, not optimal, certainly harder than conventional openings, but there was a challenge, and I decided to accept. Besides, this is all fun and games, the result doesn't really matter (except perhaps for pengwinja)...

[Pengwinja]

I was referring to you and pengjwa going full bongcloud

valid opening, Hikaru plays it, so obv it's good (I jest of course).
Seriously though, it's pretty fun. sure, not optimal, certainly harder than conventional openings, but there was a challenge, and I decided to accept. Besides, this is all fun and games, the result doesn't really matter (except perhaps for pengwinja)...

No, I play chess for the LORE, and if i don’t get lore, i desire blood.

[Spartaculous]

1. e4 e5
2. Nf3 Ke7
3. Bc4 Nf6
4. Nxe5 Ke8
5. Nxf7 Qe7
6. Nxh8 Qxe4+
7. Qe2 Qxe2+
8. Kxe2

Just a few moves delayed, that's all.

[DiplomacyandWarfare]

I was referring to you and pengjwa going full bongcloud

valid opening, Hikaru plays it, so obv it's good (I jest of course).
Seriously though, it's pretty fun. sure, not optimal, certainly harder than conventional openings, but there was a challenge, and I decided to accept. Besides, this is all fun and games, the result doesn't really matter (except perhaps for pengwinja)...

No, I play chess for the LORE, and if i don’t get lore, i desire blood.

You can have kingofpirates's blood.

[kingofthepirates]

valid opening, Hikaru plays it, so obv it's good (I jest of course).
Seriously though, it's pretty fun. sure, not optimal, certainly harder than conventional openings, but there was a challenge, and I decided to accept. Besides, this is all fun and games, the result doesn't really matter (except perhaps for pengwinja)...

No, I play chess for the LORE, and if i don’t get lore, i desire blood.

You can have kingofpirates's blood.

Uhh… double it and give it to the next person!

[DiplomacyandWarfare]

No, I play chess for the LORE, and if i don’t get lore, i desire blood.

You can have kingofpirates's blood.

Uhh… double it and give it to the next person!

You can't tell me to double it and give it to the next person.

[kingofthepirates]

You can have kingofpirates's blood.

Uhh… double it and give it to the next person!

You can't tell me to double it and give it to the next person.

I just did.

[Pengwinja]

No thanks, I don’t think Kirby has blood.

[Pengwinja]

Uhh… double it and give it to the next person!

You can't tell me to double it and give it to the next person.

I just did.

Wait, so he’s taking double your blood? This doesn’t help you at all! And I don’t even get my blood!

[DiplomacyandWarfare]

You can't tell me to double it and give it to the next person.

I just did.

Wait, so he’s taking double your blood? This doesn’t help you at all! And I don’t even get my blood!

I don't think you understand what's going on here.
You wanted blood bc you're not getting lore
I said you could have kingofpirates blood
Kingofpirates said to double it and give it to the next person, which he can't do (though I suppose you could)
I said he can't
He said he did.

Double this idiocy and give it to the next person.

[Pengwinja]

I just did.

Wait, so he’s taking double your blood? This doesn’t help you at all! And I don’t even get my blood!

I don't think you understand what's going on here.
You wanted blood bc you're not getting lore
I said you could have kingofpirates blood
Kingofpirates said to double it and give it to the next person, which he can't do (though I suppose you could)
I said he can't
He said he did.

Double this idiocy and give it to the next person.

Wait, who said im not getting lore? I’m getting lore, so my desire for blood is quenched. I would have had more lore if someone had done a bongcloud for white, but oh well…

[Pengwinja]

1. e4 e5
2. Nf3 Ke7
3. Bc4 Nf6
4. Nxe5 Ke8
5. Nxf7 Qe7
6. Nxh8 Qxe4+
7. Qe2 Qxe2+
8. Kxe2 d5
Hopefully i dont end up getting us mated in two somehow.

[Wattsthematter]

1. e4 e5
2. Nf3 Ke7
3. Bc4 Nf6
4. Nxe5 Ke8
5. Nxf7 Qe7
6. Nxh8 Qxe4+
7. Qe2 Qxe2+
8. Kxe2 d5
9. Bb3

[kingofthepirates]

1. e4 e5
2. Nf3 Ke7
3. Bc4 Nf6
4. Nxe5 Ke8
5. Nxf7 Qe7
6. Nxh8 Qxe4+
7. Qe2 Qxe2+
8. Kxe2 d5
9. Bb3 Nc6

[JustAGuyNamedWill]

1. e4 e5
2. Nf3 Ke7
3. Bc4 Nf6
4. Nxe5 Ke8
5. Nxf7 Qe7
6. Nxh8 Qxe4+
7. Qe2 Qxe2+
8. Kxe2 d5
9. Bb3 Nc6
10. Bf7+

My friend told me to play this actually and I think it should be good but idk

[Spartaculous]

1. e4 e5
2. Nf3 Ke7
3. Bc4 Nf6
4. Nxe5 Ke8
5. Nxf7 Qe7
6. Nxh8 Qxe4+
7. Qe2 Qxe2+
8. Kxe2 d5
9. Bb3 Nc6
10. Bf7+

My friend told me to play this actually and I think it should be good but idk

Um, there's a pawn on d5 in the way.

[kingofthepirates]

1. e4 e5
2. Nf3 Ke7
3. Bc4 Nf6
4. Nxe5 Ke8
5. Nxf7 Qe7
6. Nxh8 Qxe4+
7. Qe2 Qxe2+
8. Kxe2 d5
9. Bb3 Nc6
10. Bf7+

My friend told me to play this actually and I think it should be good but idk

pretty sure thats an illegal move mate

[Spartaculous]

My friend told me to play this actually and I think it should be good but idk

Time for you to find a new friend. Current position:

[DiplomacyandWarfare]

My friend told me to play this actually and I think it should be good but idk

Time for you to find a new friend. Current position:
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Play Re1
(To be clear I am on the black team and am not making this move, I am just suggesting it)