MAfIA 84 - A VERY TENDER THANKSGIVING GAME THREAD

[BunnyGo]

Hello all, and fuck off ND. Let Mafia forever be the venue where we can just collectively blow out the mucus membranes of our daily lives.

Really getting into the Xmas-romcom spirit there, HamB...

I hate all of yous guys' opening posts.

Even sweet's.

But especially the rest of you.

"He was a cantankerous loner.

She was a NYC socialite.

When she and her friends end up stranded on the side of the road during a bachelorette party, he comes out and tells them to Fu** off."

Out of curiosity, anyone else here order the D'Ancey LaGuarde reader?

it's ok bongo you can return to scumreading me forever now

Was literally just enjoying reading your posts. I had ND listed as an a$$hole but null so far. Your subbing is a huge upgrade to just null.

[BunnyGo]

Hi Just. Hi Spirit. Nice to meet you.

Could you give me your profiles of the other players based on what you know of them? I haven't played in a while and would appreciate a refresher combined with getting to know you.

##vote bunnygo

We’ll get there someday bona…why not today?!

We’re both finally single at the same time can..we just not let the fact our families operate competing wineries get in the way?

[BunnyGo]

I thought ND was scum, and now Bona is in that slot. Sorry buddy.

When did you thought ND was scum? Can you bring me sling a little on that adventure?

[BunnyGo]

Righto, thanks. I wasn't sure so I used "them" as it tends to cause the least offence if incorrect - but I will use your manly pronouns from here on in.

By the by, how come you played one game a year back and then faded into obscurity before leaping back into the forefront of our attention at this juncture?

I appreciate the default to “them.” I tend to do the same.

A group of us has been playing at work, which has been a lot of fun. I’m GMing the next game (actually using one of your models - the Papers Please one but reskinned for Spongebob) and felt like I wanted to play some in the meantime.

I think I was a little scared off after the first game bc of how I didn’t know anybody or know the game that well. Now I feel like I know the game better enough to be excited to play it and learn how all of you work, through the game. Instead of trying to figure both out at once

aren't you bungus' colleague

Why didn’t Jamie bring this up? I’d literally told him two days before game start?! Great memory bona!

[BunnyGo]

it's kind of poetic that nd's location is america and mine is canada

thinkies

Did you move recently?

[heartthrob24909]

Seems weird you'd forget a scum partner. I find it significantly easier to remember players based off scum games I've had with them.

I don't think it's that weird I simply don't remember. Why would I say so otherwise?

You're pickiness smells of scumopportuism.

I am just perplexed you wouldn't remember someone from a scum game. Especially one less than 12 months ago - it was M1023.

I find myself more able to recall scum games than town games, even some of the games where I was a PR. Scum teams spend more time working together and analyzing each other's play.

So the D1 WIFOM here is did bozo catch you on something easily or do you really not remember someone being scum with you?

For what it's worth, him truthfully not remembering me wouldn't totally surprise me. We barely even talked in mafia chat that game... someone would essentially pick who to nightkill and the others would okay it. I think I was also absent for most of the round where they decided to eliminate me

[damo666]

Hello fellow small town guys and some snobs from big City.

I probably missed the joke phase, but people don't usually find my jokes funny, so it's not a big deal.

Didn't read a single page, will start now.

Don't bother. You've missed nothing.

[BunnyGo]

I started to have a feeling that Will might be scum this game.

Huh awfully bold claim 13 pages in, Mr. Rivera.

And yes, i will still be defending myself extremely hard, like last time, so come at me

I have seen more then once scum joking about being scum and you are fully capable of doing this.

This said, defending yourself as either town or scum is what I expect for any decent player, so let's see.

Don’t worry, his ״defense״ was to say he’d offer a vigorous defense and then made more “jokes” that he’s mafia.

I don’t think I’ll be changing my vote today.

[damo666]

Seems weird you'd forget a scum partner. I find it significantly easier to remember players based off scum games I've had with them.

I don't think it's that weird I simply don't remember. Why would I say so otherwise?

You're pickiness smells of scumopportuism.

I am just perplexed you wouldn't remember someone from a scum game. Especially one less than 12 months ago - it was M1023.

I find myself more able to recall scum games than town games, even some of the games where I was a PR. Scum teams spend more time working together and analyzing each other's play.

So the D1 WIFOM here is did bozo catch you on something easily or do you really not remember someone being scum with you?

I do not remember.

[damo666]

Right... so just because he was town last game and we lost because we miskilled him means we can't question or point things out when he says contradictory, insane, unintelligible babble in THIS game? Glad to know your stated position up front girlfriend!

lol, Will's actual role is isn't important. We know with certainty he will say something scummy and the only real decision we have to make is when we townkill him and not if.

My real goal for the game is to teach the lobby how awesome using math in mafia is

only scum or damo uses math

correct use of 'or'

[heartthrob24909]

Righto, thanks. I wasn't sure so I used "them" as it tends to cause the least offence if incorrect - but I will use your manly pronouns from here on in.

By the by, how come you played one game a year back and then faded into obscurity before leaping back into the forefront of our attention at this juncture?

I appreciate the default to “them.” I tend to do the same.

A group of us has been playing at work, which has been a lot of fun. I’m GMing the next game (actually using one of your models - the Papers Please one but reskinned for Spongebob) and felt like I wanted to play some in the meantime.

I think I was a little scared off after the first game bc of how I didn’t know anybody or know the game that well. Now I feel like I know the game better enough to be excited to play it and learn how all of you work, through the game. Instead of trying to figure both out at once

aren't you bungus' colleague

Good memory

[damo666]

I thought ND was scum, and now Bona is in that slot. Sorry buddy.

This so soon after just joining the game is highly suspicious.

[damo666]

##vote Macca

scumgirl

[heartthrob24909]

I thought ND was scum, and now Bona is in that slot. Sorry buddy.

not feeling this

[heartthrob24909]

##vote macca

[Chaqa]

I think ND is just like a Giants fan and is coping that they stink

He strikes me more as a Cowboys fan

[Jamiet99uk]

I thought ND was scum, and now Bona is in that slot. Sorry buddy.

Whoa.
Chronological anomaly klaxon!
Chronological anomaly klaxon!

The GM announced ND was replaced by Bonatogether on Page 13 with 18:45 hrs left to go.

Macca first posted on Page 15 with 17:56 to go.

Macca claims "I thought ND was scum" yet ND replaced out of the game before Macca first participated.

Suspect.

[Chaqa]

Hello fellow small town guys and some snobs from big City.

I probably missed the joke phase, but people don't usually find my jokes funny, so it's not a big deal.

Didn't read a single page, will start now.

I promise to laugh at all your jokes

[brainbomb]

Meanwhile at the thanksgiving meat raffle

April: Okay! Our next auction item is this rare bourbon smoked wagyu beef roast. bidding starts at 22 bits o gander! do I hear 22-

Yes 22 over here

do we hear 23?

Joe: 23!

April: 23 do we have 24!

Ryan Paevey: (revs his motorcycle)

April: Is that revving supposed to mean you bid?

Ryan Paevey: (shakes his head no)

April: Sold to Joe!

Joe: Yes I won. Now I can win Aprils heart by cooking her this Wagyu beef roast

Vote count 1.5
Bonatogether (3) sweetandcool ghug Macca573
Macca573 (2) damo666 heartthrob24909
JustAGuyNamedWill (1) BunnyGo
BunnyGo (1) Bonatogether
sweetandcool (1) Temasek22

No‑Kill (1) worcej

bona is scheduled to die

[Chaqa]

##GM NOTE

Bonatogether has replaced ND

(ND requested to be replaced due to out of game issues IRL)

##Vote Bona
##End

Swing the subs