M81: A Night To Remember [GAME THREAD]

[Jamiet99uk]

@Brainbomb: Kindly do not refer to my friend Jasmine as a prostitute.

[damo666]

Worcej and I have solved the game in our private chat.

We each have one piece of the key, so mafia needs to kill one of us or we’ll win the game tomorrow

Why don't you just nk worcej?

[worcej]

From the NRA chat
(tables are filled with piles of guns and everyone is eating whole racks of ribs, their shirts covered in barbeque sauce)

worcej: (fishishes eating a massive rib bone filled with meat and then crunches the bone as well)
This meeting is called to order. These libtards wanna take our guns, our furs, our gas stoves, and our beef. And we cant allow that

(crowd yells muffled agreements while spitting rib meat everywhere)

worcej: Fun fact there are more guns than school shootings

(crowd agrees)

worcej: Fun fact there are more -

(Jamiet99uk cyborg enters with Jasmine -a prostitute-)
Jamie: This Unit Is Prepared To Exact Justice. Jasmine Activate The Boom Box!

Jasmine: Sure thang suga. (she presses the button and a steady beat starts)

Jamiet99uk:
Dont go to states that are backward and second world
Eating red meat is bad and makes you hurl
Dont become a fat slow american pig
Get rid of your guns, You are not a vig.
Stop the shootings, do it for the kids!
But most of all you better stop eating those ribs!

Jasmine: (stops the boombox)

Jamiet99uk: This unit has now ended gun ownership

Your imagination is so vivid and pleasant to read lol

Never stop.

[worcej]

Worcej and I have solved the game in our private chat.

We each have one piece of the key, so mafia needs to kill one of us or we’ll win the game tomorrow

Why don't you just nk worcej?

Don’t promise me a good time.

[brainbomb]

@Brainbomb: Kindly do not refer to my friend Jasmine as a prostitute.

Sorry Hammie

[brainbomb]

I just made pulled pork sandwiches with swiss cheese and a piece of shoulder bacon topped with sweet baby rays.

[worcej]

I just made pulled pork sandwiches with swiss cheese and a piece of shoulder bacon topped with sweet baby rays.

That’s more exciting then the state of this game.

[ghug]

I just made pulled pork sandwiches with swiss cheese and a piece of shoulder bacon topped with sweet baby rays.

That’s more exciting then the state of this game.

An exceptionally low bar to clear, sadly.

[Jamiet99uk]

@Brainbomb: Kindly do not refer to my friend Jasmine as a prostitute.

Sorry Hammie

You're not very sorry. I know a number of sex workers and most of them don't enjoy being termed a "prostitute", unless they're what you might call a full-service sex worker, and even in that case they prefer "sex worker" or "escort" if you don't like saying that.

In any case Jasmine is a behavioural scientist and would not appreciate your remark.

[worcej]

I just made pulled pork sandwiches with swiss cheese and a piece of shoulder bacon topped with sweet baby rays.

That’s more exciting then the state of this game.

An exceptionally low bar to clear, sadly.

Another example of why forcing a tie as town is detrimental to the state of the game - it sucks the life out of the game.

[worcej]

@Brainbomb: Kindly do not refer to my friend Jasmine as a prostitute.

Sorry Hammie

You're not very sorry. I know a number of sex workers and most of them don't enjoy being termed a "prostitute", unless they're what you might call a full-service sex worker, and even in that case they prefer "sex worker" or "escort" if you don't like saying that.

In any case Jasmine is a behavioural scientist and would not appreciate your remark.

And here I thought he made a person up for his NRA rally

[brainbomb]

@Brainbomb: Kindly do not refer to my friend Jasmine as a prostitute.

Sorry Hammie

You're not very sorry. I know a number of sex workers and most of them don't enjoy being termed a "prostitute", unless they're what you might call a full-service sex worker, and even in that case they prefer "sex worker" or "escort" if you don't like saying that.

In any case Jasmine is a behavioural scientist and would not appreciate your remark.

Okay.

[Jamiet99uk]

Sorry Hammie

You're not very sorry. I know a number of sex workers and most of them don't enjoy being termed a "prostitute", unless they're what you might call a full-service sex worker, and even in that case they prefer "sex worker" or "escort" if you don't like saying that.

In any case Jasmine is a behavioural scientist and would not appreciate your remark.

And here I thought he made a person up for his NRA rally

He happened to deliberately pick the name of an actual close friend I mentioned earlier in the game.

[brainbomb]

You're not very sorry. I know a number of sex workers and most of them don't enjoy being termed a "prostitute", unless they're what you might call a full-service sex worker, and even in that case they prefer "sex worker" or "escort" if you don't like saying that.

In any case Jasmine is a behavioural scientist and would not appreciate your remark.

And here I thought he made a person up for his NRA rally

He happened to deliberately pick the name of an actual close friend I mentioned earlier in the game.

we get it. it wasnt funny. I was not expecting you to be offended. Sorry. my bad

[brainbomb]

From The Pub:

Jamiet99uk: Jasmine my dear you are a behavioral scientist. And I would describe your behavior as cool headed, charming, witty and well mannered.

Jamiet99uk: Yes. Now let us listen to this screaming death metal music that helps me stay calm and cool under pressure.

Jasmine: Yes. Let us drink this fine Cabernet Sauvignon and then mosh and thrash people. Also have you lost weight?

Jamiet99uk: No. I am just not an American fat cat.

Jasmine: I agree. You are wise and very not fat.

Jamiet99uk: Yes. I do have to go report in on a mafia game real quick. then we can thrash and slaughter some chickens.

Jasmine: Good. behavioral science indicates santeria is a very calming behavior

[brainbomb]

From Jamies Black Leather Jacket Chat:

Leather Jacket: How come you dont wear me anymore Jamie. We used to be a dynamic duo. like Mork and Mindy, Ringo and Paul.

Jamiet99uk: Im sorry leather jacket. Im an assless chaps and vest kinda guy now

Leather Jacket: Fine. then its over. just take me to the thrift store like you did the rest of your past jackets.

Jamiet99uk: Do not be sad. We will always have that sepultura concert.

Leather Jacket: Where the guy spilled a white russian on me?

Jamiet99uk: It was a night to remember. I cant retire you. Lets have one more night for old times sakes.

[Chaqa]

Worcej and I have solved the game in our private chat.

We each have one piece of the key, so mafia needs to kill one of us or we’ll win the game tomorrow

Why don't you just nk worcej?

Because I'm town.

[Chaqa]

@brain you should play Disco Elysium, I think you'd appreciate it

[Jamiet99uk]

From Jamies Black Leather Jacket Chat:

Leather Jacket: How come you dont wear me anymore Jamie. We used to be a dynamic duo. like Mork and Mindy, Ringo and Paul.

Jamiet99uk: Im sorry leather jacket. Im an assless chaps and vest kinda guy now

Leather Jacket: Fine. then its over. just take me to the thrift store like you did the rest of your past jackets.

Jamiet99uk: Do not be sad. We will always have that sepultura concert.

Leather Jacket: Where the guy spilled a white russian on me?

Jamiet99uk: It was a night to remember. I cant retire you. Lets have one more night for old times sakes.

Haha.

I often wear a black leather jacket. It has a bronze Mad Max police badge on it. I've also been to see Sepultura twice. The Derrick Green fronted Sepultura is actually very good. I saw them support Kreator a few years ago, what a great gig.

[Jamiet99uk]

From the "Somewhere in a caravan park in Minnesota" chat...

Brainbomb: Would you like some more tea, Polly Prissy Pants?

Polly: Yes, Brainbomb, I would like some tea. Thank you.

Brainbomb: You're very welcome, Polly Prissy Pants. Would you like some tea, Clyde Frog?

Clyde Frog: Yes please Beancomb. Why are you so cool?

Brainbomb: Oh, I don't know, I just am.

Polly: You are so strong and smart, Brainbruh. Everyone likes you.

Brainbomb: Why, thank you, Polly Prissy Pants. How nice of you.

President Eden: Dude, this is pretty fucked up right here.