You can write a Christmas Classic

[Crazy Anglican]

Add a verse at a time in the style of Dr. Seuss:

The Grinch on Mt. Crumpet liked Christmas a lot,
But the Who's down in Whoville,
Did not.

While the Grinch hung his wreaths and some candles with wire,
The mayor on Who Square spoke to spark the Whos' ire,
then they all grabbed up pitchforks and wood for a pyre.