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[Bonatogether]

Why did Bona not mention how much he simps for eden

it is natural for the good son to admire and want to emulate the good father

or that the father ignores the son

[President Eden]

did anybody hear something just now?

[BesharamSabi]

Why did Bona not mention how much he simps for eden

it is natural for the good son to admire and want to emulate the good father

By that nature you're a simp.

[Bonatogether]

Part 2 of Bona's adventures with a spreadsheet



tl;dr: sabi spams the thread largely about mid-level posters
boat man simps hard for sabi
celaph is scum

Before I begin,,,, where was part one?

viewtopic.php?p=291195#p291195

part 1

[BesharamSabi]

Part 2 of Bona's adventures with a spreadsheet

Alright here's my thoughts while I'm waiting for my uber home:

This shows us quite clearly, that sabi is a SIMP, in all senses of the word. (

I'm insulted. I have never simped for any man.

Disgusted by that association.

Quickly skimming their ISO, this is because they talk about those three without directly engaging them as much.

This makes sense since a lot of it was explaining my reads on bozo and blamp.

Boat man spends a lot of time talking about sabi, evidently. He is the only person to achieve a SIMP factor of larger than 5 wrt sabi. This is because he, also, spends a lot of time talking about sabi, although he also does interact with sabi to a fair degree. As befitting a SIMP, they do not talk about him as much as he does about them.

I mean are we surprised?

Anyway I guess I'm now worried that maybe boatman is pocketing me...

Ugh time to iso him.

1) I'm sorry sabi, but the data clearly shows that you are a SIMP for many people. You have a SIMP factor of 10 or greater for 6 (!) people.

3) I would think that if boat man was trying to pocket you, he'd be talking more directly with you, although the original data is not separated out by interactions and mentions, so it's hard to say without an ISO. My impression is that he spent a large amount of time talking about you, indicating that he spends a lot of time thinking about you. Truly the hallmark of the SIMP

Boatman is obsessed with me, that's true. Can't deny that fact.

[BesharamSabi]

Part 2 of Bona's adventures with a spreadsheet



tl;dr: sabi spams the thread largely about mid-level posters
boat man simps hard for sabi
celaph is scum

Before I begin,,,, where was part one?

viewtopic.php?p=291195#p291195

part 1

Ahh that was part one. Makes sense.

[Bonatogether]

Alright here's my thoughts while I'm waiting for my uber home:

This shows us quite clearly, that sabi is a SIMP, in all senses of the word. (

I'm insulted. I have never simped for any man.

Disgusted by that association.

Quickly skimming their ISO, this is because they talk about those three without directly engaging them as much.

This makes sense since a lot of it was explaining my reads on bozo and blamp.

Boat man spends a lot of time talking about sabi, evidently. He is the only person to achieve a SIMP factor of larger than 5 wrt sabi. This is because he, also, spends a lot of time talking about sabi, although he also does interact with sabi to a fair degree. As befitting a SIMP, they do not talk about him as much as he does about them.

I mean are we surprised?

Anyway I guess I'm now worried that maybe boatman is pocketing me...

Ugh time to iso him.

1) I'm sorry sabi, but the data clearly shows that you are a SIMP for many people. You have a SIMP factor of 10 or greater for 6 (!) people.

3) I would think that if boat man was trying to pocket you, he'd be talking more directly with you, although the original data is not separated out by interactions and mentions, so it's hard to say without an ISO. My impression is that he spent a large amount of time talking about you, indicating that he spends a lot of time thinking about you. Truly the hallmark of the SIMP

Boatman is obsessed with me, that's true. Can't deny that fact.

the most important conclusion is indeed that Boat Man simps for Sabi despite Sabi simping hard for many other people

[Bonatogether]

Before I begin,,,, where was part one?

viewtopic.php?p=291195#p291195

part 1

Ahh that was part one. Makes sense.

give it a +1 and i'll give you a shoutout in part 3

[BesharamSabi]

1) I'm sorry sabi, but the data clearly shows that you are a SIMP for many people. You have a SIMP factor of 10 or greater for 6 (!) people.

3) I would think that if boat man was trying to pocket you, he'd be talking more directly with you, although the original data is not separated out by interactions and mentions, so it's hard to say without an ISO. My impression is that he spent a large amount of time talking about you, indicating that he spends a lot of time thinking about you. Truly the hallmark of the SIMP

Boatman is obsessed with me, that's true. Can't deny that fact.

the most important conclusion is indeed that Boat Man simps for Sabi despite Sabi simping hard for many other people

I am a whore after all. Are we surprised?

[BesharamSabi]

Bona are you ready for night one analysis time?

[ghug]

Why did Bona not mention how much he simps for eden

it is natural for the good son to admire and want to emulate the good father

Plus, the spreadsheet probably doesn't account for you calling him son without quoting him.

[BesharamSabi]

Why did Bona not mention how much he simps for eden

it is natural for the good son to admire and want to emulate the good father

Plus, the spreadsheet probably doesn't account for you calling him son without quoting him.

It counted son. I covered nicknames hence why I had to do things by my eyes

[BesharamSabi]

OK just got home.

Going to update spread sheet and do the Chaqa pattern thing tonight

[brainbomb]

I was unclear on what a simp was so I looked it up on urban dictionary

a word that everyone overuses w/out the correct definition. it means a guy that is overly desperate for women, especially if she is a bad person, or has expressed her disinterest in him whom which he continues to obsess over. They're usually just virgins that will accept coochie from anyone regardless of who they are. respec waman ≠ simpery.
A: "dude, Vanessa keeps saying no when I ask her out. Shes all "stop asking me out, I barely know you and this has become more of an obsession than a friendship"... Isn't she so smart? "
B: "shut the fuck up simp"

[President Eden]

1) I’m sorry sabi, but the data clearly shows that you are a SIMP for many people. You have a SIMP factor of 10 or greater for 6 (!) people.

3) I would think that if boat man was trying to pocket you, he’d be talking more directly with you, although the original data is not separated out by interactions and mentions, so it’s hard to say without an ISO. My impression is that he spent a large amount of time talking about you, indicating that he spends a lot of time thinking about you. Truly the hallmark of the SIMP

Boatman is obsessed with me, that’s true. Can’t deny that fact.

the most important conclusion is indeed that Boat Man simps for Sabi despite Sabi simping hard for many other people

you will see this pattern many times in your life son. just be sure not to find yourself in the pattern very often (ideally ever).

[brainbomb]

On that note im almost 40

[BesharamSabi]

Bona does this mean I need to bring back the #simps central role for you on my server?

[BesharamSabi]

Boatman is obsessed with me, that’s true. Can’t deny that fact.

the most important conclusion is indeed that Boat Man simps for Sabi despite Sabi simping hard for many other people

you will see this pattern many times in your life son. just be sure not to find yourself in the pattern very often (ideally ever).

How do you feel about Jamiet simping for your man Chaqa?

[President Eden]

the most important conclusion is indeed that Boat Man simps for Sabi despite Sabi simping hard for many other people

you will see this pattern many times in your life son. just be sure not to find yourself in the pattern very often (ideally ever).

How do you feel about Jamiet simping for your man Chaqa?

*click*
*flash*

yep, this one’s going in my cringe compilation.

[TheFlyingBoat]

1) I'm sorry sabi, but the data clearly shows that you are a SIMP for many people. You have a SIMP factor of 10 or greater for 6 (!) people.

3) I would think that if boat man was trying to pocket you, he'd be talking more directly with you, although the original data is not separated out by interactions and mentions, so it's hard to say without an ISO. My impression is that he spent a large amount of time talking about you, indicating that he spends a lot of time thinking about you. Truly the hallmark of the SIMP

Boatman is obsessed with me, that's true. Can't deny that fact.

the most important conclusion is indeed that Boat Man simps for Sabi despite Sabi simping hard for many other people

Does it really count as simping if most of my posts involving them involve me telling them to play better and post conclusions? I was also pretty harsh on them early/mid D1.