MAFIA 67 OFFICIAL GAME THREAD —//—//— CURSE OF THE AZURE BONDS [hidden]

[worcej]

Worccccccc

come back. I want to plaaaaaaaaaay.

IF I CAN'T HAVE YOU~
I DON'T WAAAAAANT NOBODY BAAAABYY~
IF I CAN'T HAVE YOU~
WOAAAAAAAAAH-OOOO-OOOOOOH~
OOOOOOOOH~

I have to work hard for my money sometimes, other times I can BS.

The joys of working in an industrial plant...

[Hamilton Brian]

Worc
ghug
rdr
gimix

I'll take my MVP now

Coming in strong to make up for the steamroller of a wagon that developed on them D1 in 66.

[DemonRHK]

Worc
ghug
rdr
gimix

I'll take my MVP now

Coming in strong to make up for the steamroller of a wagon that developed on them D1 in 66.

Oh you sweet summer child. If only that would be what this is.

[worcej]

Damn parrot should be shot

Time for an impression, let's see if you get it:

Is this signalling?! He just said that Vecna should be shot.

Only one person has a gun and they need to be signaled...

[worcej]

Hello fine town people and some evil bastards. I missed last night and was expecting to have a lot to read and it's just 3 pages. Not that I am complaining, it will be easier to keep updated.

I'm potentially ruining this for you.

Do you prefer the low post volume over the stream of content we normally see?

[worcej]

Jesus fuck I poke my head in before going to sleep and there is only 2 pages, y'all can't generate chatter for shit without brain in game.

##Vote worcej
##End

Open and shut case, bake him away, toys. GG go next.

What the odds of Demon being cum again?

I mean... he probably has a lot of it built up inside of him...

[worcej]

13 town and 4 bad guys, right? So whoever I vote I have exactly a 75% chance of being wrong, very well

75% of the time it works all the time baby.

[worcej]

13 town and 4 bad guys, right? So whoever I vote I have exactly a 75% chance of being wrong, very well

gimix is town

Tendency to agree here for now.

[DemonRHK]

Worccccccc

come back. I want to plaaaaaaaaaay.

IF I CAN'T HAVE YOU~
I DON'T WAAAAAANT NOBODY BAAAABYY~
IF I CAN'T HAVE YOU~
WOAAAAAAAAAH-OOOO-OOOOOOH~
OOOOOOOOH~

I have to work hard for my money sometimes, other times I can BS.

The joys of working in an industrial plant...

Well, I hope you have a decent start (or middle/end) of your workday/week, regardless of you and your buddies want to have me and the rest of town dead.

[worcej]

I wish Bona was playing

Why?

[Chaqa]

I wish Bona was playing

Why?

Because I like playing with him

[worcej]

HamBone, Parrot, assist me in baking a Worc pie. It's like a pot pie but with the flesh of the guilty instead. Morbid, but delicious with the right seasoning.

Humor me - how do you have such an 'MVP' level read before I even posted anything?

I'm psychic, I have ESPN. Keep up scumbo.

I have ESPN+, which is better than your version.

[worcej]

I wish Bona was playing

Why?

Because I like playing with him

I was hoping for some more content and forgot who I was talking to, my bad.

[Hamilton Brian]

I am looking forward to Chaqa relating how the Chipotle wage increase will impact their eating habits.

[worcej]

You see? No reply. Awe of my ability.

My cases are a delicacy. A crepe, with smooth cream cheese and apple filling, dusted with powdered sugar.

Warc is serving crap crepes. They're full of shit, much like his futile attempts to refute me.

First of all, yuck - apple crepe's suck. Stick to berries or yogurt. In fact, apples don't even come up in most lists for filling options.

Matt Damon here clearly is scum for pushing this awful version of a famous desert.

[DemonRHK]

Humor me - how do you have such an 'MVP' level read before I even posted anything?

I'm psychic, I have ESPN. Keep up scumbo.

I have ESPN+, which is better than your version.

Real talk. I have:

Netflix
Disney +
Paramount +
Discovery +
Hulu
Peacock Premium
HBO Max
STARZ Anywhere

And the shit is STILL less than my fuckin cable bill was.

[worcej]

I am looking forward to Chaqa relating how the Chipotle wage increase will impact their eating habits.

I mean, anyone who is in lower income brackets should be concerned with the relatively quick increase in wage for unskilled labor.

And yeah, I said it, working at Chipotle isn't a skill.

But to be fair - minimum wage should've actually kept up with inflation/productivity/'livable wages' over the past 30+ years and all the politicians suck for not allowing it....

ANYWAYS, off my soapbox for now...

[worcej]

I'm psychic, I have ESPN. Keep up scumbo.

I have ESPN+, which is better than your version.

Real talk. I have:

Netflix
Disney +
Paramount +
Discovery +
Hulu
Peacock Premium
HBO Max
STARZ Anywhere

And the shit is STILL less than my fuckin cable bill was.

I'm following the same suit, only adding YouTubeTV during football season. I'll make out much better than the $130/month I paid for pretty basic DirecTV...

[Chaqa]

Why?

Because I like playing with him

I was hoping for some more content and forgot who I was talking to, my bad.

It's day 1

[Chaqa]

I am looking forward to Chaqa relating how the Chipotle wage increase will impact their eating habits.

I'm all for it. Chipotle has been understaffed and not open full hours.