MAFIA XXXVII: THE WHEEL OF WEB-TIME

[Foxcastle]

Idle banter for a bit, but we do occasionally get our act as the deadline approaches and people have to get serious about their votes, and we even catch scum sometimes...

[bozotheclown]

No, I haven't played before though I had read through some of the previous game and looked up all the terms/acronyms so I am trying to throw them around like I actually know something.

I assume the goal of this first day is largely idle banter? We won't really know much until the first poor sucker (hopefully not me) is lynched and the first NK happens?

Sometime a scum is caught on D1 because of their reaction to a random vote.

##VOTE flash2015

[teacher2]

Still commuting/family time until 830 ish and really shouldn’t have signed up, but I got a sweet pm from ##vote drcjg. Hoping third times the charm.

[flash2015]

@Bozo That isn't very friendly to a newcomer!

[rdrivera2005]

I would vote for Bozo but I could be accused of metagaming on our CL games

Other then this what the chance of both DrCJ and Ike being scum?

[worcej]

On mobile so not a huge post, but considering DrCJG has been mafia now for 2 games in a row, he could totally be it again. ##vote DrCJG

[DoubtingThomas]

Very confused about who drcj is!

[brainbomb]

Journal Entry 1

I left Toman Head at age 14. I had hoped my brother would come but his arrogance led him to an addiction he could never break. Some men want to reign supreme, some men want taco supreme. My brother, well, he wanted more than anything to practice high level dentistry at a reasonable prize.

I wanted to help of course. My brother was also my Uncle. Dont try to understand it. As time went on I gathered precious metals for him. He needed them to make fillings and I was quite good at foraging.

On his 34th name day he botched a root canal on a local oil slicked greaser. Chaqa he called himself. Chaqa sued my brother and bought a fancy Camaro with the blood money. I couldnt believe it. Hillary couldnt believe it. But one of the family was even more incensed.

The moral of the story is
Always ##Vote Doubting Thomas

[brainbomb]

Journal Entry 227

Toman Head is still home. I just had an Ultimate Skillet from Village Inn. Ive felt changes within my body. I think I am assuming a form of a werewolf. I feel the need to go out and murder lots of town tonight.

But I know I must resist the urge for Hillarys sake. She would want me to stay strong even as the opal moon comes from beyond the clouds.

I fear the weebs who have gathered on the river banks. They keep talking about Senpais and having bestial sex.

I hope in time these memories along with my bloodthirst may subside.

[brainbomb]

Journal Entry 229

Full Moon tonight.
Toman Head is buzzing. I spoke to Yack Off Fall TV trays. I told him his name was terrible and I plan to eat him tonight.

He shurgged and said OH WELLIES.

Thats when I knew

Thats when I KNEW, that France was gonna lose in a shootout to Croatia.

[brainbomb]

Journal Entry 330

I am scared. My friend Nils holgersson promised so many hetero erotic ms paint memes. His hesitance to do so meant he was likely a Power Player in my midst. So I have to feed on him.

Even more concerning was the lack of one James T mcburger circa 1999. A man of red hair, scottish blood, and a weak intestinal system. I was scared. James t mcburger was always hungry for a gathering. For the lord James so loved the hunt, he never missed a page of action.

A lump formed in my throat and prostate.

Was this it?

Was James T mcburger esquire, and Nils Holgersson the lil.boy goose rider of Belgium acting out some scummy charade of absenteeism?

Or were they merely broken that Belgium and England were destined to be a tier below a Nelly Hit song.

I listened hoping for clues

A roll of toilet paper close by.

https://youtu.be/r9mFZq-JMfs

[brainbomb]

Journal Entry 358
It was a early winters night in bunghole town. Someone had an idea to play mafia. We did.well...

Like most ideas it 'sounded' fun.

In theory.

Hell communism sounded fun too.

[rdrivera2005]

Are you feeling alone Brain? Seems people are busy doing any other things then playing Mafia.

[brainbomb]

Journal entry 887

Im going to +1 everyone who posts here on out. As long as yer funny.

I went to the pub tonight and got wasted. Was pretty good. The Girls in Toman Head are why the town got its name

[thedipplayer]

(Am I remembering the sign up thread correctly that you're new, or is that someone else?)

That would be me

[Vecna]

https://imgur.com/a/EJcQRDK

Let the shitposting commence! (or continue I guess)

[Vecna]

https://imgur.com/a/XaTF4cr

At least the idea was good....I guess

[yavuzovic]

I also prefer ending phases an hour early (at 5 PM ET rather than 6). But I think we will have to point out that the phase is ending an hour early (at 5 PM ET rather than 6) many times before everyone remembers that the phases end an hour early (at 5 PM ET rather than 6).

This fits best to me. Given phase ends are at 1 am with my hour.

[brainbomb]

https://imgur.com/a/EJcQRDK

Let the shitposting commence! (or continue I guess)

Journal Entry 1135

My heart grows 6 sizes. Nils Holgersson rides in with ol slickback shaqalaqa. Top notch meme. But wheres James T Mcburgerstein 1999 British Place

[brainbomb]

Journal Entry 7

So Hi I am brainbomb

Im new this is my first game. I dont know how to tell if people are scum.
Help me learn how to play this sounds fun.what do we get to do.

I just like telling stories