I would let you ram me full of rolls after reading this, do you understand. I'd kneel all so daintily as your stern hands grasp my jaw, work my pliant throat as you cram 'em in with tight fingers and poetic flair, stuffing past the point of fed to uncomfortably full of bread.DemonRHK wrote: ↑Wed Feb 10, 2021 2:13 amBruh.
Mah dude.
Are you saying you've never had the soft, pillowy slice of absolute heaven that is the King's Hawaiian Sweet Roll?
The golden brown temptation, crammed twelve at a time into their paper-cardboard home with that scandalous clear front packaging, teasing you like a Pahrump brothel worker?
Peeling away the cardboard where a bit sticks to the edge for you to scrape off with a finger a feast upon, foreplay to the main event?
And finally shoving the whole thing in your mouth like a carnivorous plant in the amazon, feasting as if no insect had approached in years.
Your eyes flutter and roll back, every surface of the cube-like bread soft, no crunch, just the delectable chew as you struggle to keep the entire thing in your mouth.
And then...you still have 11 more to go.
You poor, sweet, deprived summer child.
Manna falling from the skies, you've convinced me to go look for a pack somewhere. Lol.