What colour are Dargorygel's eyes & why do we never see Dargorygel & Xi Jinpeng in the same room?

[MajorMitchell]

How many eyes does Das Urkomisch Ausglassen Dargorygel and what colours are they? Does Das Urkomisch Ausglassen Dargorygel use virtual and real eyes to see everything and everyone? Why is it whenever I see Xi Jinpeng Das Urkomisch Ausglassen Dargorygel is never sighted? Is Das Urkomisch Ausglassen Dargorygel the secret ruler of the PRC? How cool!

[MajorMitchell]

Or is Das Urkomisch Ausglassen Dargorygel actually an Alien from the Spandex~Porridge Galaxy?

[Strauss]

I think Das Urkomisch Ausglassen Dargorygel is hilariously exuberant.

[dargorygel]

You are assuming I have eyes.

[Octavious]

Are we counting only the ones he was born with, or his full collection?

[dargorygel]

Are we counting only the ones he was born with, or his full collection?

If you are counting all of those, the aggregate color would be unattractive.

[Matticus13]

My current working theory: Das Urkomisch Ausglassen Dargorygel is actually anti-matter Xi Jinpeng. If the pair were near one another, they would begin to orbit one another, resonate, and then end the galaxy in a brilliant explosion of hellfire. Count your blessings they stay thousands of miles apart (the NSA tells me...)

[dargorygel]

That is a mildly disconcerting working theory.
I am now considering postponing my diplmatic wheeling-dealing trip to China that I had previously planned.

[yavuzovic]

I saw Dargorygel and Xi Jinpeng in the same room when they were planning China's economic advencement and what is Dargo's share from it.
I couldn't see his eyes though

[dargorygel]

Impossible. My eyes were closed while I was not there.

[PRINCE WILLIAM]

You forget that Dargo is a moderator which means almost omnipotent. So he can have any colour he wishes or none in he's eyes while he can be where he wishes to be with anyone he likes to do so.