Guess the Word

[Jamiet99uk]

"The size of these items may vary, but normally they would be too large to shove in you without causing serious internal trauma."

So that rules out Scimitar...

Even a small Scimitar would cause problems if someone "shoved it in you".

[BunnyGo]

Crystal?

[flash2015]

Gerbil?

[Jamiet99uk]

It's not a creature

[damo666]

Table?
Chair?

[damo666]

wardrobe
dresser
press
ottoman

[Sodium Telluride]

Neon? I'm running out of ideas. Could it be used as either a noun or an adjective or only as a noun?

[BunnyGo]

Mattress

Bulb

door

[AleaIactaEst]

Cone
Spoon
Bottle
Block

[TheMadMonarch]

Dice

[Jamiet99uk]

It is not an adjective.

It has more than four letters.

[Jamiet99uk]

Damo and Bunnygo have sort of come closest without getting super close.

[e.m.c^42]

Giving grammatical hints is nasty. You should give us more fun ones, such as "It is small enough to shove in you" or "It is flammable at room temperature and pressure, without added substances".

The size of these items may vary, but normally they would be too large to shove in you without causing serious internal trauma.

Whether or not this thing is flammable would depend upon the materials it was composed of.

This certainly helps somewhat. It's an object that is defined by function/shape rather than material, and is typically larger than a fist.

Is it edible? Can I physically get inside it? Can I pick it up?

[BunnyGo]

Giving grammatical hints is nasty. You should give us more fun ones, such as "It is small enough to shove in you" or "It is flammable at room temperature and pressure, without added substances".

The size of these items may vary, but normally they would be too large to shove in you without causing serious internal trauma.

Whether or not this thing is flammable would depend upon the materials it was composed of.

This certainly helps somewhat. It's an object that is defined by function/shape rather than material, and is typically larger than a fist.

Is it edible? Can I physically get inside it? Can I pick it up?

Cone
Tetrahedron
Pyramid
Pyre
Pillar
Pilloc
Cube
Sphere

[Sodium Telluride]

Diamond
Square
Gemstone
Pillow

[Octavious]

The word is a lie. It doesn’t exist. Jamie just plans to drag this out for a few days before selecting a word he thinks is rather clever from the list of answers and pretending it was that all along. A scheme of such vile corruption and blatant disregard for one's fellow man has not been seen since the Blue Peter name our pet scandal! Time to end this nonsense. It's curtains for this shameful charade!

Oooh... is it curtains?

[Jamiet99uk]

The size of these items may vary, but normally they would be too large to shove in you without causing serious internal trauma.

Whether or not this thing is flammable would depend upon the materials it was composed of.

This certainly helps somewhat. It's an object that is defined by function/shape rather than material, and is typically larger than a fist.

Is it edible? Can I physically get inside it? Can I pick it up?

Cone
Tetrahedron
Pyramid
Pyre
Pillar
Pilloc
Cube
Sphere

I said it has more than four letters.

[Jamiet99uk]

Giving grammatical hints is nasty. You should give us more fun ones, such as "It is small enough to shove in you" or "It is flammable at room temperature and pressure, without added substances".

The size of these items may vary, but normally they would be too large to shove in you without causing serious internal trauma.

Whether or not this thing is flammable would depend upon the materials it was composed of.

This certainly helps somewhat. It's an object that is defined by function/shape rather than material, and is typically larger than a fist.

Is it edible? Can I physically get inside it? Can I pick it up?

It would be edible if it was made of an edible substance, but normally these would not be made of edible substances.

Normally you would not be able to get inside one of these but there is no specific reason it couldn't be hollow inside.

You could pick it up if you were strong enough, depending on the size and materials.

[Jamiet99uk]

The word is a lie. It doesn’t exist. Jamie just plans to drag this out for a few days before selecting a word he thinks is rather clever from the list of answers and pretending it was that all along. A scheme of such vile corruption and blatant disregard for one's fellow man has not been seen since the Blue Peter name our pet scandal! Time to end this nonsense. It's curtains for this shameful charade!

Oooh... is it curtains?

Not curtains.

There's definitely an actual word, I'm not trolling.

Also I'm amazed how much participation this very silly game is getting, haha.

[TheMadMonarch]

The size of these items may vary, but normally they would be too large to shove in you without causing serious internal trauma.

Whether or not this thing is flammable would depend upon the materials it was composed of.

This certainly helps somewhat. It's an object that is defined by function/shape rather than material, and is typically larger than a fist.

Is it edible? Can I physically get inside it? Can I pick it up?

It would be edible if it was made of an edible substance, but normally these would not be made of edible substances.

Normally you would not be able to get inside one of these but there is no specific reason it couldn't be hollow inside.

You could pick it up if you were strong enough, depending on the size and materials.

So it could reasonably be made out of an edible substance, and that wouldn't be weird?