M62: PEOPLE'S DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF REVOLUTIONARY MAFIA GAME THREAD!

[bozotheclown]

Yeah, I mean, I don't know what else there is to solve. I've basically concluded it has to be Bozo, and even if there' a chance it's you, he's tunneled on me and not likely to change, so I have to hope I'm right.

Saying it has to be me is something scum would be much more likely to say.

I didn't say it has to be you.

I said I think it's you, but I'm forced to keep my vote on you since you're tunneled on me.

That is what you said, but you do not have to keep your vote on me if you do not think I am scum.

[bozotheclown]

I have never bussed anyone like I would have been bussing damo, and I do not think I ever would.

It was a pretty desperate situation for scum, so if there was ever a time to sell a bus convincingly, it was D5.

Do you think I bussed damo with the inaccurate theory that he was the smuggler?

[kgray]

Today has basically been bozo pushing Chaqa for what I think are fairly NAI reasons and Chaqa defending himself. Neither of you really seem like you're actually trying to figure out if scum is me or the other person, but I think that's more suspicious from bozo. Partially because Chaqa had previously thought bozo was scummier than me, and partially because I don't expect Chaqa to put as much effort into solving as bozo does.

And honestly Chaqa is still really null to me. I can't read him at all. But the list of dead townies who thought Chaqa was town and bozo was scum is staggering... I'll take the blame if I pick wrong, but I'm not going to ignore them. So I think I'm sticking with bozo.

I don't know how you can say I have not been trying to find out which one of you is scum, after I explained why I think Chaqa's D1 and D5 seemed more likely scum motivated than your D1 and D5.

I also do not know how you can find Chaqa's ignoring Durga's survey NAI, especially since the last scum is likely the smuggler.

You are also ignoring Chaqa's D1 analysis where he claims all teacon voters should be considered town, and Chaqa's contradiction on whether leaving a scum wagon is scum indicative.

Because D1 and D5 were a long time ago, and you did not bring up those as reasons to scumread Chaqa earlier. I don't think your switch from scumreading me yesterday to scumreading Chaqa today seems natural.

Honestly I would be more suspicious of Chaqa if he stuck around and bothered to answer Durga's survey in a way that made him look innocent.

I'm not ignoring his claim that the teacon voters were his towncore, and I don't agree with that kind of analysis, but I believe that's something that town!Chaqa would think. And I did question him on his contradiction.

[kgray]

I have never bussed anyone like I would have been bussing damo, and I do not think I ever would.

It was a pretty desperate situation for scum, so if there was ever a time to sell a bus convincingly, it was D5.

Do you think I bussed damo with the inaccurate theory that he was the smuggler?

Yes, clearly that's what I think happened. But as you yourself said, you also gave a bunch of other reasons to scumread him that were independent of him being the smuggler.

[kgray]

@bozo what you seem to be doing is having decided I'm the DK you proceed to backfit everything to indicate that I am the smuggler to justify your choice of DK.

That is is archetypal scumplay (although I don't think you are scum just a misguided tunneller).

Also this is the last thing damo said about you, after voting for you with Jamie on D2 but then calling you obvtown on N3, and I think it supports the idea that you were bussing him.

[kgray]

Hey Chaqa

If you switch to celaph I'll vote you MVP

Oh, this is tempting.

Honestly I think scum!Chaqa could have switched and tried to save damo here.

[kgray]

Yeah I keep rereading things and I can see cases for both scenarios but I don't want to spend the next hour of my life second-guessing this, so I'm sticking with bozo. Final answer.

If I'm wrong, sorry town. But either way, whichever of you is scum did really well to make it through this many miskills.

[bozotheclown]

Yeah I keep rereading things and I can see cases for both scenarios but I don't want to spend the next hour of my life second-guessing this, so I'm sticking with bozo. Final answer.

If I'm wrong, sorry town. But either way, whichever of you is scum did really well to make it through this many miskills.

Chaqa as town makes an effort to solve the game, and he has not done much of that this game, he just keeps saying he is basing everything off of VCA. Do a bot search on him and the word VCA to see what I mean.

[Chaqa]

I would expect if Bozo was town, he would hope he's wrong and try to make me switch with him to kgray. I'm pretty fine locking in here on Bozo.

[President Eden]

Five mins

bozo (2) - kgray, Chaqa
Chaqa (1) - bozo

[bozotheclown]

I would expect if Bozo was town, he would hope he's wrong and try to make me switch with him to kgray. I'm pretty fine locking in here on Bozo.

If she is not here, I will vote for her if you do.

[bozotheclown]

Are you here?

[Chaqa]

I would expect if Bozo was town, he would hope he's wrong and try to make me switch with him to kgray. I'm pretty fine locking in here on Bozo.

If she is not here, I will vote for her if you do.

You could switch and let me think about it.

But it’s you.

[bozotheclown]

##vote kgray

[President Eden]

THE FINAL DAY PHASE HAS ENDED. STAND BY AND CEASE POSTING, MORTALS.

[President Eden]

DAY 10 VOTE COUNT FINAL: HORIZONTALLY UNCHALLENGED DAMES SINGING EDITION

bozotheclown (2): kgray, Chaqa
kgray (1): bozotheclown

[dargorygel]

A small crowd has gathered... but just enough to relax while the entertainment sings Christmas Carols in Ukrainian.

[dargorygel]

... then... unable to hold back...
TAP DANCE
to Silent Night.

[President Eden]

Chaqa sprints for his life through the halls of the abandoned base that the revolutionaries had been using as their makeshift headquarters. bozo is in hot pursuit.

“I know it’s you, Chaqa!” bozo screams. “I knew it the whole time! I saw you by the bees! You were rewiring power to Eden!”

“You’re insane,” Chaqa retorts, ducking into a side corridor. bozo overpursues for a moment, then doubles back and follows him.

I’ve got to get to Eden. Chaqa's mind races. We’re not going to get a day at this rate.

Chaqa turns right and finds himself at the entryway of the room with Eden’s machinery. The door is open!

Shouldn’t this be shut? Chaqa thinks as he darts in.

kgray emerges from behind the machinery!

“Huh. Real cagey of you.”

“I took the shortcut,” kgray says with a smirk, gesturing behind her at the sewer access behind her. “Neat little trick you pulled with ghug.”

“Thought you’d appreciate it.” Chaqa smiles and cracks his knuckles. “This’ll be fun.”

“Don’t you get started without me!” bozo bellows as he rumbles in behind Chaqa. Chaqa darts out of the way of bozo’s tackle just in time, and bozo whiffs and hits the floor.

kgray draws her pistol, but she’s a second late too; Chaqa slaps the gun away and shoves kgray to the ground!

“Want to hear something shocking?” Chaqa flips a switch on the machinery and bolts out of the room.

The doors slam shut.

“What the hell was that all about?” kgray says as she dusts herself off. “He’s clearly the one, but he didn’t kill us… what gives?”

“I’m not sure. I should have asked the bees,” said bozo.

kgray stares at him blankly.

“Anyway, you said you took another way in, right?”

“Yeah, just through the sew—”

The sewer door slams shut too!

“How…”

HE DID SAY IT WOULD BE SHOCKING.

Metal plates and gears across the room begin flying about and assemble themselves into a vaguely humanoid form around the center console.

“Wait… you’re still functional?!” kgray exclaims.

“So that’s what the bees were saying,” bozo mumbles in despair.

HE’S BEEN BUSY.

The machine “rises” and rests on two leg-like stands.

I SUPPOSE I GET TO SEND MY REGARDS.

Arcs of electricity fill the room one last time. kgray and bozo drop to the floor, dying instantly.

The machine raises a leg and steps to the right.

MOBILITY. INTERESTING.

The hallway door reopens. Chaqa stands in the doorway, eating a Chipotle double chicken burrito bowl with brown rice, black beans, fajita veggies, mild salsa and cheese.

MORTAL… YOU REALIZE THAT BOWL MUST BE OVER 200 YEARS OLD.

“We should open a Chipotle once we’re done ruling the world!”

FORGET THE E. COLI FOR A SECOND, THAT PROBABLY HAS LETHAL DOSES OF RADIATION.

“Still worth.”

RIGHT. ANYWAY, GOOD JOB. THE TROOPS WILL ARRIVE TOMORROW. I SUPPOSE SINCE I HAVE THIS NEW BODY, I CAN KEEP WATCH…

“Sure. I’ll just be finishing this bowl.”

HOW DID YOU GET ALL THIS NEW EQUIPMENT ON ME WITHOUT THEM NOTICING?

“The bees helped.”

UN-BEE-LIEVABLE.


BOZOTHECLOWN has DIED. He was a TOWNIE of the PEOPLE’S DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC.
KGRAY has been ENDGAMED. She was a TOWNIE of the PEOPLE’S DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC.

CHAQA has WON! He was a SMUGGLER of the EDEN LOYALISTS.

The EDEN LOYALISTS (teacon7, Jamiet99uk, BunnyGo, Yoyoyozo, damo666, Chaqa) HAVE WON!

[kgray]

Oh no... I’m so sorry town

Well played Chaqa.