Daffy Donald Does it Again

[Randomizer]

https://www.cnn.com/2018/04/26/politics ... index.html

Proving once again Dumb Donald isn't the brightest bulb elected. He does't get a real gift for his wife's birthday.

[Randomizer]

1. "I better not get into that because I may get in trouble. Maybe I didn't get her so much."
Trump starts the interview noting that today is a special day because it is his wife's birthday. Annnnnnd, he didn't get her anything. Off to a great start!


2. You know, I'm very busy -- to be running out looking for presents, OK? But I got her a beautiful card and some beautiful flowers."
Yes, I often tell my wife I didn't get her a present for her birthday because I am "very busy." It goes over great!

At least there are plenty of spare bedrooms to sleep in the White House for not getting at least a flunky to buy something better or go online. Seriously it's not like he didn't see her birthday coming up and could have shopped instead of going to Mar-a-lago for another round of golf.

How many here have been that stupid with their spouse or significant other? No wonder she doesn't hold his hand a public events and is shown pulling her hand away.

[Octavious]

This counts as political journalism in the US? Wow... Donald Trump was actually right. CNN is shite.

Seriously now, "President gets wife card and flowers for birthday" is not a story. It's certainly not a story about how awful a person he is. If you think it somehow is I suggest you take a step back and think about whether you're harbouring any bias.

[Telamor]

Kind of like the Miliband eating a sandwich picture that did the rounds over here. Not sure we're in a position to lecture Oct

[Octavious]

I don't see why not. I think the more people who criticise such nonsense, whether it's Trump's haircut, or May's shoes, or Corbyn's hat, or Eric Pickle's girth, the better. Especially when it's being carried by supposedly reliable news sources.

[CroakandDagger]

Finally, we have the concrete proof we were looking for. Finally, we have indisputable evidence that the fascist president of the united states is also a misogynist.

[Incrementalist]

The worst part is that the article had a 53-item list structure akin to those "slideshows" that present you five ads and a picture for every sentence.

News organizations have a real puzzle to solve - solid journalism vs. clickbait. I think the author was trying to have it both ways here, but it didn't work.

[Telamor]

I don't see why not.

Interesting, that's not the attitude you adopted about Europeans critising America over gun violence.

[Octavious]

I don't see why not.

Interesting, that's not the attitude you adopted about Europeans critising America over gun violence.

American gun violence is an issue specific to America, whereas attacks against politicians over complete nonsense is rather more universal.

Besides which my argument was not that Europeans shouldn't be allowed to comment, but that their comments wouldn't carry any weight beyond their personal satisfaction (or dissatisfaction, as the case may be).

[Telamor]

I think the basic principle is the same but it doesn't really matter I'll leave that stuff in the other thread rather than stalking you around the site.

[Randomizer]

The worst part is that the article had a 53-item list structure akin to those "slideshows" that present you five ads and a picture for every sentence.

News organizations have a real puzzle to solve - solid journalism vs. clickbait. I think the author was trying to have it both ways here, but it didn't work.

This has been a standard format for analyzing Trump speeches for interesting lines. However it rarely makes it to 10 statements. Trump usually repeats himself so there isn't that much new material. This time Trump went all over the road with lots of unrelated topics. The guy has no filter to censor himself.

[JamesYanik]

too busy bringing peace to north korea

I mean guys, this guy, weeks before an election, had a tape of him saying he grabbed womens' P****** and he still won.

5-6 people around him getting indicted on Russia because they slightly mispoke to the CIA or had a bit too informal of a conversation with some Russian guy: THIS ASSHOLE CAN'T STOP TWEETING FOR MORE THAN 5 SECONDS: eh, no actual records of shit on him specifically so far.

calls Kim Jong Un a fat retard with a small penis: peace deal and denuclearization



seriously folks he's gonna come out next week and say "kill the jews" and HAMAS is gonna be like "eh, maybe we got this whole genocide thing wrong"

[Randomizer]

Lying to a federal agent is a felony. Just ask Martha Stewart what she got sent to jail over with the insider trading investigation.

So far the people getting indicted around Trump and some have pleaded guilty weren't over slightly misspoke, but committing major crimes and covering them up.

There have been plenty of Trump crimes that he's plea bargained down to avoid a conviction if they had gone to trial. From housing discrimination, Trump U, doing business in Cuba before the embargo was lifted, doing business with organized crime for his casinos, and refusing to pay off contractors doing construction work for his buildings. The guy is the new Teflon Don.

[brainbomb]

What is a Balrog exactly? Like who even understands how dwarves got so greedy they tapped the abyss

[MajorMitchell]

Looks like Rudy G has outed his client as dishonest. Daffy Donald has been caught lying about payments to Stormy.

[Randomizer]

Now Adulterer Rudy G is back tracking on what he said about Adulterer Daffy Donald. They need to keep their lies straight.

How many checks does Daffy Donald sign that he doesn't remember one for $130000? The guy that puts them in front of Daffy Donald to sign out to make a bunch totaling a few million and move to a country that doesn't extradite for theft.