America kinda sucks

[President Eden]

Daily reminder that the United States of America, for its flaws, is unquestionably the greatest country in world history

Stay mad

[peterlund]

Daily reminder that the United States of America, for its flaws, is unquestionably the greatest country in world history

Non non non! C'est un "shithole country" dirigé par un "shithead"...

[Chance]

Nothing is unquestionable, least of all subjective opinions.

[President Eden]

Unquestionably the best

[Chance]

Why so?

[peterlund]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Hap ... 018_report

[Tom Bombadil]

Why so?

Has another country ever won the Superbowl?

I thought not. USA USA USA

[President Eden]

Why so?

Has another country ever won the Superbowl?

I thought not. USA USA USA

How can Yuropoors even compete?

EDIT: Ok, ok, I can hear their complaints now. "You stupid American! Only American teams get to compete in the Super Bowl!"

Two points:
(1) No you are the stupid one for living in Eurostan. GOT 'EM!
(2) If only American teams can compete in the Super Bowl, isn't that proof that we are the best? Thought so!
(3) Fine, we won't use the Super Bowl. Has another country ever won the WORLD Series? No getting out of this one Yuropoors!

[flash2015]

Why so?

Has another country ever won the Superbowl?

I thought not. USA USA USA

How can Yuropoors even compete?

EDIT: Ok, ok, I can hear their complaints now. "You stupid American! Only American teams get to compete in the Super Bowl!"

Two points:
(1) No you are the stupid one for living in Eurostan. GOT 'EM!
(2) If only American teams can compete in the Super Bowl, isn't that proof that we are the best? Thought so!
(3) Fine, we won't use the Super Bowl. Has another country ever won the WORLD Series? No getting out of this one Yuropoors!

Yes! The Toronto Blue Jays won in 1992 and in 1993. Or do you claim Canada too?

[CroakandDagger]

Canada is a part of America's Manifest Destiny. Like Mexico.

[President Eden]

Has another country ever won the Superbowl?

I thought not. USA USA USA

How can Yuropoors even compete?

EDIT: Ok, ok, I can hear their complaints now. "You stupid American! Only American teams get to compete in the Super Bowl!"

Two points:
(1) No you are the stupid one for living in Eurostan. GOT 'EM!
(2) If only American teams can compete in the Super Bowl, isn't that proof that we are the best? Thought so!
(3) Fine, we won't use the Super Bowl. Has another country ever won the WORLD Series? No getting out of this one Yuropoors!

Yes! The Toronto Blue Jays won in 1992 and in 1993. Or do you claim Canada too?

What the hell is a Canada? Speak English son, none of that European shit.

[Peregrine Falcon]

What the hell is a Canada? Speak English son, none of that European shit.

This is all I could find: http://www.debate.org/opinions/does-canada-exist
Looks like the consensus is that its existence is just a joke.

[peterlund]

Two points:
(1) No you are the stupid one for living in Eurostan. GOT 'EM!
(2) If only American teams can compete in the Super Bowl, isn't that proof that we are the best? Thought so!
(3) Fine, we won't use the Super Bowl. Has another country ever won the WORLD Series? No getting out of this one Yuropoors!

You proved it yourself! Americans are stupid, not even being able to count to 3...

[President Eden]

What the hell is a Canada? Speak English son, none of that European shit.

This is all I could find: http://www.debate.org/opinions/does-canada-exist
Looks like the consensus is that its existence is just a joke.

Hahahahah that’s incredible! Have a +NaN on the house

[shigzeo]

I was just in California. Amazing beer, and great Mary Jane. Loved it but it smelled like Gulliver pissed over the entire thing.

[Incrementalist]

"Kinda" means "mostly doesn't"

[Octavious]

"Kinda" means "mostly doesn't"

You reckon? The context I hear it in most is one of understatement. "This lettuce is kinda limp", for example, would be used for lettuce very much beyond its best, perhaps on the verge of dissolving. "This holiday kinda sucks" might be said after the airline loses your case, it's raining, and discovering the only restaurant within walking distance of your hotel is vegan.

[Incrementalist]

"Kinda" means "mostly doesn't"

You reckon? The context I hear it in most is one of understatement.

I kinda agree.

[jwoelmer2]

Word games...Incrementalist, you're equivocating just to play with him. You know what the OP meant.

[pangloss]

One thing that always bothers me when I visit the States is the massive portion sizes at all the restaurants. On a recent trip to DC, I was unable to finish a single meal I had ordered, including one off the kids' menu. I have no idea how you Americans are able to finish that much food. Only one of the people I was with was able to finish his meals, and after each one, he felt sick and had to lie down for a while.

However, Americans do produce fantastic television. TLC seems always to be producing gems like My 600lb Life and My Strange Addiction. And the commercials are always amazing! One commercial will promise you a pill that will fix all of your problems, and two commercials later, you'll see a lawyer saying that if you've ever taken a magic pill, you could be eligible to join a class action lawsuit.