M55: The Last Party - Game Thread

[Jamiet99uk]

What's your plan?

It would be silly to tell you that, this early.

Whisper it Jamie... because I spelled your name correctly, you OWE me.

No.

[brainbomb]

I add a little excitement, a little spice, to your lives, and all you do is complain. Where is your adventurous spirit, your imagination? Think, Picard, think! Think of the possibilities.

[SarahK24]

The bot isnt working for me... not that I need it quite yet.... but what do I do

The bot is down for everyone. We'll just have to wait. But like you said, you don't need it yet. Can you access QT alright?

Uhhh .... no.

[dargorygel]

It feels weird to be back in mafia after my last few games were shit.

But like I said, I wanted to witness this from in the middle of it.

Thus, LADIES and GENTLEMEN,

IT
IS
TIME

For your MAIN EVENT of the evening!

This is a FIVE ROUND CONTEST IN THE UFC...I mean WEBDIP HEAVYWEIGHT DIVISION, and is for the HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE WOOOOOOOOOORLD.

Fighting out of the blue corner, the Beast of Bombast, the Logic-less Legend, the Giorgio Tsoukalos of the Mafia world, BRAAAAAAAAAAINBOOOOOOOOMB.

And

Fighting out of the red corner, the English Eviscerator, the Ser of Snark, The Jack the Ripper to alllll of your cases, JAAAAAAMIE TEE NINETY-NINE YOOOOOOOOU-KAAAAAAAAY.

LET'S GET READY TO RUMMMMMMMMBLEEEEEEE.

This was fun, Demon. Tell us more. Did you pre-write it? Did it flow from your pen like drool from a muse?

[Donny Dude]

What does pete bot do?

[Chaqa]

I should have misspelled 'first...' then i wouldn't have been caught by sleuthy chaqa.

I'm only half joking, we both know you only make the effort to show up and be active when you're scum. You're throwing again.

I thought you did not remember anything about dargorygel?

Who's Fargo? Is he knew?

[dargorygel]

I'm only half joking, we both know you only make the effort to show up and be active when you're scum. You're throwing again.

I thought you did not remember anything about dargorygel?

Who's Fargo? Is he knew?

I have never played a Mafia game with Fargo. I have played chess IN Fargo, though. But that was NAI.

[Foxcastle]

What does pete bot do?

It compiles the history of votes that everyone makes, and makes it easy to read all of an individual's posts (their "iso") and search through posts for specific words.

[Chaqa]

NAI means Not-Anal-Indicative, right?

[dargorygel]

What does pete bot do?

It's a bot.
It tracks votes, keeps track of votes, searches through the text of the room and finds every example of bozo saying, "HERE is a good mechanical plan!" or of Foxy saying, "What does mechanical mean?" or anything else you want to trace.

And I think i broke it.
Working on it. Hoping a superhero comes and fixes it for me.

[SarahK24]

NAI means Not-Anal-Indicative, right?

Absolutely

[bozotheclown]

The bot isnt working for me... not that I need it quite yet.... but what do I do

The bot is down for everyone. We'll just have to wait. But like you said, you don't need it yet. Can you access QT alright?

Uhhh .... no.

I have a question for you, did you read the message I left for you last game at EON the night I was killed?

[SarahK24]

Yeah, probably.
In case y'all didnt know I have terrible memory

[dargorygel]

The bot is down for everyone. We'll just have to wait. But like you said, you don't need it yet. Can you access QT alright?

Uhhh .... no.

I have a question for you, did you read the message I left for you last game at EON the night I was killed?

And here's bozo... bragging, "I had it ALL solved, if you'd only listened!"
But... he's not all wrong.

Ready to solve yet, bozo?

[DemonRHK]

This was fun, Demon. Tell us more. Did you pre-write it? Did it flow from your pen like drool from a muse?

I had an idea I wanted to write something like this since this morning, but riffed the contents over like 5-10 minutes right after I finihsed 'work' at game start.

It's drool alright, but less like from a muse and more like from a lonely basement dweller huddled around a dark monitor crying out for more chicken tenders.

[Donny Dude]

Man, sitting in this sand is going to have everyone's skin chafing way too much.

[bozotheclown]

I'm only half joking, we both know you only make the effort to show up and be active when you're scum. You're throwing again.

I thought you did not remember anything about dargorygel?

Who's Fargo? Is he knew?

I need the bot to track down old quotes of you not remembering things.

[SarahK24]

Man, sitting in this sand is going to have everyone's skin chafing way too much.

Ouch

[Foxcastle]

Donny, tell us of yourself and how you came here and what you know and who you support to lynch and why and how you think that should be done.

This is your first game, right?

I think I saw you reading the thread pretty often in the last game. What thoughts did that give you on this game?

[dargorygel]

Man, sitting in this sand is going to have everyone's skin chafing way too much.

It's a boon, though for those of you with hemorrhoids.