Mini Mafia II: Shakespeare Mash Game Thread

[Vecna]

Wise Ceasar is of the belief that there are a few too many eloquent barbarians walking amongst the riff-raff, boasting about their own deeds as if they have any true meaning. Self aggrandizing delusional baboons, I should have thee whipped like a stealing urchin. Or maybe feed thee to the royal ostriches.

Ceasar wills it

[rdrivera2005]

##vote Ghug if it's down on him and Tham.

Did you see ghug's claim to be a town PR when you voted for him?

Yes, that's one of the reasons I wasn't very excited to lynch him, but in this game with this anti-clain policy and with a closed setup, this is a thing scum could do to get off the hook.
I still think Tham is town, so I think we should take a look on players who just didn't show on EOD or anchored a vote, like Ezio, Vashta and Vecna.

[thamrick]

##vote Ghug if it's down on him and Tham.

Did you see ghug's claim to be a town PR when you voted for him?

Yes, that's one of the reasons I wasn't very excited to lynch him, but in this game with this anti-clain policy and with a closed setup, this is a thing scum could do to get off the hook.
I still think Tham is town, so I think we should take a look on players who just didn't show on EOD or anchored a vote, like Ezio, Vashta and Vecna.

If you're pocketing me like you did last game....

[Vecna]

Senator Thamrick,

Might I congratulate you on your spectacular haircut? The way it blows in the wind would bring envy even to the Gorgon sisters.


For the glory of......haircuts?

[Durga]

I feel like at least one of tham or rd is scum. I'm leaning towards the former

[Vecna]

Stop ruining Ceasar's ploys woman

[Durga]

Stop ruining Ceasar's ploys woman

Omg can you die yet

[bo_sox48]

I feel like at least one of tham or rd is scum. I'm leaning towards the former

Not saying I disagree but why?

[rdrivera2005]

I don't think I am a night klll target, but just in case.

Scumreads: Ezio, Vashta and Vecna, in this order. Ezio want too much credit for D1 lynch, started Ghug wagon and just seems happy with the lynch without much reasoning. Vashta was also happy to join any wagon without reasoning. If it isn't one of them, maybe Vecna with this act that seems like a third party and also an anchor vote on Ghug.

Town: Fox, Bo, Than and probably Reedeer (can't see scum Reedeer voting Ghug last minute that way).

Null or mixed feelings: Durga and Bozo. Durga looked towny D1, but I don't like this "x must be scum" without much thought she has been playing. And Bozo didn't ring any scum bell, which is weird as I always scum read him when he is town.

[thamrick]

Didn't have time to finish a reread.

Town to scum:

Bozo
Foxcastle
Vashta
Ezio
rdrivera
Bo
reedeer
Durga

??? - Vecna

[bozotheclown]

Ezio is very likely town, I am now thinking Durga is likey town as well. I still think Vecna role is a town role. I think Foxcastle and the others with a claim to the throne are playing some other game the rest of us do not know about, but he might still be town. thamrick looks suspicious to me, his D1 looks like he was protecting yavuzovic, and he seemed certain there are two scum left. bo_sox's claim could be one of the fake claims the mafia were provided. rdrivera seems somewhat suspicious to me as well. Vashta and reedeer are neutral reads for me now.

[brainbomb]

George RR Martin: Now its the future. 2397. Were on Endeavour3. An evil ruler despot has taken over. But, he is a woman secretly. A Demon...he's killed all the wisps. But wait, he's also a just and fair wisp hating ruler... she has many dead halfling gnomes in her throne room.

Steven Spielberg: this is fucking awful George. You can't even complete basic sentences and plot points. What the hell is this story? I mean its not as bad as ready player one but God its close..


<><><><><><><>
Groom
Hail, royal prince!

KING RICHARD II
Thanks, noble peer;
The cheapest of us is ten wisp groats too dear. I shot ignus with thine plasma rifle.
What art thou? and how comest thou hither, Where no man never comes but that sad dog That brings me food to make misfortune live? I hate the goddamn wisps.

Groom
I was a poor groom of thy stable, king,
When thou wert king; who, travelling towards Ynbar on thine Battleship, With much ado at length have gotten leave To look upon my sometimes royal master's face.
O, how it yearn'd my heart when I beheld
In Ynbarian streets, that coronation-day,
When wolfmen rode on roan steed of half orcs, That horse that thou so often hast bestrid,
That horse that I so carefully have dress'd!

KING RICHARD II
Rode he on to Edasichb yes not Ynbar? Tell me, gentle friend, How went he under him? No transports? No Falcon Shuttles?

Groom
So proudly as if he disdain'd the ground.

KING RICHARD II
So proud that Ignus was on his back!
That jade hath eat bread from my royal hand; This hand hath made him proud with clapping him.
Would he not stumble? would he not fall down, Since pride must have a fall, and break the neck Of that proud man that did usurp his back? Forgiveness, horse! why do I rail on thee, Since thou, created to be awed by man, Wast born to bear? I was not made a horse; And yet I bear a burthen like an ass, Spurr'd, gall'd and tired by jouncing Ignus, that fiery fool.

(Enter Keeper, with a dish)

Keeper
Fellow, give place; here is no longer stay.

KING RICHARD II
If thou love me, 'tis time thou wert away.
Groom
What my tongue dares not, that my heart shall say.

(Exit)

Keeper
My lord, will't please you to fall to?

KING RICHARD II
Taste of it first, as thou art wont to do.
Keeper My lord, I dare not: Sir Butthole of Exton, who lately became the king, commands the contrary.

KING RICHARD II
The devil take the fools of Ynbar and thee! Patience is stale, and I am weary of it. Beats the keeper

Keeper
Help, help, help!

(Enter very evil nazi’s; armed)

Nazi 1:
This is fur mein Fruends in the Maf QT!

(Shoots Richard,II)

Nazi 2: Yaaaas, Yaaaas. Wenn ich ein million dollar hatte wurde ich der Affa Kauffen?

Nazi 1: Ooooh a monkey. Vie lov thine monkeys. But we dont need millionen you oaf!

(Richard reaches for a milkshake)

Nazi 1: No stay dead you.

(Shoots Richard again)

KING RICHARD II
(Clutches her chest) How now! what means death in this rude assault? Villain, thy own hand yields thy death's instrument. Snatching an axe from a Servant and killing him. Where is my burrito? This setup sucks. More vanilla… games….Go thou, and fill another room in hell...

(Nazis shoot King Richard II over and over, richard drops her blood soaked burrito)

KING RICHARD II
That hand shall burn in never-quenching fire That staggers thus my person. Exton, thy fierce hand Hath with the king's blood stain'd the king's own land. Mount, mount, my soul! thy seat is up on high;
Whilst my gross flesh sinks downward, here to die on Endeavour, with leon1122 by my side.


Dies

Durga has died she was Richard II of the Town

[bozotheclown]

##VOTE thamrick

[Vecna]

Ave to thee, peasant mob

Wise Ceasar is entirely dismayed at the murdering of all these royal subjects. Apparently the barbaric hordes do not recognize the strategic importance of leaving some alive if they wish to have any chance of cooperation with your divine emperor.

So be it. Ceasar sees this as a declaration of war, and a slap across his royal cheeks. It will not stand.

BY ROYAL DECREE, Mighty Ceasar declares this the month of the BABOON. Any faithful Roman to capture a barbarian will have his name engraved upon the holy statue of LIBER, as a celebration of thy menial plebeian nature.

Wise Ceasar has let his eye of suspicion fall on the plebeians that go by the name of Reedeer1, Vash and Thamrick. His suspectance is that once all these three slimy individuals are crucified, we will have routed the barbarian horde. Ceasar has reasonably good expectations of the other senators, and he believes them capable of delivering the bodies of these criminals into his custody.

By demand of your emperor,
Julius the brave

##vote Vashtaneurotic

[thamrick]

Why reedeer, Vash, and I?

[Vecna]

Ceasar has said all he wishes to say on the matter.

[thamrick]

Ceasar has said all he wishes to say on the matter.

#NotMyEmperor

[rdrivera2005]

I am thinking on something, could Brain be playing a trick with us and this is a plain vanilla game? There was no save, kill, claim other then lynch and nk.

[Vecna]

Ceasar is puzzled about what senator Rivera is babbling about.

[Ezio]

##vote rdrivera