Mini Mafia II: Shakespeare Mash Game Thread

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yavuzovic (6) reedeer1, VashtaNeurotic, Ezio, bozotheclown, bo_sox48, thamrick
bo_sox48 (3) Durga ghug Foxcastle
Foxcastle (3) rdrivera2005 Vecna dargorygel
thamrick (1) yavuzovic

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[brainbomb]

(48 hours have gone by, George is still reading from his notes stashed in Arby's bags. Someone ordered thai food. Quentin Tarantino is writing notes of his own feverishly. The Big Wig Film executive is asleep, Guillermo del Toro has hung himself, and Steven Spielberg is still trying to pay attention but is exhausted)

Steven Spielberg: this is great George, we should take a break…

George RR Martin: Nonsense, here's where it gets good! A main character is about to die!

Steven Spielberg: you have 13 main characters…

George RR Martin: Were in a prison, the sounds of manlove fills the air.

(Enter DOGBERRY, VERGES, and Sexton, in gowns; and the Watch, with CONRADE and YAVUZOVIC)

DOGBERRY
Is our whole dissembly appeared?

VERGES
O, a stool and a cushion for the sexton.

Sexton
Which be the malefactors?

DOGBERRY
Marry, that am I and my partner.

VERGES
Nay, that's certain; we have the exhibition to examine.

Sexton
But which are the offenders that are to be
examined? let them come before master constable.

DOGBERRY
Yea, marry, let them come before me. What is your name, friend?

YAVUZOVIC
Playername

DOGBERRY
Pray, write down, yavuz, Yours, sirrah?

CONRADE
I am a gentleman, sir, and my name is Conrade.

DOGBERRY
Write down, master gentleman Conrade. Masters, do you serve God?

CONRADE and Playername
Yea, sir, we hope.

DOGBERRY
Write down, that they hope they serve God: and write God first; for God defend but God should go before such villains! Masters, it is proved already that you are little better than false knaves; and it will go near to be thought so shortly. How answer
you for yourselves?

CONRADE
Marry, sir, we say we are none.

DOGBERRY
A marvellous witty fellow, I assure you: but I will go about with him. Come you hither, sirrah; a word in your ear: sir, I say to you, it is thought you are false knaves.

Playername
Sir, I say to you we are none.

DOGBERRY
Well, stand aside. 'Fore God, they are both in a tale. Have you writ down, that they are none?

Sexton
Master constable, you go not the way to examine: you must call forth the watch that are their accusers.

DOGBERRY
Yea, marry, that's the eftest way. Let the watch come forth. Masters, I charge you, in the prince's name, accuse these men.

(Ezio)
This man said, sir, that Don John, the prince's brother, was a villain.

DOGBERRY
Write down Prince John a villain. Why, this is flat perjury, to call a prince's brother villain.

Thamrick
Master constable,--

DOGBERRY
Pray thee, fellow, peace: I do not like thy look, I promise thee.

Sexton
What heard you him say else?

Bo_Sox48
Marry, that he had received a thousand ducats of Don John for accusing the Lady Hero wrongfully.

DOGBERRY
Flat burglary as ever was committed.

VERGES
Yea, by mass, that it is.

Sexton
What else, fellow?

Ezio
And that Count Claudio did mean, upon his words, to disgrace Hero before the whole assembly. and not marry her.

DOGBERRY
O villain! thou wilt be condemned into everlasting redemption for this.

Sexton
What else?

Foxcastle
This is all.

Sexton
And this is more, masters, than you can deny. Prince John is this morning secretly stolen away; Hero was in this manner accused, in this very manner refused, and upon the grief of this suddenly died. Master constable, let these men be bound, and brought to Leonato's: I will go before and show him their examination.


(Sexton Exits)

DOGBERRY
Come, let them be opinioned.

VERGES
Let them be in the hands--

CONRADE
Off, coxcomb!

DOGBERRY
God's my life, where's the sexton? let him write down the prince's officer coxcomb. Come, bind them.

Thou naughty varlet!

CONRADE
Away! you are an ass, you are an ass.
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George RR Martin: And then they string up Yavuz, he dies. He was Claudius of the mafia!

THAMRICK HAS CLAIMED THE THRONE AND IS KING!

And it fades to Act I scene II with this great transition music.

https://youtu.be/lrXIQQ8PeRs
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Night 1 has Begun!

[brainbomb]

**CORRECTION**

FOXCASTLE HAS BEEN DECLARED KING

[bo_sox48]

huh

[Ezio]

Suck my dick bois. That's how we roll d1.

[brainbomb]

Yavuz has died he was Claudius of the Mafia!

[Ezio]

Hey bozo way to not fuck it up there at EoD. I was worried.
Bo way to vote NoLynch. Really made things easier. Wish you hadn't hardclaimed though. I'm certain that's going to have consequences.

[ghug]

Oh shit I forgot about this. Late phase change is weird.

"Darg I will let you guess if you think this game merits a NoLynch despite me having never suggested we NoLynch."

Ezio, isn't your default belief that a no-lynch is the best option, with setup constraints or the existence of brainbomb changing your mind there? What's caused you to reject your null hypothesis when you have barely any concrete information on the setup.

Brain said that the mafia are given a list of flavor names to claim. I myself did not receive a flavor name in my role PM, so I am now pretty convinced that bo is scum.

Nice flip though. Good job y'all.

[ghug]

Do we know how many scum there are? I remember brain saying something in the signup thread.

[bo_sox48]

I may have hardclaimed a role I don't actually possess, Ezio. I've had the mafia wiki open this entire game reading up on all the possibilities brain could have chosen from.

And yes, bozo did a fine job. Still a piece of shit, though.

Ghug, are you sure you forgot about this or did you just sit the EOD out and show up 10 minutes afterwards to bask in the glory?

[bozotheclown]

Hey bozo way to not fuck it up there at EoD. I was worried.
Bo way to vote NoLynch. Really made things easier. Wish you hadn't hardclaimed though. I'm certain that's going to have consequences.

bo voted to tie the vote, so I wanted to see what he would do if I voted for him.

[Ezio]

Our wise king has told us there are 3 scum, so two left. Durga looks suuppeerrr bad after this d1.

Ghug who says we know nothing about the setup? We know this is a setup Brainbomb wanted to do badly, but he knew if he published the roles it would get rejected. That's going to be a setup where I want to see people die immediately to give our PR's information to use ASAP.

[bo_sox48]

Oh, ghuggles, dost thee knoweth Shakespeare? It is I, Benvolio, a man of peace and love!

Good luck arguing that Benvolio is a name scum might have gotten to pick from.

[Ezio]

Bo, from what I've seen about anti-claim, it looks like it fucks us up for fakeclaiming just as much as it does for real claiming.

[dargorygel]

Good Job, thanks to those who voted for Yavuyazu.
Who protected him again?

And Foxy is king?
Any ideas what that means?

And Ezio... don't you usually push No Lynch when we don't know much? Do you think we know more in this setup?

[Ezio]

Bo, using your flavor name to defend you is dumb AF. With a game as flavorful as this Scum were gonna be given flavor names to CC.

[dargorygel]

@ezio... nvm... you already answered.

[thamrick]

Brain said that the mafia are given a list of flavor names to claim. I myself did not receive a flavor name in my role PM, so I am now pretty convinced that bo is scum.

Nice flip though. Good job y'all.

Where did he say that? Also, are you sure you didn't? I received one.

[ghug]

I'm getting severe "Ezio doesn't know what a town role PM looks like" vibes right now.

My PM just says my role, tham. Maybe it's a claimant thing?

[Ezio]

Ok clears from d1:
Me, Bozo, Bo sox.
Glad we got that outta the way.

Likely clear:
Vash.


Likely scum:
Durga, Ghug.

Null: Everyone else.