M54: Not a Carrot Conspiracy

[Jamiet99uk]

@Balki: Why did you completely lose your nut at Vecna over something as minor ad the definition of a single word, which, by the time you got into a rage, he had explained twice?

Y U heff to be mad?

[brainbomb]

I guess I hadnt seen that.

so you think that may be a forced emotion?

[xorxes]

@Balki: Why did you completely lose your nut at Vecna over something as minor ad the definition of a single word, which, by the time you got into a rage, he had explained twice?

Y U heff to be mad?

It wasn't Vecna who explained the second time.

[Jamiet99uk]

At this point I would lie to say:

Nothing of the sort.

its important to me because you tunneled me until My accidental death. you did start to accept I was town when it was mostly too late.

I didn't tunnel on you, I had other stuff going on.

Why do you want to argue about past games? Let's play this one.

[worcej]

I like worcej so far but its pointless to say because ill change my mind and get paranoid and think hes a deepwolf eventually and cost us the game.

so my current opinion is pointless.

but hes town

+10 points to Hufflepuff!

[brainbomb]

I hate playing mafia on this website. It's the worst.

Jamie, whats your thoughts on this

[Jamiet99uk]

I guess I hadnt seen that.

so you think that may be a forced emotion?

Either that or Balki needs counselling

[xorxes]

I guess I hadnt seen that.

so you think that may be a forced emotion?

It was definitely a forced emotion. Nobody can get excited about something like that. That doesn't mean it was scummy though.

[worcej]

hello all, hello all

Look at all these lovely people I'm quarantined with. Who wants to write shitty flavour with me?

I assumed you were not playing, having read the list poorly...

I...I'm dreadfully damaged in the heart by this. My soul is crumbling from melancholy, your words cloying and neuroinvasive. I can't breathe, worce, I can't breathe.

You also probably cannot wipe your butt thanks to us townfolk around here.

[Jamiet99uk]

I hate playing mafia on this website. It's the worst.

Jamie, whats your thoughts on this

I don't know why he signed up if that's his shitty attitude.

I think Balki is crafting a persona.

Plus he claimed scum.

##VOTE BALKI

[worcej]

I hate playing mafia on this website. It's the worst.

Taking said bait, enlighten me - what is worse about it? Because we joke and say ridiculous things? Or is it because we are all trash individuals?

I should be more polite and fake nice. My apologies.

I love you all. I am delighted to be here.

This is the true webDip mafia spirit! You're one of us after all!

[xorxes]

@mafia, I am patient zero. Please protect me, and generally follow my lead.

@town, nothing to see here folks. I'm vanilla town.

@mafia, *wink.

Are you implying that the rest of the scumteam don't know who patient zero is?

[xorxes]

I have decided that I am going to spend most of my time grumpily pointing out when other people are being dumb. I consider this to be my solemn duty. You're welcome.

This is adorable. My god, where have you been all my life?

OMG

[xorxes]

Taking said bait, enlighten me - what is worse about it? Because we joke and say ridiculous things? Or is it because we are all trash individuals?

I should be more polite and fake nice. My apologies.

I love you all. I am delighted to be here.

This is the true webDip mafia spirit! You're one of us after all!

Why are you being so smarmy?

[rdrivera2005]

@mafia, I am patient zero. Please protect me, and generally follow my lead.

@town, nothing to see here folks. I'm vanilla town.

@mafia, *wink.

Are you implying that the rest of the scumteam don't know who patient zero is?

That's a really interesting question, probably the only relevant one until now.

And hi to all by the way.

[brainbomb]

@mafia, I am patient zero. Please protect me, and generally follow my lead.

@town, nothing to see here folks. I'm vanilla town.

@mafia, *wink.

Are you implying that the rest of the scumteam don't know who patient zero is?

That's a really interesting question, probably the only relevant one until now.

And hi to all by the way.

waves

[xorxes]

@mafia, I am patient zero. Please protect me, and generally follow my lead.

@town, nothing to see here folks. I'm vanilla town.

@mafia, *wink.

Are you implying that the rest of the scumteam don't know who patient zero is?

That's a really interesting question, probably the only relevant one until now.

And hi to all by the way.

Rivera saying that I made the only relevant contibution gives me deja vu. I don't recall if you were town or scum when you said that the other time though.

[kgray]

I can't be the only one who finds this hard to believe...? I thought it was pretty obvious what Vecna meant.

Ah, cool. So what do you find hard to believe? You believe that I actually understood what Vecna meant and I pretended to be confused? What is your theory about why I did that?

I find it hard to believe that, even if you were initially confused about what Vecna meant, you didn't figure it out in the time it took you to post 2 additional messages asking for clarification - especially after Vecna did clarify. And I found your claim that you thought Vecna was referring to a geographical coastline even less likely.

If you're town, maybe you're just trying to start conversation - which worked. If mafia, I guess you'd be trying to paint a target on Vecna - unless you're both mafia, and you're trying to distance yourself from your teammate. But I have no idea which scenario I find more likely.

[BunnyGo]

Sidenote: I work for a company that makes toilet paper and it's hilarious that we are not able to ramp our production up yet due to filling out orders set before the PANDEMIC began.

You'd think we'd be just making a crap ton of butt wipe for everyone, regardless of the quality, but nope not yet.

That seems a mistake from whomever is in charge of your supply chain.

[BunnyGo]

I see balki flum bo hath returned, terribly excited to see how salty they may get, and sulit (hi :D), and two new players (welcome, welcome - have you guys played before? Where are y'all from?)

Hi! I've played Werewolf irl a few times but have never played forum mafia. I'm expecting to be in waaay over my head :)

Welcome. It's way over my head too as everyone who has watched or played the last 5 games can attest. But don't be shy about asking for clarification. And definitely make use of peterlund's mafia website for reading.