M54: Not a Carrot Conspiracy

[e.m.c^42]

I hope EMC is sitting, watching this game, and commenting in the GT with some great stories/insights.

<3

Good reminder, much thanks. Just because of this, gonna comment those great stories right here in-thread.

Is EMC confirmed? If he is, then I am.

In return for his very kind furryporn after last game, I will reciprocate with Foxcastle/EMC slashfic.

Oh my, were we stuck in quarantine together? ;)

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Einstein groans. Out of all times, out of all flights, he somehow chooses the one plane with the infected passenger, who didn't tell anyone until afterwards.

Fucking asshole. He wants to go home and hole up there, preferably yesterday. But no, instead he's stuck in some hotel with shitty food and a random stranger for two weeks.

Life is great, everything's fine and peachy. Breath in, breath out. Let's meet this roommate, then.

Hopefully they aren't...too weird. Or insane. Or a serial killer, dammit.

Oh god, hopefully this person doesn't smell, terrible inspiration strikes Einstein, I'm gonna asphyxiate to death and mistakenly be another forgotten COVID-19 statistic if that happened, and now he's wondering, will anyone notice I'm gone?

Certainly, his parents will be wretched at the loss, all that money invested in education, poof.

Shrugging, and vaguely anxious, EMC goes down the stairs, miserable luggage clonking behind.

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I'll be waiting for the continuation, foxC ;)

[e.m.c^42]

Player List PREFERENCES

1. Worcej - Seashells
2. Brainbomb
3. Vecna
4. EMC - tongue, preferably attached to something alive
5. Jamiet99uk
6. Chaqa
7. xorxes
8. Temasek22
9. Foxcastle
10. damo666
11. Balkiface
12. rdrivera2005
13. bozo
14. BunnyGo
15. sulit
16. Bo
17. Flum
18. kgray
19. pjandy

[Balki Bartokomous]

I hate playing mafia on this website. It's the worst.

[kgray]

I see balki flum bo hath returned, terribly excited to see how salty they may get, and sulit (hi :D), and two new players (welcome, welcome - have you guys played before? Where are y'all from?)

Hi! I've played Werewolf irl a few times but have never played forum mafia. I'm expecting to be in waaay over my head :)

[kgray]

I thought you were saying "after I read my pm and coast," as in "after I read my pm and read my coast"...like your pm said you were on the West Coast or the East Coast. But now I see that you meant you would say something about your role PM and so you would be able to coast along and do nothing. My mistake.

But you're still dumb.

I can't be the only one who finds this hard to believe...? I thought it was pretty obvious what Vecna meant.

[e.m.c^42]

I hate playing mafia on this website. It's the worst.

Oo, never actually played with balki before, is he always this teethy?

[brainbomb]

enters in a giant rat costume

HAYYY GUYYYYS

try my pizzas
play my games
win my prizes

all ya gotts to do

Is warsh yer haaaaaands

awww shucks

[worcej]

hello all, hello all

Look at all these lovely people I'm quarantined with. Who wants to write shitty flavour with me?

I assumed you were not playing, having read the list poorly...

[e.m.c^42]

I see balki flum bo hath returned, terribly excited to see how salty they may get, and sulit (hi :D), and two new players (welcome, welcome - have you guys played before? Where are y'all from?)

Hi! I've played Werewolf irl a few times but have never played forum mafia. I'm expecting to be in waaay over my head :)

Nice. Hope you enjoy playing here, then - peterbot will soon become your best friend, haha

[worcej]

I hate playing mafia on this website. It's the worst.

Taking said bait, enlighten me - what is worse about it? Because we joke and say ridiculous things? Or is it because we are all trash individuals?

[brainbomb]

I think balki went at vecna
and vecna looked visibly uncomfortable at being prodded so soon by balki

##Vote vecna

[brainbomb]

I like worcej so far but its pointless to say because ill change my mind and get paranoid and think hes a deepwolf eventually and cost us the game.

so my current opinion is pointless.

but hes town

[e.m.c^42]

hello all, hello all

Look at all these lovely people I'm quarantined with. Who wants to write shitty flavour with me?

I assumed you were not playing, having read the list poorly...

I...I'm dreadfully damaged in the heart by this. My soul is crumbling from melancholy, your words cloying and neuroinvasive. I can't breathe, worce, I can't breathe.

[Fluminator]

I hate playing mafia on this website. It's the worst.

Don't worry balkiboy. I'm here to save this game

[Balki Bartokomous]

I can't be the only one who finds this hard to believe...? I thought it was pretty obvious what Vecna meant.

Ah, cool. So what do you find hard to believe? You believe that I actually understood what Vecna meant and I pretended to be confused? What is your theory about why I did that?

[brainbomb]

balki tends to be much more heavy handed and forced as scum. entering with large sermons or reads lists early that make no sense.

[Balki Bartokomous]

I think balki went at vecna
and vecna looked visibly uncomfortable at being prodded so soon by balki

##Vote vecna

Really? Visibly uncomfortable? What part was visibly uncomfortable? And why do you think that discomfort with being questioned (visibly or not) suggests scum?

[Balki Bartokomous]

balki tends to be much more heavy handed and forced as scum. entering with large sermons or reads lists early that make no sense.

This is ridiculous. I am exactly the same as both alignments. Is this actually something that you think, or are you just spouting off words at random?

[Balki Bartokomous]

I hate playing mafia on this website. It's the worst.

Don't worry balkiboy. I'm here to save this game

Thank you flumflum.

[Fluminator]

Hi! I've played Werewolf irl a few times but have never played forum mafia. I'm expecting to be in waaay over my head :)

Hey new guy.
I've played for around 5 years. And I've entered the woke stage of my mafia career.
It's the stage where I recognize there's no such thing as scummy or towny behavior and everything is just a charisma battle and a bit of a crapshoot.

So just be likable and you'll be fine for your team.