M54: Not a Carrot Conspiracy

[Vecna]

Hey everyone! This virus is a bit scary, huh? Thankfully I have built up a stockpile of 1400 toilet rolls so I should be okay.

I'm a bit concerned about that dude on the huge black chariot, though. That does *not* look like a good guy entrance scene.

goddamnit, you stole my idea. I totally was gonna do this afyer reading my role pm and coast

[Balki Bartokomous]

goddamnit, you stole my idea. I totally was gonna do this afyer reading my role pm and coast

Whatdya mean your "coast"?

[Vecna]

refer the tp to make people see how well I read my role pm and totally be obv town anf then be lazy.

also, i accept your patiebt zero claim

[Balki Bartokomous]

refer the tp to make people see how well I read my role pm and totally be obv town anf then be lazy.

also, i accept your patiebt zero claim

Right, but what do you mean by

"after reading my role pm and coast"

[brainbomb]

goddamnit, you stole my idea. I totally was gonna do this afyer reading my role pm and coast

Whatdya mean your "coast"?

hungry balki is my kinda balki.
more plz

[worcej]

oh wow I'm vanilla town
i don't think I've ever been vanilla town on webdip before
I don't even remember how to play as vanilla town
so I might be a little awkward

so if I look suspicious that's probably the reason

Am I the only one that thinks this is trying too hard?

[worcej]

Hey everyone! This virus is a bit scary, huh? Thankfully I have built up a stockpile of 1400 toilet rolls so I should be okay.

I'm a bit concerned about that dude on the huge black chariot, though. That does *not* look like a good guy entrance scene.

Pfftt... Noob, if it isn't 2000+ rolls don't talk. I blew the dust off my Y2K hording policy.

[worcej]

Player List PREFERENCES

1. Worcej - Seashells
2. Brainbomb
3. Vecna
4. Emc
5. Jamiet99uk
6. Chaqa
7. xorxes
8. Temasek22
9. Foxcastle
10. damo666
11. Balkiface
12. rdrivera2005
13. bozo
14. BunnyGo
15. sulit
16. Bo
17. Flum
18. kgray
19. pjandy

[worcej]

refer the tp to make people see how well I read my role pm and totally be obv town anf then be lazy.

also, i accept your patiebt zero claim

Right, but what do you mean by

"after reading my role pm and coast"

coast
/kōst/

(Skipping the noun definition...)

verb
1.(of a person or vehicle) move easily without using power.
"the engines stopped, and the craft coasted along"
2.sail along the coast, especially in order to carry cargo.
"he coasted down the eastern shore"

[worcej]

I hope EMC is sitting, watching this game, and commenting in the GT with some great stories/insights.

[worcej]

Sidenote: I work for a company that makes toilet paper and it's hilarious that we are not able to ramp our production up yet due to filling out orders set before the PANDEMIC began.

You'd think we'd be just making a crap ton of butt wipe for everyone, regardless of the quality, but nope not yet.

[worcej]

Hey BB, where you at bro? This D1 start is boring so far.

Foresight comment: I will be scummed somehow for this spam and my D1 play in general. Just remember that I said this first before the lazy scum player goes with that justification.

[e.m.c^42]

Forgot that Neph lives in a world upside down, and subsequently has different phase change times lol

[e.m.c^42]

hello all, hello all

Look at all these lovely people I'm quarantined with. Who wants to write shitty flavour with me?

[Chaqa]

Hi guys, I'll check back in after work (in an hour or so).

[Balki Bartokomous]

refer the tp to make people see how well I read my role pm and totally be obv town anf then be lazy.

also, i accept your patiebt zero claim

Right, but what do you mean by

"after reading my role pm and coast"

Why can't I get an answer here? ANSWER ME.

[e.m.c^42]

I see balki flum bo hath returned, terribly excited to see how salty they may get, and sulit (hi :D), and two new players (welcome, welcome - have you guys played before? Where are y'all from?)

[Balki Bartokomous]

Ah, never mind. You answered. I get it.

You just write dumb sentences.

[Balki Bartokomous]

I thought you were saying "after I read my pm and coast," as in "after I read my pm and read my coast"...like your pm said you were on the West Coast or the East Coast. But now I see that you meant you would say something about your role PM and so you would be able to coast along and do nothing. My mistake.

But you're still dumb.

[e.m.c^42]

I hope EMC is sitting, watching this game, and commenting in the GT with some great stories/insights.

<3

Good reminder, much thanks. Just because of this, gonna comment those great stories right here in-thread.