M53: Mafia 1 Redux

[Nephthys]

Also, @GMs, love the addition to the rules

[Nephthys]

Salutations, his majesty by God's grace, the emperor of Austria, king of Hungary and Bohemia, of Dalmacia, Croatia, Slavonia, Galicia, Lodomeria and Illyria, King of Jerusalem (honorary only), Archduke of Austria, Greatduke of Toskana (honorary only) and Krakow, Duke of Lotharingia (honorary only), of Salzburg, of Steyer, Carinthia, Krain and the Bukovina, Greatprince to Transylvania, Margrave of Moravia, Duke of Upper and Lower Silesia (honorary only), of Modena (honorary only), Parma (honorary only), Piacenza (honorary only) and Quastalla (honorary only), of Auschwitz and Zator, of Teschen, Friuli, Ragusa and Zara, princely Earl of Habsburg and Tyrol, Kyburg, Görz and Gradiska, Prince of Trentino and Brixen, Margrave of Upper and Lower Lusatia and in Istria, Earl of Hohenems, Feldkirch, Bregenz, Sonnenberg etc., Sir of Trieste, of Cattaro and the Windisch Mark, Great Voivode of the Voivodia Serbia etc. sends his courteous and moreso friendly greetings to his Equals within the world.

Sounds like Steve.

I shall call you Steve

[KalelChase]

Greetings all. Never played a 'pure' game before, here or anywhere else.
Glad to see familiar faces. Good luck to us good guys.

[Nephthys]

@steve, to what do we owe the pleasure of such nobility>

[Kakarroto]

Salutations, his majesty by God's grace, the emperor of Austria, king of Hungary and Bohemia, of Dalmacia, Croatia, Slavonia, Galicia, Lodomeria and Illyria, King of Jerusalem (honorary only), Archduke of Austria, Greatduke of Toskana (honorary only) and Krakow, Duke of Lotharingia (honorary only), of Salzburg, of Steyer, Carinthia, Krain and the Bukovina, Greatprince to Transylvania, Margrave of Moravia, Duke of Upper and Lower Silesia (honorary only), of Modena (honorary only), Parma (honorary only), Piacenza (honorary only) and Quastalla (honorary only), of Auschwitz and Zator, of Teschen, Friuli, Ragusa and Zara, princely Earl of Habsburg and Tyrol, Kyburg, Görz and Gradiska, Prince of Trentino and Brixen, Margrave of Upper and Lower Lusatia and in Istria, Earl of Hohenems, Feldkirch, Bregenz, Sonnenberg etc., Sir of Trieste, of Cattaro and the Windisch Mark, Great Voivode of the Voivodia Serbia etc. sends his courteous and moreso friendly greetings to his Equals within the world.

Sounds like Steve.

I shall call you Steve

*cough* *cough*

... We see, you are quite the jocular one. We recommend you to take one of the cream puffs then, we are sure you would like them ... if only our court baker would be here ...

[Nephthys]

Salutations, his majesty by God's grace, the emperor of Austria, king of Hungary and Bohemia, of Dalmacia, Croatia, Slavonia, Galicia, Lodomeria and Illyria, King of Jerusalem (honorary only), Archduke of Austria, Greatduke of Toskana (honorary only) and Krakow, Duke of Lotharingia (honorary only), of Salzburg, of Steyer, Carinthia, Krain and the Bukovina, Greatprince to Transylvania, Margrave of Moravia, Duke of Upper and Lower Silesia (honorary only), of Modena (honorary only), Parma (honorary only), Piacenza (honorary only) and Quastalla (honorary only), of Auschwitz and Zator, of Teschen, Friuli, Ragusa and Zara, princely Earl of Habsburg and Tyrol, Kyburg, Görz and Gradiska, Prince of Trentino and Brixen, Margrave of Upper and Lower Lusatia and in Istria, Earl of Hohenems, Feldkirch, Bregenz, Sonnenberg etc., Sir of Trieste, of Cattaro and the Windisch Mark, Great Voivode of the Voivodia Serbia etc. sends his courteous and moreso friendly greetings to his Equals within the world.

Sounds like Steve.

I shall call you Steve

*cough* *cough*

... We see, you are quite the jocular one. We recommend you to take one of the cream puffs then, we are sure you would like them ... if only our court baker would be here ...

Doth thy nobility present cream puffs not hencewith a croquenbouche formation?

How can thou except to be treated as nolbility without acting like it?

*narrows eyes*

[BobMcBob]

Well hello there folks. Glad to hear the good news for Nephthys, although I must admit I never actually heard the bad news that I recall.

Emperor of Austria, king of Hungary and Bohemia, of Dalmacia, Croatia, Slavonia, Galicia, Lodomeria and Illyria, King of Jerusalem (honorary only), Archduke of Austria, Greatduke of Toskana (honorary only) and Krakow, Duke of Lotharingia (honorary only), of Salzburg, of Steyer, Carinthia, Krain and the Bukovina, Greatprince to Transylvania, Margrave of Moravia, Duke of Upper and Lower Silesia (honorary only), of Modena (honorary only), Parma (honorary only), Piacenza (honorary only) and Quastalla (honorary only), of Auschwitz and Zator, of Teschen, Friuli, Ragusa and Zara, princely Earl of Habsburg and Tyrol, Kyburg, Görz and Gradiska, Prince of Trentino and Brixen, Margrave of Upper and Lower Lusatia and in Istria, Earl of Hohenems, Feldkirch, Bregenz, Sonnenberg etc., Sir of Trieste, of Cattaro and the Windisch Mark, Great Voivode of the Voivodia Serbia etc. I am honoured to have the privilege of being able to quite possibly lynch you unceremoniously this fine game.

And how on earth does one put nested SUMIF's into a mafia spreadsheet? Mine didn't even have SUMIF's (although it should have).

[Nephthys]

Sounds like Steve.

I shall call you Steve

*cough* *cough*

... We see, you are quite the jocular one. We recommend you to take one of the cream puffs then, we are sure you would like them ... if only our court baker would be here ...

Doth thy nobility present cream puffs not hencewith a croquenbouche formation?

How can thou except to be treated as nobility without acting like it?

*narrows eyes*

EBWOP

[Nephthys]

##vote Steve.

Anyone claiming to be the Duke of Auschwitz really needs to re-evaluate their life ambitions...

[BobMcBob]

Also, I shall from hereonin be referred as Sir McBob, the honourable knight of Angonia. I shall do my best to protecteth the innocent from being slain and to slayeth those with malicious intentions. Emperor, I shalt protect thou with my life. If there art any disputes between members of this lovely town, cometh to me and I shalt settleth thy disputes.

[Kakarroto]

Oh, you meant Krachgebäck, these fancy french words are not too familiar in the austrian cuisine. The further details of the servings you should discuss with the servants, if you so please.

Also, you seem a bit too eager for executing nobility, Bob son of Bob, isn't it? Do you have, by any chance, some distant french ancestors?

[Kakarroto]

We're sorry, the accoustic hasn't been the best, we didn't want to degrade your name, Sir McBob, the honourable knight of Angonia. May your goal to protect the innocent a successful one.

[Nephthys]

Oh, you meant Krachgebäck, these fancy french words are not too familiar in the austrian cuisine. The further details of the servings you should discuss with the servants, if you so please.

Also, you seem a bit too eager for executing nobility, Bob son of Bob, isn't it? Do you have, by any chance, some distant french ancestors?

You wish *me* to deal with *your* servants.

Please remind me of your lineage, I hate to challenge, but I must question your pedigree good Sire

[Nephthys]

Also, I shall from hereonin be referred as Sir McBob, the honourable knight of Angonia. I shall do my best to protecteth the innocent from being slain and to slayeth those with malicious intentions. Emperor, I shalt protect thou with my life. If there art any disputes between members of this lovely town, cometh to me and I shalt settleth thy disputes.

Aaah now this is spoken like a true liege.

Welcome to the table my good knight, may our weak fear nothing and our strong behold your presence.

[BobMcBob]

Executeth the nobility? Whence did I portrayeth any intentions to executeth the nobility? Unless of course the nobility is composed of malicious, power-hungry devils, in which case I shalt be more than glad to choppeth off their heads.

I am indeed the son of Bob, but my ancestors were from Liechtenstein, not France.

[Kakarroto]

Oh, you meant Krachgebäck, these fancy french words are not too familiar in the austrian cuisine. The further details of the servings you should discuss with the servants, if you so please.

Also, you seem a bit too eager for executing nobility, Bob son of Bob, isn't it? Do you have, by any chance, some distant french ancestors?

You wish *me* to deal with *your* servants.

Please remind me of your lineage, I hate to challenge, but I must question your pedigree good Sire

If you must.

Ahh, from Liechtenstein, the lands of a noble family, many of which had served us and our peoples fair and well. We're happy to hear such happy news.

[Jamiet99uk]

Hello.

I hard-claim [REDACTED].

[Jamiet99uk]

I'm in terrible, horrendous pain. My work hath been deleted from forum.

What is emc talking about?

[Nephthys]

Hello.

I hard-claim [REDACTED].

This is a funny statement.

Jamie is a funny man.

I am laughing.

[BobMcBob]

I'm in terrible, horrendous pain. My work hath been deleted from forum.

What is emc talking about?

I hath not any idea. If he wanteth help with his problems, I adviseth him to state more clearly what his problem be.

Emperor, I am glad that we can understandeth each other. I do intend to continueth my service humbly. If there art anything your majesty needeth, I shalt be happy to oblige if thy asketh.