UberFuhrer Dusty Balzac New Antipodean Dictator

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UberFuhrer Dusty Balzac New Antipodean Dictator

#1 Post by MajorMitchell » Wed Jan 22, 2025 12:12 am

POTUS Trumptoad has appointed me as the new UberFuhrer in the Vassal country serving the USA in the Antipodes ~ Sunny Australia
Melania Trumptoad has sent me a Nordic Slave Wife Tatiana Titspinkski Lavender * Balzac (* the a is pronounced as if it were an o as in the word love)

The economic reforms I will implement are based on High Tariffs, Taxing the peasants, those persons with paid employment will be arrested and sold as slaves to eliminate unemployment and the Hassidic Arabs control the banking, Melbourne and Sydney real estate market.
Queensland and the Northern Territory will be US military bases
The Israeli Government gets the Northern quarter of Western Australia as it's new Embassy and military base.

Tasmania becomes my new Gulag for dissidents as it has abundant water for interrogation uses.

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Re: UberFuhrer Dusty Balzac New Antipodean Dictator

#2 Post by MajorMitchell » Wed Jan 22, 2025 12:14 am

Clearly there is one mistake in that announcement

It it those persons without paid employment who will.be arrested, the scruffy lazy unemployed who will be sold as slaves

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