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Pencil charged with Terror Attack

Posted: Sun May 24, 2020 6:19 am
by brainbomb
Today a federal grand jury revealed evidence that the 1996 Olympic Park bombings were actually carried out by a disgruntled #2 Pencil that was upset it couldnt find a nice pencil sharpener to jam itself into. Enraged the blunt pencil vowed to destroy society.

Re: Pencil charged with Terror Attack

Posted: Sun May 24, 2020 6:44 am
by faircell21
Dude you should consider joining or making a satire publication (If you haven’t already) cause you’re damn good at it!

Re: Pencil charged with Terror Attack

Posted: Sun May 24, 2020 12:18 pm
by dargorygel
faircell21 wrote:
Sun May 24, 2020 6:44 am
Dude you should consider joining or making a satire publication (If you haven’t already) cause you’re damn good at it!
That was satire? I thought I saw that on CNN, too...

Re: Pencil charged with Terror Attack

Posted: Sun May 24, 2020 2:26 pm
by yavuzovic
brainbomb wrote:
Sun May 24, 2020 6:19 am
Today a federal grand jury revealed evidence that the 1996 Olympic Park bombings were actually carried out by a disgruntled #2 Pencil that was upset it couldnt find a nice pencil sharpener to jam itself into. Enraged the blunt pencil vowed to destroy society.
It's the society's fault to frown upon pencil-sharpening with a knife. You may not find a suitable pencil sharpener for every pencil, since we are a society with varying types of pencils. As long as using a knife isn't considered as fine as using a pencil sharpener, you can't stop these attacks. Unfortunately, it's all about people's ideas and not easy to change at once.

Re: Pencil charged with Terror Attack

Posted: Sun May 24, 2020 6:21 pm
by flash2015
If the "pen is mightier than the sword" it would make sense that the pencil is too...

Re: Pencil charged with Terror Attack

Posted: Sun May 24, 2020 6:28 pm
by flash2015
brainbomb wrote:
Sun May 24, 2020 6:19 am
Today a federal grand jury revealed evidence that the 1996 Olympic Park bombings were actually carried out by a disgruntled #2 Pencil that was upset it couldnt find a nice pencil sharpener to jam itself into. Enraged the blunt pencil vowed to destroy society.
Is there a point to this? :razz:

Re: Pencil charged with Terror Attack

Posted: Tue May 26, 2020 12:52 am
by bo_sox48
dargorygel wrote:
Sun May 24, 2020 12:18 pm
faircell21 wrote:
Sun May 24, 2020 6:44 am
Dude you should consider joining or making a satire publication (If you haven’t already) cause you’re damn good at it!
That was satire? I thought I saw that on CNN, too...
Exactly, satire.

Re: Pencil charged with Terror Attack

Posted: Wed May 27, 2020 6:29 pm
by MajorMitchell
I'm relieved to see that no one has made an issue of the colour or gender & sexuality of the accused pencil.