Rupert Murdoch gets Married~Again!

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Rupert Murdoch gets Married~Again!

#1 Post by MajorMitchell » Tue Jun 04, 2024 3:41 pm

What is it about Rupert Murdoch that causes women to continually marry him?
His dazzling personality?
His profoundly prodigious penis?
His Money?
His wrinkles?

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#2 Post by Octavious » Tue Jun 04, 2024 10:19 pm

When you get to a certain point in your life it may well be simpler to get a new wife rather than to try and remember where you left the old one. I'm very much the same with tape measures, and I'm well under half his age.

As for what the lass sees... it could be something inherent in his general Australian-ness, or maybe as a molecular biologist she's found something about him professionally intriguing? I'm joking, of course. Both of those are clearly nonsense, the former doubly so. Let's call it true love, why not?
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Re: Rupert Murdoch gets Married~Again!

#3 Post by Jamiet99uk » Wed Jun 05, 2024 10:16 am

You might also ask:

What is it about Rupert Murdoch that causes so many women to divorce him?

His toxic personality?
His aged, shrivelled penis?
His Money?
Potato, potato; potato.

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