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Garys Basement late august; 2024

Luke: hey gary what are you doing?

Gary: I am getting ready to do a mock fantasy draft

Luke: still watching the olympics too huh.. you know the games ended weeks ago right?

Gary: yes but now that no one plays baldurs gate anymore I needed a new way to watch beautiful women; doing athletic things

Luke: well its good you gave up on baldurs finally. What is this mock draft business?

Gary: oh yea its a 15 team league

Luke: 15 teams.. so what happens on a week where someone has no one to play?

Gary: Im not sure but im making my team full of sexy people.

Luke: these are all dudes.

Gary: yea but look at these dudes jawlines. Some of these guys could chew a 747 up and spit it at you.

Luke: I dont want someone to do that

Gary: oh well, you wanna draft with me? It starts soon.

Luke: whats the scoring? PPR or normal

Gary: Ppr is the only way to go bro.
Its 1 QB, 2 RBs, 2 WRs, 1 TE, 1 Flex, 1 DST and 1 Kicker.

Luke: okay and then what are these

gary: bench slots, tons of them and 1 I/R but anyone who goes into the I/R dies!

Luke: shit yea ill play. As long as I get Jimmy Graham. Hold up… dies?

gary: Uhm, Jimmy Graham hasnt been relevant in about ten years man..


WELCOME TO THE GOLD MEDAL GAME OF THE MAFIA OLYMPICS

STANDARD RULES DO NOT APPLY- other than conduct, forum rules.

-there is no bot
-there is no unvote
-there are no end hammers
-there are no (no kills)
-you must post once
-you must submit one official roster
using ##official roster
-you must play to your wincon
-there are no public concessions
-phases are 48/24
-mafia have a night chat and factional kill
-you must fill the roster entirely I/R every phase where applicable
-ties result in nothing happening per slot that is tied

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Do not talk about the game in any chats or forums outside of the game

You may give karma while alive to another player or the GM team.

The game will have 13 town vs 4 mafia

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QA
What happens if there is a tie between RB1 voting? Who gets to be RB 1?

in the event of a tie that slots powers will be null and it will not be in play that night.

What happens if there is a tie for TE? Can the D/ST die?
Yes. If there is a tie for TE then the D/ST has no defender.

What happens if I vote for someone who was already the K?
Your submission will be invalid and wont be counted and you may be at risk of violating rules.

Can I put myself in multiple slots?
no. Each player fills one slot and you may not have any duplicates on your submission.

UPDATE
you do not have to fill bench.
**The roster will have ten slots only**
Bench is just people who didnt make the roster. They can still do a nk.


To submit a roster say
##official roster

1 QB 1 (will be a watcher when night begins)

2 RB 1 (This person will be roleblocked during the night)

3 RB 2 (This person will be roleblocked during the night)

4 WR 1 (This person will be ineligible to be QB next phase)

5 WR 2 (This person may not be the DST next phase)

6 TE (this person will die instead in the event that the D/ST is targeted)

7 FLEX (this person will gain a night vig shot, a vest, or a tracker ability during the night at random)

8 D/ST (will gain a doc save when night begins and may not self save)

9 K (this person will not be able to be in the flex the following phase, and may never be the kicker again)

10 I/R (this person is eliminated)

You must fill all slots. You do not need to add yourself but you may do so. There are no unvotes.

1. Bozo
2. HamiltonBrian
3. col7by
4. President Eden
5. TheFlyingBoat
6. JustaguynamedWill
7. Glitterbomb
8. Damo666
9. Kakarroto
10. Jamiet99uk
11. Fluminator
.12 BunnyGo
.13 bonatogether
.14 worcej
.15 ghug
.16 hazewithaz
.17 rdrivera2005

**do not post, game begins tomorrow at 5**

SampleRole PMs

You are a member of the mafia. You win when the town is eliminated. At night you may have a team member perform a factional kill. By day you must submit a roster by using ##official roster.
Each slot in that roster must be filled, you may self vote yourself for any slot. You may not have any duplicate entries. You may submit a roster a second time during the day if you wish for any changes youd like to make. The person in the I/R slot will be removed from the game.

You are a member of the town. You win when the mafia is eliminated. By day you must submit a roster by using ##official roster.
Each slot in that roster must be filled, you may self vote yourself for any slot. You may not have any duplicate entries. You may submit a roster a second time during the day if you wish for any changes youd like to make. The person in the I/R slot will be removed from the game.

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More Setup explanation

Qa
What happens if every single slot is a tie even the I/R

Then the day ends in a tie with no one dying and no one getting any powers that night.


What happens if someone is both Roleblock slots?
Then they get roleblocked twice.


What happens if someone doesnt submit a valid roster
Modkill

What happens if someone just votes the same way as someone else
Then they vote the same way as someone else did and increase odds those rosters reach majority

What should I be doing as town?
Trying to find the mafia and vote them into the RB and I/R positions

what should I be doing as mafia?
trying to not die, and blend in with town enough to survive and win the game

What should I be doing with the QB slot?
Whatever you want, whoever you think would make a good watcher

What should I be doing with the kicker?
Whoever you dont want to be in the flex next phase, since flex has a gun possibly, should go in as K.

Does an unused vest from being in the flex carry over?
no it expires end of that night


Can the doctor self save?
No. The doctor may not self save

Can the watcher try to watch themself?
No
And the tracker cant track themself

If the mafia get multiple slots can one individual carry out multiple night actions?
Yes. A mafia member can perform a factional kill and carry out all other pertinent actions they earned provided they werent roleblocked.

If I was not voted into one of the ten positions what happens?
Nothing happens. You may still perform a nightkill as mafia but if town you have no actions.

Once there are less then 10 players what happens with extra slots?
You may selectively leave slots empty once the game is less than ten players.

If the game is in kilo how can mafia win?
Same as any other game, by not being eliminated or
Roleblocked.

Additional Questions
Do the mafia know who each other are

Yes

Are the mafia allowed to chat during the day

No

Are the mafia able to talk in pregame chat

No



Please continue to hold and not post til tonight

Meanwhile in Buffalo NY.
Sunday 9/8/2024

(Outside of the stadium shirtless men are throwing themselves onto folding tables, breaking the tables in half.)

Gary: this is so badass man. I wanna break a table. Just like our defense is gonna break Kyler Murray!!

Luke: I thought Kyler murray got killed by the mind flayers.

Gary: yea I dunno man continuity is not important; but what is important is how DOMINANT were gonna be! BILLS MAFIA BABY.

(1st Quarter 7-0 Arizona)

Gary: its okay we got this we still got this. bills mafia baby!

(2nd Quarter 17-3 Arizona)

Gary: Its okay Josh is setting em up. We got this. We arent just some loser ass team like the patriots. Bills Mafia lets go!

(17-10 Halftime)

Luke: Well good thing Josh Allen scored at Halftime!

Gary: Bills Mafia!

Luke: can you stop saying that? Its kind of annoying.

Gary: I must express my fanatic love for Buffalo by repeatedly implying im part of the mafia.

(3rd Quarter 24-17 Buffalo)

Gary: see I told you we got this all day. I told you we would come back. bills mafia always comes back to gut you and steal your bag of onions.

Luke: are you stealing onions from people?

(4th quarter 31-28 Buffalo)

Luke: man Arizona just wont give up. Its like Kyler murray is some sort of animal. Im glad I put him on my fantasy team.

Gary: yea but bills mafia is better check out my lineup. I have allen at QB
JAMES COOK at runningback
Dalton kinkaid at Tight end
Keon coleman at wideout
Curtis samuel
And then my flex is Shakir

Unstoppable baby. bills mafia

Luke: your entire fantasy team is just the actual bills roster?

Gary: bills mafia bitch

(34-28 Final, Bills win)

Gary: this was awesome. My fantasy team is losing by 70 but we won. Thats what matters..

Luke: dont say it. Please dont say it..

Gary: say what… you mean? BILLS MAFIA

(Game begins at 5 central)(Thank you for continuing to not post)

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(A muffled voice over the phone)

Mysterious caller: Juice, we got a problem. Some guy up at the buffalo game keeps talking about his fantasy team.

Juice: who gives a shit.

Mysterious caller: Bruh, he named his fantasy team the True Bills Mafia Ballers. And put the entire bills current roster on his lineup.

Juice: aw hell nah. Even Shakir?

mysterious caller: Dude he even has Dawson Knox on there

juice: oh fuck that. You thinkin what im thinking?

Mysterious Caller: we better call up the guys. Get the real bills mafia back together and find this bitch.

Juice: Alright ill call AH, you call Ray.

mysterious caller: Ray? You sure? Couldnt we ask Bannon or Incognito? you wanna get Ray involved?

Juice: Hmm ill need to think about it. How are we gonna find a bunch of hardened criminals with violent pasts and run ins with the law when our only place to look is among NFL players? This will be a challenge to assemble our squad.

Mysterious caller: Bills mafia for life

Juice: Bills mafia bruh

Game has Begun
you may now post

Good evening, Fellow Footballers.

I thought there was no bot this game

Hello, Fellow Townspeople.

And TheFlyingBoat
##Vote TheFlyingBoat

Oh that feels so good.

Fluminator wrote: ↑

Tue Sep 10, 2024 10:02 pm

Hello, Fellow Townspeople.

And TheFlyingBoat
##Vote TheFlyingBoat

That's not how it works.

Why is the bot registering votes?

Whatever the bot shows is going to be irrelevant. But you can use it for searching or whatever you want

Jamiet99uk wrote: ↑

Tue Sep 10, 2024 10:03 pm

Fluminator wrote: ↑

Tue Sep 10, 2024 10:02 pm

Hello, Fellow Townspeople.

And TheFlyingBoat
##Vote TheFlyingBoat

That's not how it works.

But it's the correct font colour and everything

The good positions are 1, 7 and 8.
We want them to be town.
As townies we could all put ourselves in one of these but then we will likely just tie and the position be unfilled.
I propose that nobody should put themselves in the positions. Anybody doing suit should be put in #10 by the rest.

Thoughts?

Fluminator wrote: ↑

Tue Sep 10, 2024 10:06 pm

Jamiet99uk wrote: ↑

Tue Sep 10, 2024 10:03 pm

Fluminator wrote: ↑

Tue Sep 10, 2024 10:02 pm

Hello, Fellow Townspeople.

And TheFlyingBoat
##Vote TheFlyingBoat

That's not how it works.

But it's the correct font colour and everything

You're looking like a #10

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