Banned from the forums!

[Diplomacy&Warfare]

Dargorygel, please do not take this seriously.
I'm sure the players on this forum will make this as chaotic as possible.
Here's the rules to the game:
Every post must find a reason to ban the previous poster. Make it as ridiculous as possible. Nobody actually gets banned, obviously, but it's funny :)
That's it. Play D&D while banning each other. Ban each other for banning each other. Discuss quantum entanglement while banning each other. Anything goes, as long as you find a reason to ban the previous poster.
The previous poster is banned for not existing!

[CaptainFritz28]

Dip&War is banned for inciting violent and threatening new banning practices.

[dargorygel]

This is going to make my job very eady.

[JustAGuyNamedWill]

This is going to make my job very eady.

Ban dargorygel for not doing his job

[CaptainFritz28]

Ban Will for not fulfilling his duty to act as the grammar police and banning darg for his misspelling of "easy."

[JustAGuyNamedWill]

Ban Will for not fulfilling his duty to act as the grammar police and banning darg for his misspelling of "easy."

Ban CaptainFritz28 for not spelling out neither the full name of dargorygel nor JustAGuyNamedWill.

[echidna]

Ban JustAGuyNamedWill for citing TWO reasons to ban CaptainFritz when just one would have sufficed, thus wasting a perfectly good reason that someone could have used in the future.

[JustAGuyNamedWill]

Ban echidna for the use of TWO instead of two, further causing confusion as to if TWO is an acronym.

[Aristocrat]

Ban echidna for the use of TWO instead of two, further causing confusion as to if TWO is an acronym.

Ban them for using bots to cherry pick prime positions on open games.

Figure out if the banning is a joke or not. But he/she does do this.

[JECE]

Just powered up Skype and asked this prompt, "Please provide me with a highfalutin, sophisticated and humorous rationale for banning a forum user."

Certainly! Here's a playful and sophisticated rationale for banning a forum user:

In the grand assembly of this distinguished forum, where the exchange of knowledge resembles the illustrious salons of Enlightenment-era Paris, we find ourselves at a crossroads. A user, whose digital quill has scribed not the insightful prose we so ardently advocate for, but rather the cacophonous clatter of keys best likened to a discordant symphony, must be excused from our midst.

Let it be known that the banishment of said user is not an act of tyranny, but a necessary measure to preserve the sanctity of our digital agora. For just as a single ill-tuned violin can disrupt an entire orchestra, so too can one unruly participant sow discord in our harmonious conclave.

Thus, with a heavy heart and a hopeful eye towards a future of unblemished discourse, we bid adieu to our erstwhile contributor. May their internet sojourns lead them to a forum more suited to their unique... let us say, 'talents'. And let us continue our noble pursuit of wisdom, undeterred by the cacophony of the virtual world.

This tongue-in-cheek rationale employs a blend of highbrow language and humor to convey the decision in a light-hearted yet authoritative manner.

Thank you, new Bing AI. Well said.

[JustAGuyNamedWill]

Ban JECE because turnitin.com says this is AI generated and that’s plagiarism. F- and a meeting with the Dean tomorrow at 8:15 AM

[Longneck]

I demand you ban Will for setting a meeting with the dean waaaay too early in the morning because it offends us night owls.

[CaptainFritz28]

Ban Longneck, as he refers to the collective "us" when as yet there were not proven to be any others besides himself who hold his opinion, and he is thus guilty of gaslighting us into believing that there are people who agree with him, without proof. (Notably, this message was written at 06:15)

[Wattsthematter]

Ban Longneck, as he refers to the collective "us" when as yet there were not proven to be any others besides himself who hold his opinion, and he is thus guilty of gaslighting us into believing that there are people who agree with him, without proof. (Notably, this message was written at 06:15)

Ban CaptainFritz28 for assuming the gender of Longneck, and Longneck for not having pronouns in their bio.

[Pengwinja]

Ban Wattsthematter for saying Longneck twice in one sentence, causing unnecessary confusion.

[Diplomacy&Warfare]

Ban Pengwinja for having posted exactly 111 times.

[Pengwinja]

Ban Diplomacy ampersand Warfare for having an ampersand in his name, and having a Minecraft stack of 1+’s.

[PRINCE WILLIAM]

Βan Diplomacy&Warfare for creating exciting games!
(by the way, I love the RPG, though I didn't see it from the beginning, so to join the chaos!)

[DarthPorg36]

Ban Prince William for being a prince. Down with the Monarchy! Democracy forever!

[dargorygel]

I request a ban for DarthPorg for discussing politics NOT in the politics area of the forum.