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Re: Anarchy Chess

Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2024 1:36 am
by DiplomacyandWarfare
I cast fireball on Will, causing his mustache to be burnt to a crisp.

Re: Anarchy Chess

Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2024 2:03 am
by CaptainFritz28
Diplomacy&Warfare wrote:
Wed Mar 27, 2024 1:36 am
I cast fireball on Will, causing his mustache to be burnt to a crisp.
The IRS taxes the fireball into oblivion, meaning that by the time it reaches Will's mustache it only burns the edge to a crisp. And anyways, Will's naturally impeccable mustache regrows immediately to its former glory.

Re: Anarchy Chess

Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2024 2:14 am
by JustAGuyNamedWill
Diplomacy&Warfare wrote:
Wed Mar 27, 2024 1:36 am
I cast fireball on Will, causing his mustache to be burnt to a crisp.
This is a supreme attack on all of human kind.

Re: Anarchy Chess

Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2024 11:53 am
by Pengwinja
JustAGuyNamedWill wrote:
Wed Mar 27, 2024 2:14 am
Diplomacy&Warfare wrote:
Wed Mar 27, 2024 1:36 am
I cast fireball on Will, causing his mustache to be burnt to a crisp.
This is a supreme attack on all of human kind.
You can’t just attack wills mustache and play it off as a joke.

Re: Anarchy Chess

Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2024 1:13 pm
by kingofthepirates
JustAGuyNamedWill wrote:
Wed Mar 27, 2024 2:14 am
Diplomacy&Warfare wrote: I cast fireball on Will, causing his mustache to be burnt to a crisp.
This is a supreme attack on all of human kind.
You have my 0-2-5 avatar of wrath (and the avatar of wrath, rather than being powered up by balloons, is powered by attacks in mustaches… the avatar himself has a rather nice one, though not as good as will’s), and my pink vacuum blob, Kirby.

Re: Anarchy Chess

Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2024 1:49 pm
by DiplomacyandWarfare
I use my nuclear weapons (see page 11) on Will's mustache.

Re: Anarchy Chess

Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2024 9:36 pm
by Pengwinja
Diplomacy&Warfare wrote:
Wed Mar 27, 2024 1:49 pm
I use my nuclear weapons (see page 11) on Will's mustache.
How DARE you try to take away my gift from Will? I give his mustache a totem of undying, and then give him 165^4 more.

Re: Anarchy Chess

Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2024 10:05 pm
by kingofthepirates
Diplomacy&Warfare wrote:
Wed Mar 27, 2024 1:49 pm
I use my nuclear weapons (see page 11) on Will's mustache.
I invoke the principle of MAD (mutually assured destruction), thus irreversibly nullifying anything nuclear typed for the rest of the game. Furthermore, it has imposes the status condition 'sanctioned' on whoever uses anything nuclear typed. Due to a glitch that has yet to patched out, this includes those who used nuclear typed attacks before the principle was invoked. therefore, you have now been sanctioned. pay 153 (and yes, it must be EXACT, so get ready to split some bills into 1's...) monopoly money each time you pass go, instead of collecting 200.

Re: Anarchy Chess

Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2024 12:43 pm
by DiplomacyandWarfare
kingofthepirates wrote:
Wed Mar 27, 2024 10:05 pm
Diplomacy&Warfare wrote:
Wed Mar 27, 2024 1:49 pm
I use my nuclear weapons (see page 11) on Will's mustache.
I invoke the principle of MAD (mutually assured destruction), thus irreversibly nullifying anything nuclear typed for the rest of the game. Furthermore, it has imposes the status condition 'sanctioned' on whoever uses anything nuclear typed. Due to a glitch that has yet to patched out, this includes those who used nuclear typed attacks before the principle was invoked. therefore, you have now been sanctioned. pay 153 (and yes, it must be EXACT, so get ready to split some bills into 1's...) monopoly money each time you pass go, instead of collecting 200.
As an IRS agent, I am escorting myself to IRS jail. I do not pass go. I do not collect $200/pay $153.