Anarchy Chess

[Pengwinja]

1. exf2 en passant Bxg17+
2. Hxr5+ skipped
3. 0-0-0-0 Pot Of Greed, Knife F5,set 1
4. F Smy-Lvp (per the 1937 Bratislava addendum) Forkxf5
5. Dice lands in that mice hole I've been meaning to fix, and if you give a mouse a dice... Utraque
6. Rg1
7. Bishop to Rome, promote to Pope, a piece that acts like a queen, is always capable of capturing bishops, and acts as a second king
8. both queens move to Ankara, and make it therefore an Ankara Crescent
9. e4 Jurassic Rg1
Oh btw this is 5d chess with multiversal time travel. Jurassic rook basically resets the game but now I have a rook on g1. Also we're in an alternate timeline.
10. Uno reverse card (alternate reverse multipoliversal time travel activated), moon attacked (it’s actually a space station)
11. e5

Real moon, people. I live there, i would know. The Wi-Fi there is horrible.

[Pengwinja]

Wait, do moons have Wi-Fi? Am i on a space station? That would explain the one guy in a black suit with breathing problems…

[JustAGuyNamedWill]

Live photo of Pengwinja looking at me after I sealed him into the vacuum chamber (I’m going to launch him into space)

[kingofthepirates]

I attack the moon

instant DQ for an incorrect quote; the english dub of the episode actually uses the line "Now stone soldier, destroy the moon". very different idea.

[kingofthepirates]

Live photo of Pengwinja looking at me after I sealed him into the vacuum chamber (I’m going to launch him into space)

womp womp

[CaptainFritz28]

I steal the moon, after an unnecessarily complex plan with girl scout cookies and yellow aliens. I place the moon on space f5.

[kingofthepirates]

I steal the moon, after an unnecessarily complex plan with girl scout cookies and yellow aliens. I place the moon on space f5.

On behalf of the Green, I am suing you for irreparable damage to the ecosystems of the world resulting from your gross misuse of the object called 'the moon'. I will be seeing you in court, and I shall be acting as Judge, Jury, Executioner, and Prosecution.

[DarthPorg36]

Pope -> Moon, where he proceeds to start Catholicism 2.0, Space Jesus.

[Ferdack]

I steal the moon, after an unnecessarily complex plan with girl scout cookies and yellow aliens. I place the moon on space f5.

On behalf of the Green, I am suing you for irreparable damage to the ecosystems of the world resulting from your gross misuse of the object called 'the moon'. I will be seeing you in court, and I shall be acting as Judge, Jury, Executioner, and Prosecution.

In response to that, I tap 3 mana and cast Absorb: counter target spell, and gain 3 life.

[JustAGuyNamedWill]

Place a fish on c5 in order to confuse the rest

[DiplomacyandWarfare]

Place a fish on c5 in order to confuse the rest

Red uno reverse card

[JustAGuyNamedWill]

Place a fish on c5 in order to confuse the rest

Red uno reverse card

Well the fish was green, and green and red are opposites on the color spectrum, so this move is invalid

[DiplomacyandWarfare]

Place a fish on c5 in order to confuse the rest

Red uno reverse card

Well the fish was green, and green and red are opposites on the color spectrum, so this move is invalid

I offer a draw and do Jurassic Rook again. We have now regressed to the point in time when the game has not started.
-18: Rook appears at g1.

[CaptainFritz28]

Place a fish on c5 in order to confuse the rest

Red uno reverse card

Well the fish was green, and green and red are opposites on the color spectrum, so this move is invalid

But the fish is colorblind, meaning that the playing of a colored uno reverse card is offensive to it, and the fish sues you for emotional damages.

[DiplomacyandWarfare]

Red uno reverse card

Well the fish was green, and green and red are opposites on the color spectrum, so this move is invalid

But the fish is colorblind, meaning that the playing of a colored uno reverse card is offensive to it, and the fish sues you for emotional damages.

I am offended by the fish being offended. I countersue the fish and employ the fish as my lawyer.

[CaptainFritz28]

Red uno reverse card

Well the fish was green, and green and red are opposites on the color spectrum, so this move is invalid

I offer a draw and do Jurassic Rook again. We have now regressed to the point in time when the game has not started.
-18: Rook appears at g1.

I play "caveman castle" meaning that the jurassic Rook is castled with the caveman king, sending the Rook back in time and leaving a king at g1.

[CaptainFritz28]

Well the fish was green, and green and red are opposites on the color spectrum, so this move is invalid

But the fish is colorblind, meaning that the playing of a colored uno reverse card is offensive to it, and the fish sues you for emotional damages.

I am offended by the fish being offended. I countersue the fish and employ the fish as my lawyer.

Too late. The stipulation was not made that the board was submerged, and so the fish has already died. (Don't you know that fish can only breathe in water?)

*Alternate ending side quest meta challenge unlocked: "Save the Fish!"

[DiplomacyandWarfare]

But the fish is colorblind, meaning that the playing of a colored uno reverse card is offensive to it, and the fish sues you for emotional damages.

I am offended by the fish being offended. I countersue the fish and employ the fish as my lawyer.

Too late. The stipulation was not made that the board was submerged, and so the fish has already died. (Don't you know that fish can only breathe in water?)

*Alternate ending side quest meta challenge unlocked: "Save the Fish!"

I stab the fish.

Well the fish was green, and green and red are opposites on the color spectrum, so this move is invalid

I offer a draw and do Jurassic Rook again. We have now regressed to the point in time when the game has not started.
-18: Rook appears at g1.

I play "caveman castle" meaning that the jurassic Rook is castled with the caveman king, sending the Rook back in time and leaving a king at g1.

I counter-castle the rook to rayo's number of moves before the game started, banishing the king into the future.

[CaptainFritz28]

I am offended by the fish being offended. I countersue the fish and employ the fish as my lawyer.

Too late. The stipulation was not made that the board was submerged, and so the fish has already died. (Don't you know that fish can only breathe in water?)

*Alternate ending side quest meta challenge unlocked: "Save the Fish!"

I stab the fish.

Darn. You failed to recognize that in doing so, you summoned the fish queen, a piece which may move as a regular piece, but has the added advantage of being a fish, and, since you summoned it by killing a fish, will never move to your instructions.

I offer a draw and do Jurassic Rook again. We have now regressed to the point in time when the game has not started.
-18: Rook appears at g1.

I play "caveman castle" meaning that the jurassic Rook is castled with the caveman king, sending the Rook back in time and leaving a king at g1.

I counter-castle the rook to rayo's number of moves before the game started, banishing the king into the future.

This unwittingly causes a black hole to form on the moon's surface. All pieces within two spaces of f5 are sucked in and sent forward in time to follow the king.

[JustAGuyNamedWill]

-16. e4