Mafia 41 - Sid Meiers Civilizaton Mafia - Official Game Thread

[Jamiet99uk]

Ok it's no longer tied. Bye Ghug.

[Tom Bombadil]

PLEASE HOLD

[brainbomb]

ANCIENT ERA DAY 1 FINAL VOTE TALLY

ghug (7) Nephthys Jamiet99uk xorxes DemonRHK worcej Foxcastle Squigs44
Foxcastle (3) bozotheclown ghug Vecna
bozotheclown (2) LordQuas rdrivera2005
LordQuas (2) Dargorygel DrCJG
Nephthys (1) CrimsonFox
Jamiet99uk (1) ND
No‑Lynch (1) RagingIke297

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DoubtingThomas

[brainbomb]

Science Advisor – “Sir, we need to invest resources in developing better irrigation systems to feed the army. Also, a research project comparing the impact of dull sticks vs pointy sticks needs to be conducted to improve our battlefield tactics. Do you approve?

Cleopatra – Yes of course. Very well.

Vitamin C Advisor – “madam You need to eat some fruits and vegetables. A balanced breakfast can help you get all the nutrients you need. World domination requires careful and thoughtful meal planning.

Cleopatra – I eat one cow a week for sustenance. What more could I need? I have the power of hundreds of cows leading me into battle. You speak of nonsense.

Vitamin C Advisor- Really maam I insist. You need to do this, for your people. It’s a small sacrifice to prolong your life.

Cleopatra– GUARDS!!! Take this man away. This is treason!! Take him away and remove his head from his shoulders. See how all his stupid fruits and vegetables prolonged his life. HAHAHA!

The screams of the Vitamin C Advisor echo in the chamber as he is dragged away…

The next morning, the advisors convene to discuss more plans, but their leader is nowhere to be found. The search her quarters and find his overweight disgusting body flat on the floor next to his bed.

Science Advisor (slowly grabbing an orange off the end table) – Maybe we should eat some of these… I shall call this disease scurvy!

ghug HAS DIED. He was Cleopatra of Egypt, Town Mason

[Vecna]

10/10 troll Ghug, very exciting

[brainbomb]

Cleopatra – “Welcome dear and trusted advisors. Every world conquering involves quite a bit of planning and teamwork. I have assembled the lot of you to make come up with a comprehensive plan to rule the world. I will listen to your expertise and follow your advice only if it suits my misguided ignorance.

Military Advisor – “Madam– I must say that the key to domination is to build the strongest military possible. Arm your men with large dull blunt sticks.

Cleopatra– “Should we sharpen the ends. Pointy things hurt more, no?”

Military Advisor – “No. Dull is better. Trust me – I’ve killed three men and 2 squirrels. I know what I am doing.

Cleopatra – “Very well. Next”

Economic Advisor – “Sir – if you plan on domination, you will need funds. War is expensive, and lavish lifestyles are a drain. Increase your taxes and cut spending that is unnecessary. We need everybody to sacrifice now so we can live lavishly later on.

Cleopatra: (now skipping diamonds across the river like stones) – “Everybody you say?”

Economic Advisor – “Well, not you of course. But everyone else”

Cleopatra(grinning) – That is what I thought you said! Very well. Next


(Sorry tom some got cut off in copy paste)

[xorxes]

This is so stupid.

[Jamiet99uk]

Are we actually allowed to post?

[Nephthys]

Rip

[Vecna]

This is so stupid.

Then why did you jump and not jump back?

[Nephthys]

Love the flavour though, I'm assuming they're all pre-written, can you share the doc at the end?

[Vecna]

Like, I clearly was reaction testing to see who would try to save obv-scum Foxy, but then everyone and their mother got in on the lolz, so now we have like too much information.

[Nephthys]

@Vecna

Why did you change your vote four times in the last 10 minutes. It made it rather hard to keep track of things.

[brainbomb]

YOU MAY NOW POST

(Tom and I trade off on flavour writing. we work on the fly and occasionally have to make major changes to fit the situation but yea I do keep a doc)

[Nephthys]

Like, I clearly was reaction testing to see who would try to save obv-scum Foxy, but then everyone and their mother got in on the lolz, so now we have like too much information.

You also listed Ghug in your scumteam so that would have made it scum v scum...

This makes it hardly a reaction test

[Jamiet99uk]

I assume we can post.

Ghug is a fool. Let that EoD be a lesson to anyone who thinks that making a stupid trolling fakeclaim with minutes to go before EoD is acceptable town play. I have no sympathy.

Now we have to try to clean up the mess that Ghug made.

[xorxes]

This is so stupid.

Then why did you jump and not jump back?

I thought ghug was more likely scum, and FoxC claimed Doctor.

[Vecna]

Like, I clearly was reaction testing to see who would try to save obv-scum Foxy, but then everyone and their mother got in on the lolz, so now we have like too much information.

You also listed Ghug in your scumteam so that would have made it scum v scum...

This makes it hardly a reaction test

Oh you were taking that post seriously? Sweet summer child....

[Nephthys]

@Worcej

When you voted fox it was 5/3 Fox/ghug

Why didn't you join the wagon of the guy you wanted to shoot?

[Vecna]

This is so stupid.

Then why did you jump and not jump back?

I thought ghug was more likely scum, and FoxC claimed Doctor.

You mean just like he claimed cop as scum last game?