Mini Mafia II: Shakespeare Mash Game Thread

[Vecna]

Ceasar would like to ask senator fox; any chance you can become king again? or was the only way through murdering your nemesis?

[Foxcastle]

Ceasar would like to ask senator fox; any chance you can become king again? or was the only way through murdering your nemesis?

I do not know the answer to that. ##vote reedeer to find out...

[Foxcastle]

Ceasar would like to ask senator fox; any chance you can become king again? or was the only way through murdering your nemesis?

Also, to clarify, "murdering" the rival claimant was not necessary (I did not vote for Yavuz), only that they died.

[rdrivera2005]

This game is absolutely dead. I think scum need to be between Vashta, Vecna and Reedeer.
Of the three Vashta seems to be just coasting all game long. ##vote Vashta.

[reedeer1]

I think we need to be wary of Fox. He does not seem to know how he became king. It is possible that the mafia have a one time use of making one of their own king.
right now vash looks suspicious, but he ls lurking so much Im not sure we can say he is scum definitely.

For now ## Vote Vash

but fox. What defense do you have that makes you not scum?

[bo_sox48]

This game is absolutely dead.

Look on the bright side. If nobody meets the post count requirement, town automatically wins.

[bo_sox48]

I was thinking maybe my off color humor would help get people going but if not, ##VOTE Vash

[bo_sox48]

See yall after the deadline, unless I get off work on time for the first time ever

[rdrivera2005]

This game is absolutely dead.

Look on the bright side. If nobody meets the post count requirement, town automatically wins.

There is a possibility of everybody being modkilled? It would be deserved I guess.

[bo_sox48]

Yeah, even the GM isn't keeping up with posting requirements.

[brainbomb]

GAME HAS ENDED

[brainbomb]

6 months later…

George RR Martin: So now, the Capulets sue for peace finally. Macbeth's wife offers to have sex with Brienne of Tarth. And this reedeer guy gets crazy after all his daughters kill themselves…

Big Wig Executive: Yes.. great. Okay so I spoke to my creative team and there's a few changes we need to make.

First all the scenes with male penis being shown need to be extreme closeups. Secondly, the ewok invasion in Act 5 makes no sense? Why does Iago invade Endor exactly?

George RR Martin: It sets up for this incredible final scene where the Nazi’s destroy the death star and restore peace to the galaxy. Here I'll read it.

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(DESDEMONA asleep in bed on death star
Enter OTHELLO with a light)

OTHELLO
It is the cause, it is the cause, my soul.
Let me not name it to you, you chaste stars, the rebels do attack us.

It is the cause. Yet I’ll not shed her blood,
Nor scar that whiter skin of hers than snow
And smooth as monumental alabaster.
Yet she must die, else she’ll betray more men.

Put out the light, and then put out the light.
If I quench thee, thou flaming minister,
I can again thy former light restore
Should I repent me. But once put out thy light, Thou cunning’st pattern of excelling nature, I know not where is that Promethean heat That can thy light relume. When I have plucked thy rose
I cannot give it vital growth again,
It must needs wither. I’ll smell thee on the tree. Oh, balmy breath, that dost almost persuade Justice to break her sword! One more, one more. Be thus when thou art dead and I will kill thee And love thee after. (kissing her) One more, and that’s the last.
So sweet was ne'er so fatal. I must weep,
But they are cruel tears. This sorrow’s heavenly, It strikes where it doth love.

( She wakes. )

DESDEMONA
Who’s there? Othello? Why you coming up in here all creepy for?

OTHELLO
Ay, Desdemona.

DESDEMONA
Is the rebellion defeated?

OTHELLO
Aye, and so am I.

DESDEMONA
you wot?

OTHELLO
I know you been lyin gurl
I know you been cheatin
Iago told me you was a hoe

DESDEMONA
Ya well he dumb

OTHELLO
I'm gonna strangle you now. Then kill myself.

DESDEMONA
You dumb then too

(Enter King Lear bursting into the bedroom)

KING LEAR
Your general IAGO has defected. He has led a team of Rebels to Endor and taken out thine shield generator. Oh cry, that I should see my daughters all kill themselves, and see a small exhaust port be exposed to allow rebel scum to defeat us. Now Ewok suicide bombers are hitting our star destroyers!!

(Enter Hamlet)
HAMLET
Guys were fucked. The Rebels have led multiple x wing fighters on an attack run down the main trench… they know the truth…

KING LEAR
Yes… that the death star is actually flat

(DESDEMONA AND OTHELLO GASP)

OTHELLO
Iago, the traitor. I should've known.

(Enter Benvolio)
BENVOLIO
Sorry all, i've had diarrhea for days. Been biting my thumb too much. Apparently fingernails have germs.

KING LEAR
Shouldn't we dispatch fighters to stop the Rebel Nazi invaders?

OTHELLO
No. Kek. Don't you get it? We were never trying to win!!! Haha.

(They all take their clothes off and have a giant orgy, Othello begins licking Hamlet all over)

(The death star is destroyed by hordes of suicide bomber ewoks)

(IAGO also known as Rdrivera has escaped on a shuttle)
(Lady Macbeth also known as Vecna has escaped with Rdrivera)

Reeedeer1 has died he was King Lear of Town

Foxcastle has died he was Hamlet of Town

Vashtaneurotic has died he was Othello of Town

Bo_sox48 has died he was Benvolio of Town


The mafia nazi ewoks have won!

<><><><><><>
George RR Martin: It's a long story. 136,000 pages. We may need a few edits.

[brainbomb]

https://discord.gg/eQmvH9U

God qt

[Vecna]

thats quite a disappointing win with such a last day

[Jamiet99uk]

Weird game.

I enjoyed your Caesar posts, Vecna.

[VashtaNeurotic]

Told you something was off about Vecna's role. Though I obviously checked out busy with other stuff. Interesting game though.

[yavuzovic]

What did I do wrong again?

[brainbomb]

Please continue to play mafia here. My recent game as a GM tells me our community is experiencing fatigue and burnout. I apologize for my setup. I think theres a few things as a community we should consider.

• votes lock in lylo
  Maj always hammers after day 1 (no more end votes after day 1)

[peterlund]

I feel sort of done with the bot adaptions to the new forum (supporting blockquotes, links, emojis and as far as I know full unicode support also when searching among messages), so now I am ready for the next game with normal deadline times.

[Jamiet99uk]

What does "votes lock in lylo" mean exactly?