MAFIA 45 GAME THREAD - BETWEEN A ROCK AND A...ROCK

[brainbomb]

chop all men into bits
blow up the death star

[brainbomb]

im trying to pocket durga.
I think its working

[Vaporwave]

updated 'cavestrordinaire' list:

we love'em:
bozo - but more bozo is needed and I feel a bit uneasy still liking him from D1 when his posts weren't that meaty
damo - town damo, we love and cherish him
ezio/bumblebrain - town based on bomb's effort and sweat and lyrics
Moscow - yeah cause he got to have fun and I wanna experience a fun, happy Moscow, but...this one comes with a but
Neph - why am I doing this?
rivera - seems engaged, stands his own ground
xorxes - can you try more?


we pay close attention to them:

Vecna - I think I rushed in calling him town previously
worcej - you need to come back
vuzovic - he's a quirky fellow but no AI

we diss'em:
durga - this is a party wolf that is laughing in our faces
ecletic_mousse and his replacement
clae - there's something about this guy that will get us shooked
flav - this one is a sneaky fellow, ain't I right?

[brainbomb]

https://youtu.be/l_lblj8Cq0o

[Vaporwave]

half of the pees on my list don't deserve their spot, but sometimes you gotta work with what you have and this game's activity is in shambles

[brainbomb]

im.about to read damo and worcej. anything I should look for?

[yavuzovic]

Vapor you made an interesting list that contradicts with many other people's reads. That would be good to note that list - it can be useful how you spotted people when we have more information.

[brainbomb]

damo ISO
●Lots of jokes, fun
●lots of arguing with Rivera
●unhealthy obsession with.electric lurking

overall towny however

[Vaporwave]

Vapor you made an interesting list that contradicts with many other people's reads. That would be good to note that list - it can be useful how you spotted people when we have more information.

it's not an organic list, some bits were giving me trouble because people are not showing enough skin to see what they're all about

[brainbomb]

bozotheclown
Day-1 07:33
page 11 / orig I am not going to be online much today, and I will miss EOD. I think we should start consolidating on some wagons, but the only players with 2 votes have a combined 1 post. However, I am not opposed to lynching a lurker D1 with so little to go on, there are enough low posters that is is very likely at least one scum is among them. ElectronicMoose is probably headed toward being replaced, so I am going to put my vote on bo_sox.

##VOTE bo_sox48

oof
yea bozo is scum. this garbage is so wet even oscar wouldnt fuck a homeless man in this trash bin

[brainbomb]

I THINKZ WE SHULD CONZOLODATE ON SOME WAGGENS GUYSZH

[Percy Williams]

PHASE HAS ENDED PLEASE HOLD

[Percy Williams]

Night had fallen in the valley. So had E.M.C. Percy heard the fall, and ran to a large pit, surprisingly unnoticed so far, that E.M.C had fallen into.
"Are you okay?!" Percy hollered into the hole.
" I think so, but everything's a little... " E.M.C's voice floated up out of the hole, followed by another thunk!
Percy was now mildly concerned. He didn't really know how the time travel was supposed to work. That was E.M.C's job. Percy went over to the tea machine, now that he needed to know how to use it right. There were a number of knobs and buttons, as well as an unnoticed 8-do bit display.
"Blimey, I really don't pay attention, do I?" Percy muttered to himself being slightly insane already. On the screen there was a message scrolling across. Hardio had decided to stop possessing Boohm Smahtz body. Apparently he drew the line when bit by Fie uh wah tuh. Down in the cavern there was a stab, punch, grunt, and fart. The stab was a piece of meat Panthera wanted. The punch was to a rock that looked at the chief wrong. The grunt came from the Doctor's cave. And the fart came from Nuhpthjkeeffees Hadrian Von Swartz Lukreer.
Also Vecna died.
Percy pushed a very shiny button. Suddenly In front of him was crusader Reynolds.
"Whoa, what is this place?"
"Ahhhhhhhh!" Percy screamed and violently mashed all the buttons, dials and switches. The moon zoomed across the sky and sank, and the sun rose. As soon as the sun was visible, it slowed, slower than normal.
"Beep boop. One hour of day added, to be removed in two days. Daylights savings has been invented."THIS DAY PHASE WILL BE ONE HOUR LONGER, BUT THE DAY PHASE AFTER WILL BE ONE HOUR SHORTER TO RE-ALIGN PHASE END TIME. (Unless too many people complain, then I'll find another solution.
In the morning, everyone arose to a smell of freshly cooked meat, and made some primitive sandwiches. (Except Vecna)
Vecna has died he was: Vanilla Town
It is now DAY 2 you may post. (Including Brainbomb)

[Percy Williams]

Flavour wise, this is BrainBomb's first post, his song "Vanilla Game":

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they said they want a game without pr

they made a game with items not pr

so they want a game without any mechanical talk

only a doc 3 scum and a hooker for roleblock


but what they really want

what they really need explained

is whats a plain setup

and what is

a

vanilla game


oh what is a vanilla game?

is it mountainous

or plain

is it low pr

or insane

and is there room for a 1 shot day vig deathproof arnsonist poisoner serial killer with flavor name?

because if not

this is not

a true

vanilla game


they said they want a game to appease demands for many who have planned to complain about the lack of real vanilla games…


they said the setups are too fun we need less to think or solve because this is mafia


day 1 is meant to be shit posts and mspaint and less inane topics son


day 2 is meant to be silent

day 3 theres 4 subs

day 4 we hammered

day 5 we modkilled brainbomb

day 6 I discovered our main prob


its a vanilla game

but its still

the

same


ezio still lurking

emc still scummy

durga still angry

ghug still kinda douchey

Ike still wishin he was scum

flash still wishin the same

vaporwave still spamming

and dargogargo is ashamed

we got Tom bomb shredding mafia

rivera sayin nothin

xorxes solved the entire game while eating a tasty muffin

jamie thinks the whole games scum for typos in their posts

and bozo sees what bozo wants and proceeds to chase the ghosts…


Vanilla game

vanilla game

vanillaa game

Tumbleweeds

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He wrote this song before the game, and Y'all need an inspirational song.

[Percy Williams]

For the bot:
Vecna died he was:Vanilla Town

[Vaporwave]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO,

Vecna, MY Vecna!

Why does this world have to be so cruel?

Our bravest caveman taken captive and killed


##VOTE Jamiet

[brainbomb]

yes.

the time for inspiration has come.

##vote xorxes

[Vaporwave]

btw we won't win this and I'll be pouting

why we won't win? it's mountainous vanilla and we gotta coordinate which we can't do as town

we don't need a doc, we need a frickin role cop

[Vaporwave]

also doc is a bozo for not protecting cutie pie warrior vecna

anyway, I'm upset that I'll probably be kept alive

and have no towncore

[damo666]

Vapor has been missing for quite a while.

I can't smell him any more.

and .....