Anarchy Chess

[kingofthepirates]

I roll to attack KingofthePirates with my moonshard blade, which gives +5 to hit and 3d8 attack… I roll a thirteen plus 5, which gives 18! As Kingofthepirates is a pirate with DC 15 (I believe) I roll for damage… 11 Damage to Kingofthepirates! But, my passive ability gives me a 1d6 extra damage with moon weapons! 17 Damage!

Your honor, nuh uh.

[DiplomacyandWarfare]

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I roll to attack KingofthePirates with my moonshard blade, which gives +5 to hit and 3d8 attack… I roll a thirteen plus 5, which gives 18! As Kingofthepirates is a pirate with DC 15 (I believe) I roll for damage… 11 Damage to Kingofthepirates! But, my passive ability gives me a 1d6 extra damage with moon weapons! 17 Damage!

Your honor, nuh uh.

Overruled!

[kingofthepirates]

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I roll to attack KingofthePirates with my moonshard blade, which gives +5 to hit and 3d8 attack… I roll a thirteen plus 5, which gives 18! As Kingofthepirates is a pirate with DC 15 (I believe) I roll for damage… 11 Damage to Kingofthepirates! But, my passive ability gives me a 1d6 extra damage with moon weapons! 17 Damage!

Your honor, nuh uh.

Overruled!

you are not honor, nuh uh stands!

[DiplomacyandWarfare]

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Your honor, nuh uh.

Overruled!

you are not honor, nuh uh stands!

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The court is now adjourned for 1 page

[Wattsthematter]

René Descartes is summoned, proposing a challenge to the meaning of a "page." Descartes thinks a page is a meaningless and merely cosmetic division of a forum thread. Upon a counter of his logic, Descartes covers his ears screaming "lalala I can't hear you."

[Pengwinja]

René Descartes is summoned, proposing a challenge to the meaning of a "page." Descartes thinks a page is a meaningless and merely cosmetic division of a forum thread. Upon a counter of his logic, Descartes covers his ears screaming "lalala I can't hear you."

Your honor, René Descartes is a criminal and should be on death row.
Source: Bro trust me.

[DreamTrawler]

René Descartes is summoned, proposing a challenge to the meaning of a "page." Descartes thinks a page is a meaningless and merely cosmetic division of a forum thread. Upon a counter of his logic, Descartes covers his ears screaming "lalala I can't hear you."

Your honor, René Descartes is a criminal and should be on death row.
Source: Bro trust me.

A horse judge is summoned to preside over the trial. Let's see what happens when we put Descartes before the horse.

[Wattsthematter]

*quiet sputter, followed by the agitated, yet brief, shuffle of hoofs* Horse Judge gathers his thoughts, looking over the court in which he presides. The piercing quiet is broken. "neeeiiiighhhh"

A gasp falls upon the room.

[DiplomacyandWarfare]

Will this mockery of a trial continue?

neeeeigh, I say!

[DreamTrawler]

(I hope people got my pun)

[kingofthepirates]

(I hope people got my pun)

well played (idk how to mark spoilers so spoiler incoming: The cart before the horse)

[JustAGuyNamedWill]

(I hope people got my pun)

Come on dude not funny. You put the punchline before the setup

[Pengwinja]

Because DiplomacyandWarfare made a horse pun, he is sentenced to 156192308562189351420652819056019840 years in prison.

[kingofthepirates]

Because DiplomacyandWarfare made a horse pun, he is sentenced to 156192308562189351420652819056019840 years in prison.

integer overflow, goes to 0. he's free now, oops

[Pengwinja]

Because DiplomacyandWarfare made a horse pun, he is sentenced to 156192308562189351420652819056019840 years in prison.

integer overflow, goes to 0. he's free now, oops

But because the integer overflow was calculated .00000001 seconds too late, he actually has -0.00000000000000001 years of prison time served. He will never reach 0. MUAHAHA *cough* hehehehehe.

[Wattsthematter]

bf7, check

[Jamiet99uk]

Move 'ZIG'

[dargorygel]

Move "ZAG"

[burner]

Move "ZIG"

[DiplomacyandWarfare]

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Move "ZOG"