Anarchy Chess

[JustAGuyNamedWill]

1. exf2 en passant Bxg17+
2. Hxr5+ skipped
3. 0-0-0-0 Pot Of Greed, Knife F5,set 1
4. F Smy-Lvp (per the 1937 Bratislava addendum) Forkxf5
5. Dice lands in that mice hole I've been meaning to fix, and if you give a mouse a dice... Utraque
6. Rg1
7. Bishop to Rome, promote to Pope, a piece that acts like a queen, is always capable of capturing bishops, and acts as a second king
8. both queens move to Ankara, and make it therefore an Ankara Crescent
9. e4

[dargorygel]

I am really grieving that my #5 czech post was cross-posted by something about a mouse, and THAT line is the one that continued. I rage quit after spitting at the board, but missing, due to tears in my eyes.

[Spartaculous]

I am really grieving that my #5 czech post was cross-posted by something about a mouse, and THAT line is the one that continued. I rage quit after spitting at the board, but missing, due to tears in my eyes.

There, there. No need to be distraught. Why don't you try starting your own game of Anarchy Cheese? It's like Team Cheese, but now, anything goes.

[DiplomacyandWarfare]

1. exf2 en passant Bxg17+
2. Hxr5+ skipped
3. 0-0-0-0 Pot Of Greed, Knife F5,set 1
4. F Smy-Lvp (per the 1937 Bratislava addendum) Forkxf5
5. Dice lands in that mice hole I've been meaning to fix, and if you give a mouse a dice... Utraque
6. Rg1
7. Bishop to Rome, promote to Pope, a piece that acts like a queen, is always capable of capturing bishops, and acts as a second king
8. both queens move to Ankara, and make it therefore an Ankara Crescent
9. e4 Jurassic Rg1
Oh btw this is 5d chess with multiversal time travel. Jurassic rook basically resets the game but now I have a rook on g1. Also we're in an alternate timeline.

[kingofthepirates]

1. exf2 en passant Bxg17+
2. Hxr5+ skipped
3. 0-0-0-0 Pot Of Greed, Knife F5,set 1
4. F Smy-Lvp (per the 1937 Bratislava addendum) Forkxf5
5. Dice lands in that mice hole I've been meaning to fix, and if you give a mouse a dice... Utraque
6. Rg1
7. Bishop to Rome, promote to Pope, a piece that acts like a queen, is always capable of capturing bishops, and acts as a second king
8. both queens move to Ankara, and make it therefore an Ankara Crescent
9. e4 Jurassic Rg1
Oh btw this is 5d chess with multiversal time travel. Jurassic rook basically resets the game but now I have a rook on g1. Also we're in an alternate timeline.

I activate my set card and... IT'S A TRAP!
The Green Uno Reverse shows its face. as everyone knows, the Green Uno Reverse is the most powerful, and cannot be countered. this undoes the reset, bringing us back to the present, though it seems some pesky velociraptors came along for the ride. Luckily, they are all female, so it works out in the end. Oh, they learned how to open doors! Quite the clever girls, i must say. now, where'd those samples of frog DNA go...

[Kakarroto]

now, where'd those samples of frog DNA go...

all the knights did eat them, turning into frogs, increasing their jump power by two forward and one to the side

[DiplomacyandWarfare]

Rg1 back to the start again. You countered the first one but I activate my counter-counterspell and you cannot stop me from resetting this time.
1. Rook appears at g1.

[JustAGuyNamedWill]

I am really grieving that my #5 czech post was cross-posted by something about a mouse, and THAT line is the one that continued. I rage quit after spitting at the board, but missing, due to tears in my eyes.

There, there. No need to be distraught. Why don't you try starting your own game of Anarchy Cheese? It's like Team Cheese, but now, anything goes.

Hey now Team Cheese is a sophisticated strategy game and we should not make fun of it like that.

[JustAGuyNamedWill]

Unfortunately, now there is only a red, blue, and yellow Uno Reverse Card. We need to save up these for important times.

[Pengwinja]

Well, you could combine the yellow and blue to make another Green, or you could make a red and blue to make purple, which counters magic.

[Kakarroto]

*grabs the remaining uno reverse cards, put them into his printer, copies them a few dozen times and gives the originals back*

Thanks a lot.

[kingofthepirates]

i activate the effect of green uno reverse card in the grave. it summons a mountain range in the middle of the board, infested with dragons, and looking suspiciously like the alps. there is also a very nervous squirrel pursuing a comically oversized acorn, sowing untold chaos in it's wake. the squirrel is very interesting, but specifically for dragon slayers, and dragon slayers alone. It draws all the dragon slayers away, because that squirrel is just so darn interesting. Also, it's the ice age, for thematic reasons.

[Pengwinja]

*grabs the remaining uno reverse cards, put them into his printer, copies them a few dozen times and gives the originals back*

Thanks a lot.

Printed uno cards have a 90% debuff, this might not be the best play.

[Wattsthematter]

The sirens have begun sounding. We must hide from the monsters…

[DiplomacyandWarfare]

1. Rook appears at g1. e5

[DrFidelis]

i activate the effect of green uno reverse card in the grave. it summons a mountain range in the middle of the board, infested with dragons, and looking suspiciously like the alps. there is also a very nervous squirrel pursuing a comically oversized acorn, sowing untold chaos in it's wake. the squirrel is very interesting, but specifically for dragon slayers, and dragon slayers alone. It draws all the dragon slayers away, because that squirrel is just so darn interesting. Also, it's the ice age, for thematic reasons.

I attack the moon

[Spartaculous]

I attack the moon

That's no moon. It's a space station.

[Pengwinja]

i activate the effect of green uno reverse card in the grave. it summons a mountain range in the middle of the board, infested with dragons, and looking suspiciously like the alps. there is also a very nervous squirrel pursuing a comically oversized acorn, sowing untold chaos in it's wake. the squirrel is very interesting, but specifically for dragon slayers, and dragon slayers alone. It draws all the dragon slayers away, because that squirrel is just so darn interesting. Also, it's the ice age, for thematic reasons.

I attack the moon

That was a HUGE blunder, as you have now introduced a third team to the game. As a representative of the moon people, I throw all the flags you put on MY moon at the chess board. You can no longer move to any squares with a 7 or a H, and any pieces are destroyed that are on those squares.

[Wattsthematter]

1. exf2 en passant Bxg17+
2. Hxr5+ skipped
3. 0-0-0-0 Pot Of Greed, Knife F5,set 1
4. F Smy-Lvp (per the 1937 Bratislava addendum) Forkxf5
5. Dice lands in that mice hole I've been meaning to fix, and if you give a mouse a dice... Utraque
6. Rg1
7. Bishop to Rome, promote to Pope, a piece that acts like a queen, is always capable of capturing bishops, and acts as a second king
8. both queens move to Ankara, and make it therefore an Ankara Crescent
9. e4 Jurassic Rg1
Oh btw this is 5d chess with multiversal time travel. Jurassic rook basically resets the game but now I have a rook on g1. Also we're in an alternate timeline.
10. Uno reverse card (alternate reverse multipoliversal time travel activated), moon attacked (it’s actually a space station)
11. e5

[Pengwinja]

I attack the moon

That's no moon. It's a space station.

No, its my moon, and im gonna defend it.