M1024: Panhandlin' [GAME THREAD]

[worcej]

A very beautiful friend of mine recently moved to Vancouver. I hope to visit her sometime.

PNW is a great place to visit.

You would definitely like living there, based off your hobbies and ideology.

[Hamilton Brian]

@jamie, yeah I can understand where you'd think that, if it were a new(ish) player doing it.

Not sure how much longer I'll carry on with it. As a schtick, meh...it'll get old fast.

[Bonatogether]

Ok so anyway, I will address why I said it was "slight sus" of Hamilton Brian to start numbering his posts.

Basically it just looks like try-harding. That is, the vibe I instinctively got from it was of someone being a little bit too eager to earn brownie points early; a little too eager to show that they'd read the rules and knew 10 posts were required. Maybe it's nothing, but I got a bad vibe from it.

disagree, this is average jamie vs hb posting

[Fluminator]

Don't mind me.
##Vote Bonatogether
##Vote bozotheclown
##Vote damo666
##Vote Fluminator
##Vote ghug
##Vote Hamilton Brian
##Vote Jamiet99uk
##Vote Kakarroto
##Vote KoalaAttack
##Vote rdrivera2005
##Vote TheFlyingBoat
##Vote worcej

[Hamilton Brian]

disagree, this is average jamie vs hb posting

I didn't realize we had an "average" posting "look."

6/10

[KoalaAttack]

terminal:>
terminal:> MSDOS version -3.14 loading BIOS Eucalypus xTreeMe #42 from kernell
terminal:>
terminal:> DEBUG: If you own Smash Brothers please boot up your console to hear the amazing theme song at this point in our adventure
terminal:>
terminal:>
terminal:>
terminal:> A new challenger enters!!
terminal:>
terminal:> KirbyKoala
terminal:>
terminal:> Please use our awesome MUD interface of WASD key to navigate between the available characters to select an Impersonation Target below!
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terminal:>
terminal:> LOADING GAME:
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terminal:> DEBUG: # TODO: remove this debug statement so they don't know the root password is Swordfish
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Alphabetised Player List:

Balki Bartokomous
Bo_Sox
Bozotheclown
BunnyGo
Chaqa
Damo666
Ghug
Hamilton Brian
KoalaAttack
Lfischl
Pyxxy
Rdrivera2005
Worcej
Yavuzovic

Alphabetised Player List:

BK3K
Bonatogether
bozotheclown
brainbomb
BunnyGo
Chaqa
damo666
Fluminator
ghug
Jamiet99uk
KoalaAttack
lfischl
President Eden
rdrivera2005
swordsman3003
TheFlyingBoat

terminal:>
terminal:> Please vote with ##KOALA [Username]
terminal:>
terminal:> All votes will be tallied end of D1, KirbyKoala Cylon Model 777 will be boot-loaded with the personality traits and reactions of the winningest vote.
terminal:>
terminal:> Until this occurrence KirbyKoala Cylon Model 777 is going to retain the holding patter of following the instructions submitted by the GMs.
terminal:>
terminal:> Which means to retain the most Vanilla Lack-of-Personality humanly [robotly?] possible – since KirbyKoala received a Vanilla Townie activation code.
terminal:>
terminal:> If you type ##KIRBY HELP the KirbyKoala will provide the Debug output outlining the reasoning for their current course of action based on the current version of the Impersonation Target Deep Machine Learning model. And if you want KirbyKoala to vote with you, simply ... [BUFFER OVERFLOW EXCEPTION] ...
terminal:>
terminal:> EOF

[Fluminator]

ghug are you town?
Or should I vote you?
Or both?

[KoalaAttack]

terminal:> post_counter += 1
terminal:> system.out.print("Valued Customer of KoalaRobotics, \n");
terminal:> system.out.print("\n");
terminal:> system.out.print("Remember, for your safety& security, the KirbyKoala Cylon Model 777 comes with a special Asimov's Safety feature: \n");
terminal:> system.out.print("\n");
terminal:> system.out.print("When more than half of the participants mention the word 'robot' or derivatives in their posts, that will activate The Three Laws of Robotics");

[worcej]

Don't mind me.
##Vote Bonatogether
##Vote bozotheclown
##Vote damo666
##Vote Fluminator
##Vote ghug
##Vote Hamilton Brian
##Vote Jamiet99uk
##Vote Kakarroto
##Vote KoalaAttack
##Vote rdrivera2005
##Vote TheFlyingBoat
##Vote worcej

how dare you end up voting for me!

[brainbomb]

ZULTAR BOT ACTIVATED
VOTE COUNT PROCESSING

Jamiet99uk (1) ghug
ghug (1) Jamiet99uk
KoalaAttack(1) Bonatogether
worcej(1) Fluminator

SUPPLICANTS
bozotheclown, damo666, Hamilton Brian, Kakarroto, KoalaAttack, rdrivera2005, TheFlyingBoat, worcej
have not yet Voted

Non-posters
bozotheclown, damo666, rdrivera2005, TheFlyingBoat


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42 Hours and change remain in day 1

[ghug]

If this game has typical balancing, there should be only 3 non-town roles with only 12 players.

Going super deep into the rabbit hole here: but the fact Eden and Chaqa reviewed this setup, there could be some misc. shit BB custom made for it…

I trust Dargorgel's judgement. I don't think he'd stand by as co-GM and let BB launch a completely wacky setup. I hope it's reasonably balanced.

ghug is the rational one and keeps everyone in line.

Yeah this should be a good test of how they do without me.

[ghug]

Out of every Canadian city to visit, you picked Thunder Bay?

Also my cousin is a border guard, and he says they have to be dicks as part of the job (literally)

I've always thought the Canadian border guards were nicer than the American ones.

They demanded I give them my resume to prove I work for my company when I actually had a business card to show them…

Oh, governments don't fuck with work.

[ghug]

Ok so anyway, I will address why I said it was "slight sus" of Hamilton Brian to start numbering his posts.

Basically it just looks like try-harding. That is, the vibe I instinctively got from it was of someone being a little bit too eager to earn brownie points early; a little too eager to show that they'd read the rules and knew 10 posts were required. Maybe it's nothing, but I got a bad vibe from it.

I guess I am still in joke phase mode and didn’t think anything from it personally.

Might be the wrong vibe - but I think HB wants to try and demonstrate he is actively playing? Remembering prior games, he is usually near the bottom on post counts.

I disagree with both of these takes?

[ghug]

A very beautiful friend of mine recently moved to Vancouver. I hope to visit her sometime.

PNW is a great place to visit.

You would definitely like living there, based off your hobbies and ideology.

Seconded. Come to Seattle and I'll buy you a drink.

[ghug]

ghug are you town?
Or should I vote you?
Or both?

Both

[Hamilton Brian]

I didn't think I was a "low volume" poster. Might take a bit to get going but...

and I already effed up my HBPPT, so it's done with.

42 more hours for joke-posting.

[KoalaAttack]

terminal:>
terminal:> MSDOS version -3.14 loading BIOS Eucalypus xTreeMe #42 from kernell
terminal:>
terminal:> DEBUG: If you own Smash Brothers please boot up your console to hear the amazing theme song at this point in our adventure
terminal:>
terminal:> A new challenger enters!!
terminal:>
terminal:> KirbyKoala
terminal:> ...

terminal:> post_counter += 1
terminal:> system.out.print("Valued Customer of KoalaRobotics, \n");
terminal:> system.out.print("\n");
terminal:> system.out.print("Remember, for your safety& security, the KirbyKoala Cylon Model 777 comes with a special Asimov's Safety feature: \n");
terminal:> system.out.print("\n");
terminal:> system.out.print("When more than half of the participants mention the word 'robot' or derivatives in their posts, that will activate The Three Laws of Robotics");

ZULTAR BOT ACTIVATED
VOTE COUNT PROCESSING

Jamiet99uk (1) ghug
ghug (1) Jamiet99uk
KoalaAttack(1) Bonatogether
worcej(1) Fluminator

SUPPLICANTS
bozotheclown, damo666, Hamilton Brian, Kakarroto, KoalaAttack, rdrivera2005, TheFlyingBoat, worcej
have not yet Voted

Non-posters
bozotheclown, damo666, rdrivera2005, TheFlyingBoat


To gain a fortune enter 50 cents
I AM ZULTAR

42 Hours and change remain in day 1

terminal:>
terminal:> new instructions received from ZultarBot via GM API
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terminal:> [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [... . . . . . . . . . . . .
terminal:>
terminal:> command MANDATORY_VODE unpacked, executing...
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terminal:> [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [... . . . . . . . . . . . .
terminal:>
terminal:> ERROR: Zero ##KOALA votes tallied so far:
terminal:> ...
terminal:> stack-trace unavailable
terminal:> ...
terminal:>
terminal:> self-destruct initiated
terminal:>
terminal:> ##VOTE KoalaAttack
terminal:>
terminal:> Please ##KOALA [username] to abort the self-destruct sequance
terminal:>

[Hamilton Brian]

@KoalaAttack...I don't know how I am supposed to read your posts. Do you need to be unplugged then plugged back in again?

[KoalaAttack]

@KoalaAttack...I don't know how I am supposed to read your posts. Do you need to be unplugged then plugged back in again?

terminal:> KirbyKoala Cylon Model 777 is awaiting instructions... loading NLP-processing module to answer in Humanish...


You basically say ##KOALA of whom you want me to try to impersonate form the players of the last 2 games, and I'll do my best to play as they would for the remainder of the game once we have the winner end of D1 :)

Until at least one person does ##KOALA I'm just going to self-vote self-destruct

Also, I have not read anything so far – because reading vs not depends on whom y'all want me to Impersonate:

- Bozo would read every post

- BK3K would not read much of anything

- Swordsman / PrincessNeon would be overwhelmed and not read anything for first 2 days, then announce that they are going to read everything and "prepare for reply spam" just to walk it back and say "nope, too much, give up" a few posts later


terminal:> awaiting player input

[Hamilton Brian]

I'll make it easy for you then.

##KOALA lfischl