Banned from the forums!

[DiplomacyandWarfare]

Ban wintergreen for being a member of my mutiny.

[CaptainFritz28]

Ban Dip&War for starting page 13 with his post.

[DiplomacyandWarfare]

Ban CaptainFritz for reminding me that I have freed kotp.

[Pengwinja]

Ban Diplomacy&Warfare for openly admitting that he had a mutiny. Lethal force is now justified. GRENADE THROWN!
I have chosen a random number 1-10. Whoever posts at that number will have a grenade blow up in their face.

[kingofthepirates]

Risen again from the dead, pulled shaking from Davy Jones locker, I have returned on this fateful page for my vengeance against all, regardless of alignment or mutiny.
Ban Pengwinja for claims of moon fishing, for the interstellar brethren court forbid it ages ago. You have until page 15 before the Red Corsairs arrive on your doorstep in full force. May Chaos be with you…

[DiplomacyandWarfare]

I pull two grenades out and throw them at kotp and Pengwinja. The extradimensional pins haven't been pulled yet, so you're not in any danger - unless you try something funny.

[Pengwinja]

Ban Diplomacy&Warfare for not banning anyone, and throwing a grenade at a penguin, which is animal abuse. PETA has now joined in against the mutiny. Also Kingofthepirates… Please don’t hurt me I’m just a little penguin, and I also have a treasure map.

[DiplomacyandWarfare]

Ban Pengwinja for making a PETA reference.

[CaptainFritz28]

Ban Dip&War for mentioning the aforementioned accursed name.

[Pengwinja]

The number I rolled was five.
BOOM!!
The grenade has blown CaptainFritz up, ban him for having at least 2nd degree burns.

[DiplomacyandWarfare]

Ban Pengwinja because in retialition for blowing up Kingofthepirates, I blow up the grenade near his feet.

I then pull out a sword.

[kingofthepirates]

Ban Diplomacy&Warfare for messing up who got blown up, it was captianfritz, not me. Ban again for daring to mutiny against the current monarch of the seas.

I draw my own blade, but before we duel… I pull out my pocket cannon and blast you away! Never challenge or mutiny against the captain! I summon upon thee the full might of the brethren court. May god have mercy on you, for we will not. If thou are not already dead, you shall be hunted to the ends of the earth and back again, and horrible tortures await if you get caught, such as being forced to walk though legos, getting 50 paper cuts then taking a bath in hand sanitizer, stubbing you toes multiple times in succession, doing the taxes of the entire crew perfectly (by hand, also the American tax system sucks) and… assembling IKEA furniture correctly (you only get a manual with nonsensical pictures and an Allen wrench).

Ban again because I feel sorry about the punishments above, though they are deserving for daring to mutiny and betray me.

[DiplomacyandWarfare]

Ban kotp because I exploded the grenade next to him right when he was about to shoot me with the cannon. Commence the epic duel!

[DarthPorg36]

Ban Diplomacy&War for inciting me to call in a US Air Force strike on his location for confusing me too much.

[DiplomacyandWarfare]

Ban DarthPorg36 for causing a hostage situation, because I call in another US Air Force strike on his location. I'll call mine off if you call yours off.

[Pengwinja]

Alright, that’s it. I’m going to ban Diplomacy&Warfare for taking control of this thread, and I’m going to make sure that his reign will stop.
I am now locked in combat to the death with Diplomacy&Warfare. Someone isn’t making it out. Vote on who loses, and first to five votes looses. Good luck.

[CaptainFritz28]

Ban pengwinja for instituting democracy in what was clearly a monarchical system (I mean come on, we've got the king of the pirates, not their Prime Minister or something).

[DarthPorg36]

Ban CaptainFritz28 for going against the will of the people! He clearly is an autocrat wannabe. I vote with Pengwinja.

[DiplomacyandWarfare]

Ban Darthporg for voting against me.

[CaptainFritz28]

Ban Diplomacy&Warfare because I am overthrowing the democratic system of voting in favor of an autocratic system in which only I hold power.