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Jesus footprints found in remote parts of the amazon, preserved in mud for centuries
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2025 6:18 pm
by brainbomb
Scientists discovered footprints of jesus perfectly preserved in the soils of the amazon rainforest. Proving finally the mormon teachin that jesus walked across the atlantic ocean and wandered around South America talking to birds and studying the landscape. Local officials were bewildered and remarked that they always knew the movie fern gully would eventually have an impact on the local handling of deforestation.
Re: Jesus footprints found in remote parts of the amazon, preserved in mud for centuries
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2025 6:21 pm
by miminena
no sorry that was me i stole jesus's feet and moved them around the amazon for fun
Re: Jesus footprints found in remote parts of the amazon, preserved in mud for centuries
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2025 3:26 pm
by Anon-Mouse
Are you saying Jesus was De-feeted?
Re: Jesus footprints found in remote parts of the amazon, preserved in mud for centuries
Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2025 2:05 am
by Theodoric
Anon-Mouse wrote: ↑Sun Apr 06, 2025 3:26 pm
Are you saying Jesus was De-feeted?
This is why the romans should have stayed pagan. Never would have happened to Sole Invictus
Re: Jesus footprints found in remote parts of the amazon, preserved in mud for centuries
Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2025 2:12 am
by Ernst_Brenner
No offense, but I would rather have politics in my feed than this stuff.
Re: Jesus footprints found in remote parts of the amazon, preserved in mud for centuries
Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2025 2:33 am
by aardvarkarmy
So, "The Shoes of the Fisherman" will have to be re-filmed with piranhas nipping at the shoes?
Re: Jesus footprints found in remote parts of the amazon, preserved in mud for centuries
Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2025 6:11 pm
by Octavious
And did those feet in ancient time
Walk in the jungle darkest green:
And was the holy Lamb of God,
Amongst the growling jaguars seen?
And did the Countenance Divine,
Shine forth upon those clouded trees?
And was Jerusalem builded here,
Amid the swarms of killer bees?
Well, it's a clear yes or no... so that makes the odds 50%