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Trump signs Executive Order to rename the American South the Confederacy

Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2025 2:04 pm
by brainbomb
On Tawsday, Donald Trump signed another 350,000 executive orders making sweeping changes. The American South will now be renamed the Confederacy.

“The South was part of our history; lot of good people down there. Were gonna bring back the confederacy, and restore it with better railroads so they could beat the North next time”.

Re: Trump signs Executive Order to rename the American South the Confederacy

Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2025 2:18 pm
by Klaus klauts
And the Mexicans will pay for it!!!1!11!!11!!

Re: Trump signs Executive Order to rename the American South the Confederacy

Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2025 2:29 pm
by kingofthepirates
brainbomb wrote:
Fri Jan 24, 2025 2:04 pm
so they could beat the North next time
Ever since florida man came into the picture, the north had already lost. Florida solos the entire US (even alaska), possible exception of ohio but even that's a stretch at best.

Re: Trump signs Executive Order to rename the American South the Confederacy

Posted: Fri Jan 31, 2025 6:38 am
by MajorMitchell
Be careful you don't get renamed American Brainbomb

Re: Trump signs Executive Order to rename the American South the Confederacy

Posted: Fri Jan 31, 2025 11:50 am
by brainbomb
The Gulf of Tonkin is to be renamed the Gulf of Zultar

Re: Trump signs Executive Order to rename the American South the Confederacy

Posted: Fri Jan 31, 2025 12:52 pm
by dargorygel
Augusta National Golf Course is to be renamed Trump American Gulf Curse.

Re: Trump signs Executive Order to rename the American South the Confederacy

Posted: Fri Jan 31, 2025 2:13 pm
by brainbomb
Webdip Mafia is to be renamed America won World War I

Re: Trump signs Executive Order to rename the American South the Confederacy

Posted: Fri Jan 31, 2025 9:10 pm
by Jamiet99uk
The following territories will be re-named, effective 1st February 2025:

"North Atlantic Ocean" becomes "North American Ocean"
"Mid-Atlantic Ocean" becomes "Mid-American Ocean"
"Armenia" becomes "Armamerica"
"Tunis" becomes "Trumpis"
"Tyrolia" becomes "Wyoming".

Re: Trump signs Executive Order to rename the American South the Confederacy

Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2025 12:02 am
by gimix
And of course NATO is now New American Trump Organisation