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Ive heard there is an island of misfit toys
We want it
We will do anything we can to get it
We will deploy troops or whatever but yea we want it

En Avante mon ami Dipbro Brainbomb to the Islands of Misfitting Toys

It's protected by the Lion King who razed the moon and made it the barren wasteland it is today. I don't think we want to mess with him.