Formal Apology To The People Who I Secretely Am Still Slandering

[brainbomb]

I would like to take this time to formally apologize for my rude comments. My comments were taken completely out of context, and I was actually just trying to be hateful not rude. I want you to know that my comments were damaging, mostly to my public image, which I care about more than actually being a good person. I support the people who I slandered, but I need to also make it seem like im not a bitter psychopath. So, here is my formal apology, for comments I secretly still stand by, and probably will still talk about at private parties. The only reason for my formal apology is because I simply cannot stay off twitter, where I run my mouth about every possible thing that is stupid to me. So in an effort to stay on twitter or social media and continue to say snarky or shitty things, I will now issue my formal apology; which should make you start to like me again for some reason.

[brainbomb]

My advisors tell me this is sure to work!

[Wattsthematter]

My advisors tell me this is sure to work!

*Sigh* they're likely right

[kingofthepirates]

twitter

it’s X now, not twitter.

[CaptainFritz28]

twitter

it’s X now, not twitter.

That's it, the whole apology's void and worthless. How insensitive of brainbomb!

[Pennsta7]

Not at all. "I write to give them indigestion ..." - A. Sock

[MajorMitchell]

The Elon Muskified XTwitter requires a degree of hostility by participants.

I prefer to use mockery, support noble causes as I perceive them, and carefully chosen words to criticise harshly but avoid being entangled in libel or other legal complications.
I express my opinion or ask impertinent questions rather than.making statements of facts

Jamiet99uk ~who is as wise as a tree full of owls and as canny as Horace Rumpole in British Legal Capers would appreciate the ways that words carefully chosen and arranged can be used to venture close to defamation or in print as libellous but not be those things.

As an actor and comedian I use Farcebook and XTwiiter as vehicles to.promote my acting and comedy capers

So I would encourage readers who engage on Farcebook and XTwitter to search for my identities on those dystopia social platforms.

On Farcebook search using
Dusty Balzac Bush Philosopher

On XTwitter use
Dusty Balzac

Dipbro Brainbomb in his extremely uncensored magnificence unleashed on XTwitter is probably a good thing.

The hurdle on not being amongst the most offensive participants on XTwitter is like the mathematical limit that approaches zero with pure incarnate evil as the zero

There's a remarkable abundance or highly erotic imagery on XTwitter and heaps of professional short term girlfriend experience givers promoting their services
So it's a haven for pornographers exists and racists which reflects the indulgences of it's owner and millions of it's users

[MajorMitchell]

Exists in.last sentence
Should be. Sexists

[brainbomb]

X is pretty pathetic. There is a certain grace within being able to generate comedy with some restrictions placed on the veracity

[Pennsta7]

'Tis the voice of the Lobster, I heard him exclaim,
"You have baked me too Long, I must sugar my brain."' - A. Socko