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Should we nuke the earths core
Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2024 6:18 pm
by brainbomb
The Earths core is not spinning properly anymore. Should we send diamond encrusted drilling vehicles rigged with H bombs deep into the Earth in an effort to stop corruption in College Football.
Re: Should we nuke the earths core
Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2024 5:39 pm
by CaptainFritz28
Only if the corruption in the NFL continues. It's more fun that way.
Re: Should we nuke the earths core
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2024 4:28 pm
by learnedSloth
How would you drill through the stone pressed together by gravity?
Re: Should we nuke the earths core
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2024 8:22 pm
by Octavious
learnedSloth wrote: ↑Mon Jul 08, 2024 4:28 pm
How would you drill through the stone pressed together by gravity?
I was thinking we might try some kind of nuke
Re: Should we nuke the earths core
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2024 9:35 pm
by PoliticalGoose
Octavious wrote: ↑Mon Jul 08, 2024 8:22 pm
learnedSloth wrote: ↑Mon Jul 08, 2024 4:28 pm
How would you drill through the stone pressed together by gravity?
I was thinking we might try some kind of nuke
So let me get this straight, you want to nuke a hole in the earth to create an opening to the core of the planet, to use ANOTHER nuke on the core itself?
Re: Should we nuke the earths core
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2024 10:26 pm
by Esquire Bertissimmo
The wild part is, this would be a saner way to use humanity's nuclear arsenal than what is currently envisioned.
Re: Should we nuke the earths core
Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2024 1:59 am
by kingofthepirates
learnedSloth wrote: ↑Mon Jul 08, 2024 4:28 pm
How would you drill through the stone pressed together by gravity?
nanomachines, son
Re: Should we nuke the earths core
Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2024 2:50 pm
by learnedSloth
kingofthepirates wrote: ↑Tue Jul 09, 2024 1:59 am
learnedSloth wrote: ↑Mon Jul 08, 2024 4:28 pm
How would you drill through the stone pressed together by gravity?
nanomachines, son
Even if you could drill so narrow hole that the gravity doesn't immediately close it (you can't), how would you pipe the nuclear bomb through it?
Re: Should we nuke the earths core
Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2024 3:33 pm
by President Eden
brainbomb wrote: ↑Sat Jul 06, 2024 6:18 pm
The Earths core is not spinning properly anymore. Should we send diamond encrusted drilling vehicles rigged with H bombs deep into the Earth in an effort to stop corruption in College Football.
Thank you for always asking the hard-hitting questions brother brain.
Re: Should we nuke the earths core
Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2024 4:18 pm
by kingofthepirates
learnedSloth wrote: ↑Tue Jul 09, 2024 2:50 pm
kingofthepirates wrote: ↑Tue Jul 09, 2024 1:59 am
learnedSloth wrote: ↑Mon Jul 08, 2024 4:28 pm
How would you drill through the stone pressed together by gravity?
nanomachines, son
Even if you could drill so narrow hole that the gravity doesn't immediately close it (you can't), how would you pipe the nuclear bomb through it?
MORE NANOMACHINES SON
*cue american flag in the background and eagle cry as senator Armstrong stands proud*
Re: Should we nuke the earths core
Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2024 6:08 pm
by FlaviusAetius
XD
Re: Should we nuke the earths core
Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2024 6:16 pm
by echidna
It might not be a good idea to drill into the core - see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inferno_(Doctor_Who)
Re: Should we nuke the earths core
Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2024 6:30 pm
by learnedSloth
kingofthepirates wrote: ↑Tue Jul 09, 2024 4:18 pm
learnedSloth wrote: ↑Tue Jul 09, 2024 2:50 pm
Even if you could drill so narrow hole that the gravity doesn't immediately close it (you can't), how would you pipe the nuclear bomb through it?
MORE NANOMACHINES SON
*cue american flag in the background and eagle cry as senator Armstrong stands proud*
What would be their power source?
Re: Should we nuke the earths core
Posted: Wed Jul 10, 2024 10:21 pm
by Crazy Anglican
learnedSloth wrote: ↑Tue Jul 09, 2024 6:30 pm
kingofthepirates wrote: ↑Tue Jul 09, 2024 4:18 pm
learnedSloth wrote: ↑Tue Jul 09, 2024 2:50 pm
Even if you could drill so narrow hole that the gravity doesn't immediately close it (you can't), how would you pipe the nuclear bomb through it?
MORE NANOMACHINES SON
*cue american flag in the background and eagle cry as senator Armstrong stands proud*
What would be their power source?
Nucular energy, duh. They're toting the bomb down there anyway.
Re: Should we nuke the earths core
Posted: Wed Jul 10, 2024 10:45 pm
by JECE
But what of the children?
Re: Should we nuke the earths core
Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2024 6:55 am
by Octavious
JECE wrote: ↑Wed Jul 10, 2024 10:45 pm
But what of the children?
Very good point. We should let the children press the button. They'd love that
Re: Should we nuke the earths core
Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2024 2:50 pm
by PRINCE WILLIAM
Wait a minute. Who says the earth is not spinning properly? It has just slowed a little down. After all, it is quite an old lady by now.
Re: Should we nuke the earths core
Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2024 4:36 pm
by Crazy Anglican
Octavious wrote: ↑Thu Jul 11, 2024 6:55 am
JECE wrote: ↑Wed Jul 10, 2024 10:45 pm
But what of the children?
Very good point. We should let the children press the button. They'd love that
Especially if it's big and red with siren's and flashing lights!
Re: Should we nuke the earths core
Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2024 6:13 pm
by JECE
PRINCE WILLIAM wrote: ↑Thu Jul 11, 2024 2:50 pm
Wait a minute. Who says the earth is not spinning properly? It has just slowed a little down. After all, it is quite an old lady by now.
This is fake news. An internet search tells me that there aren't any images of Gaia as an old lady.
Re: Should we nuke the earths core
Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2024 3:01 pm
by PRINCE WILLIAM
It is her vanity that dictates all the youthful imagery you see.