Should we nuke the earths core

[brainbomb]

The Earths core is not spinning properly anymore. Should we send diamond encrusted drilling vehicles rigged with H bombs deep into the Earth in an effort to stop corruption in College Football.

[CaptainFritz28]

Only if the corruption in the NFL continues. It's more fun that way.

[learnedSloth]

How would you drill through the stone pressed together by gravity?

[Octavious]

How would you drill through the stone pressed together by gravity?

I was thinking we might try some kind of nuke

[PoliticalGoose]

How would you drill through the stone pressed together by gravity?

I was thinking we might try some kind of nuke

So let me get this straight, you want to nuke a hole in the earth to create an opening to the core of the planet, to use ANOTHER nuke on the core itself?

[Esquire Bertissimmo]

The wild part is, this would be a saner way to use humanity's nuclear arsenal than what is currently envisioned.

[kingofthepirates]

How would you drill through the stone pressed together by gravity?

nanomachines, son

[learnedSloth]

How would you drill through the stone pressed together by gravity?

nanomachines, son

Even if you could drill so narrow hole that the gravity doesn't immediately close it (you can't), how would you pipe the nuclear bomb through it?

[President Eden]

The Earths core is not spinning properly anymore. Should we send diamond encrusted drilling vehicles rigged with H bombs deep into the Earth in an effort to stop corruption in College Football.

Thank you for always asking the hard-hitting questions brother brain.

[kingofthepirates]

How would you drill through the stone pressed together by gravity?

nanomachines, son

Even if you could drill so narrow hole that the gravity doesn't immediately close it (you can't), how would you pipe the nuclear bomb through it?

MORE NANOMACHINES SON
*cue american flag in the background and eagle cry as senator Armstrong stands proud*

[FlaviusAetius]

XD

[echidna]

It might not be a good idea to drill into the core - see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inferno_(Doctor_Who)

[learnedSloth]

nanomachines, son

Even if you could drill so narrow hole that the gravity doesn't immediately close it (you can't), how would you pipe the nuclear bomb through it?

MORE NANOMACHINES SON
*cue american flag in the background and eagle cry as senator Armstrong stands proud*

What would be their power source?

[Crazy Anglican]

Even if you could drill so narrow hole that the gravity doesn't immediately close it (you can't), how would you pipe the nuclear bomb through it?

MORE NANOMACHINES SON
*cue american flag in the background and eagle cry as senator Armstrong stands proud*

What would be their power source?

Nucular energy, duh. They're toting the bomb down there anyway.

[JECE]

But what of the children?

[Octavious]

But what of the children?

Very good point. We should let the children press the button. They'd love that

[PRINCE WILLIAM]

Wait a minute. Who says the earth is not spinning properly? It has just slowed a little down. After all, it is quite an old lady by now.

[Crazy Anglican]

But what of the children?

Very good point. We should let the children press the button. They'd love that

Especially if it's big and red with siren's and flashing lights!

[JECE]

Wait a minute. Who says the earth is not spinning properly? It has just slowed a little down. After all, it is quite an old lady by now.

This is fake news. An internet search tells me that there aren't any images of Gaia as an old lady.

[PRINCE WILLIAM]

It is her vanity that dictates all the youthful imagery you see.