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LOTR TV Series

Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2018 5:05 am
by JamesYanik
Amazon is putting a LOT of money into this... I really don't know how well this is going to go. Is it really necessary at all? I mean I'll definitely watch it but please please let it be good.

Re: LOTR TV Series

Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2018 5:48 am
by brainbomb
Amazon leaked that its gonna be the hobbit told over 11 seasons.

Each season 16 episodes. 1 hour long each


It will fully delve into Galadriels affair with Gollum.

And there will be full penetration scenes with Thorin and Gloin

Re: LOTR TV Series

Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2018 5:53 am
by JamesYanik
So the fans' wishes have been answered at last

Re: LOTR TV Series

Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2018 11:37 am
by Octavious
Just what we all wanted. The book hinted at lots of really boring stuff going on in the background, but I never imagined we'd get the opportunity to see it! An Entmoot televised in full! The perspective of an Elven minute taker during the many councils of Elrond! Beorn and the art of beekeeping! The ring before it was found by Gollum, gradually twisting a trout to evil!

I can't wait!

Re: LOTR TV Series

Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2018 4:00 pm
by Randomizer
Do you remember how bored Bilbo was on the long trip from the Shire to Rivendell? Now you can be too. It took the dwarves months on pony back. But now they can recreate the experience complete with meals.

Re: LOTR TV Series

Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2018 4:17 pm
by Tom Bombadil
This just in. I’m retiring from webdip for the next several years due to filming for a secret undisclosed project...

Re: LOTR TV Series

Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2018 4:40 pm
by brainbomb
The erotic adventures of Tom Bombadil

Re: LOTR TV Series

Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2018 4:59 pm
by Tom Bombadil

Re: LOTR TV Series

Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2018 5:17 pm
by Mapu
Hobbit "Autopsy" Videos on YouTube. Very well done documentaries about what went wrong with The Hobbit trilogy. About 1 hour 10 minutes total.

Part 1: https://youtu.be/uTRUQ-RKfUs
Part 2: https://youtu.be/ElPJr_tKkO4

Re: LOTR TV Series

Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2018 5:52 pm
by Mapu
There's actually a part 3 of 2, which is a riff on the fact that the studio made them make The Hobbit into 3 movies instead of the originally planned 2:

part 3 of 2: https://youtu.be/Qi7t_g5QObs

Re: LOTR TV Series

Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2018 6:29 pm
by brainbomb
Tom Bombadil wrote:
Mon Apr 30, 2018 4:59 pm
https://imgur.com/8c0pUB4
AHAHAHA

Re: LOTR TV Series

Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2018 6:58 pm
by JamesYanik