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If you had 100% control over Fluminator's sexual orientation...

Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2019 10:49 am
by Jamiet99uk
...describe the scenes which would occur.

Re: If you had 100% control over Fluminator's sexual orientation...

Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2019 11:45 am
by SpaceDip
This is the one post leading to the first mass banning episode of webdip history.

8-)

Re: If you had 100% control over Fluminator's sexual orientation...

Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2019 11:55 am
by Octavious
There are two philosophical points here.

The first asks the question of whether the ability to do something means that you should. I suspect most people who have magical control over aspects of someone else wouldn't actually do anything, thus the resulting scenes are unchanged.

The second asks questions about the actual impact of sexual orientation. If I became bisexual, for instance, nothing would actually change in my life. I wouldn't start dating other blokes anymore than I would date other women now. A bisexual Octavious wouldn't be in any observable way different to a straight Octavious, or indeed a pansexual Octavious... Although there was a set of six copper bottoms that could be placed in an oven up to 180 degrees that were a bit special...

Re: If you had 100% control over Fluminator's sexual orientation...

Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2019 2:41 pm
by Fluminator
Is this your way of indicating interest Jamiet? Here's a picture of me. Post yours and maybe something will spark.
https://i.imgur.com/U9j4Et9.jpg

Re: If you had 100% control over Fluminator's sexual orientation...

Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2019 4:16 pm
by Durga
Fluminator wrote:
Thu Jun 20, 2019 2:41 pm
Is this your way of indicating interest Jamiet? Here's a picture of me. Post yours and maybe something will spark.
https://i.imgur.com/U9j4Et9.jpg
I can't believe you actually revealed a picture of yourself.

Re: If you had 100% control over Fluminator's sexual orientation...

Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2019 4:34 pm
by Claesar
Octavious wrote:
Thu Jun 20, 2019 11:55 am
... I suspect most people who have magical control over aspects of someone else wouldn't actually do anything, thus the resulting scenes are unchanged.
...
I'd love to live in the magical world you live in.

Re: If you had 100% control over Fluminator's sexual orientation...

Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2019 4:45 pm
by Carl Tuckerson
I have so many ideas for touching or sad or funny stories and all of them would be far too creepy to write about some guy I've never met, except for maybe the happily-ever-after one but probably even that one too.

Re: If you had 100% control over Fluminator's sexual orientation...

Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2019 4:52 pm
by peterwiggin
SpaceDip wrote:
Thu Jun 20, 2019 11:45 am
This is the one post leading to the first mass banning episode of webdip history.

8-)
Have you ever talked to jmo?

Re: If you had 100% control over Fluminator's sexual orientation...

Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2019 5:49 pm
by e.m.c^42
Carl Tuckerson wrote:
Thu Jun 20, 2019 4:45 pm
I have so many ideas for touching or sad or funny stories and all of them would be far too creepy to write about some guy I've never met, except for maybe the happily-ever-after one but probably even that one too.
Do it.

I'll write with you, if I see one up.

Re: If you had 100% control over Fluminator's sexual orientation...

Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2019 5:54 pm
by Durga
Someone link the fanfiction Maniac wrote on the old forum. It seems relevant

Re: If you had 100% control over Fluminator's sexual orientation...

Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2019 5:57 pm
by Octavious
Claesar wrote:
Thu Jun 20, 2019 4:34 pm
Octavious wrote:
Thu Jun 20, 2019 11:55 am
... I suspect most people who have magical control over aspects of someone else wouldn't actually do anything, thus the resulting scenes are unchanged.
...
I'd love to live in the magical world you live in.
You wouldn't. It takes all the fun out of diplomacy

Re: If you had 100% control over Fluminator's sexual orientation...

Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2019 6:01 pm
by Carl Tuckerson
e.m.c^42 wrote:
Thu Jun 20, 2019 5:49 pm
Carl Tuckerson wrote:
Thu Jun 20, 2019 4:45 pm
I have so many ideas for touching or sad or funny stories and all of them would be far too creepy to write about some guy I've never met, except for maybe the happily-ever-after one but probably even that one too.
Do it.

I'll write with you, if I see one up.
I can't. They all depended on him being a rugged Midwestern blue-collar worker at a factory. Now that he posted his picture on another thread it's clear that's not true so I've lost all inspiration to write it. Sorry

Re: If you had 100% control over Fluminator's sexual orientation...

Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2019 6:07 pm
by Ezio
I would change Flum's sexual orientation to 100% "Ezisexual". I would then flirt with him incessantly in games of survivor and diplomacy while using him as a tool to further my objectives.
Then we would meet up, get married, and live happily ever after on our Canadian farm while playing games every opportunity.

Re: If you had 100% control over Fluminator's sexual orientation...

Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2019 6:14 pm
by Durga
Carl Tuckerson wrote:
Thu Jun 20, 2019 6:01 pm
e.m.c^42 wrote:
Thu Jun 20, 2019 5:49 pm
Carl Tuckerson wrote:
Thu Jun 20, 2019 4:45 pm
I have so many ideas for touching or sad or funny stories and all of them would be far too creepy to write about some guy I've never met, except for maybe the happily-ever-after one but probably even that one too.
Do it.

I'll write with you, if I see one up.
I can't. They all depended on him being a rugged Midwestern blue-collar worker at a factory. Now that he posted his picture on another thread it's clear that's not true so I've lost all inspiration to write it. Sorry
Flum wants me to let you know that "I don't want to sound vain so I'm not saying it, but could someone clarify that picture is 10 years old, and I work in the oil sand facilities doing blue collar work and I'm unshaven"

Re: If you had 100% control over Fluminator's sexual orientation...

Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2019 6:16 pm
by Fluminator
Noooooooooooooooo

Re: If you had 100% control over Fluminator's sexual orientation...

Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2019 6:19 pm
by damian
I’ve gone hiking with Flum before, and can confirm he’s a rugged member of the proletariat that would make the Bolshevik’s swoon.

Re: If you had 100% control over Fluminator's sexual orientation...

Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2019 6:21 pm
by Fluminator
This thread went from ironic cringe to real cringe super fast.

Re: If you had 100% control over Fluminator's sexual orientation...

Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2019 6:24 pm
by Durga
Whoops I don't think that's what I was supposed to say. What I actually meant is that picture is 10 year olds, and flum works in the oil sand facilities doing blue collar work (he's an engineer) and also he's unshaven, so you can totally write your fanfiction!

Re: If you had 100% control over Fluminator's sexual orientation...

Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2019 6:37 pm
by Carl Tuckerson
Durga wrote:
Thu Jun 20, 2019 6:14 pm
Carl Tuckerson wrote:
Thu Jun 20, 2019 6:01 pm
e.m.c^42 wrote:
Thu Jun 20, 2019 5:49 pm


Do it.

I'll write with you, if I see one up.
I can't. They all depended on him being a rugged Midwestern blue-collar worker at a factory. Now that he posted his picture on another thread it's clear that's not true so I've lost all inspiration to write it. Sorry
Flum wants me to let you know that "I don't want to sound vain so I'm not saying it, but could someone clarify that picture is 10 years old, and I work in the oil sand facilities doing blue collar work and I'm unshaven"
Lost my shit at work, thanks

Re: If you had 100% control over Fluminator's sexual orientation...

Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2019 6:41 pm
by e.m.c^42
Fluminator wrote:
Thu Jun 20, 2019 6:21 pm
This thread went from ironic cringe to real cringe super fast.
Shush. It's all your responsibility, so now bask in the admiration of strangers on the internet writing terribly revealing details on your various non-existent love life escapades :)