Fat Earther society
Posted: Sun Apr 21, 2019 7:02 am
Yes I am trying to form a new society the fat Earthers.
You have to have a BMI that puts you in the overwrought category.
Those who believe things like if all Chinese people jumped at the same time they can knock the earth out of orbit.
The sky is blue because all the other colors were taken.
The gravity of the earth increases each year which is why my boddy is sagging.
And at each birthday I get both smaller and the ground gets further away.
For the religious . It is amazing who the creator made our legs just long enough to reach the ground.
You have to have a BMI that puts you in the overwrought category.
Those who believe things like if all Chinese people jumped at the same time they can knock the earth out of orbit.
The sky is blue because all the other colors were taken.
The gravity of the earth increases each year which is why my boddy is sagging.
And at each birthday I get both smaller and the ground gets further away.
For the religious . It is amazing who the creator made our legs just long enough to reach the ground.