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Important Notification about Chickens

Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2019 2:44 am
by dargorygel
I have taught my hen to count her own eggs.
She is a Mathemachicken.

Re: Important Notification about Chickens

Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2019 2:51 am
by MoscowFleet
A most eggcelent achievement

Re: Important Notification about Chickens

Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2019 3:02 am
by Percy Williams
It's harder to get a job now that everyone has an eggducation.

Re: Important Notification about Chickens

Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2019 6:29 am
by dargorygel
I will probably roo ster day I started this thread...

Re: Important Notification about Chickens

Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2019 12:36 pm
by teacon7
Nah don't walk on eggshells or anything. Let the puns out! You'll get +1's and it'll be another feather in your cap. Your plan seems to be well laid.



...don't mind me yolks, I'll see myself out.

Re: Important Notification about Chickens

Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2019 4:03 am
by BobMcBob
teacon7 wrote:
Thu Apr 18, 2019 12:36 pm
Let the puns out!
I second that. Make all the egg yolks you can before the thread dies. Don't make too many puns in the same post though, it tends to eggravate people.

Re: Important Notification about Chickens

Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2019 8:56 am
by MajorMitchell
Feed chickens clay & they become bricklayers ?

Re: Important Notification about Chickens

Posted: Sun Apr 21, 2019 7:07 am
by Smokey Gem
I hope this thread isn't full of poultry comments

Re: Important Notification about Chickens

Posted: Sun Apr 21, 2019 7:08 am
by Smokey Gem
Or full of foul language and quotes from Darles Chickens.

Re: Important Notification about Chickens

Posted: Mon Apr 22, 2019 1:13 pm
by StevenC.
Hahahahahaha this thread cracks me up!
















[end me please]

Re: Important Notification about Chickens

Posted: Mon Apr 22, 2019 1:27 pm
by jmo1121109
This thread got reported to the mods for fowl play, but it looks fine to me.

Re: Important Notification about Chickens

Posted: Mon Apr 22, 2019 1:52 pm
by Pabu
Ehh, I wonder if any of them live in New Yolk, I've heard they have Foul Plumage there.