why is there no roman record of Brainbomb execution?

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why is there no roman record of Brainbomb execution?

#1 Post by DiplomacyandWarfare » Mon Apr 01, 2024 3:32 pm

Why is the execution and crucifiction of Brainbomb found nowhere in Roman record?
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Re: why is there no roman record of Brainbomb execution?

#2 Post by Pengwinja » Mon Apr 01, 2024 7:12 pm

“I am not crucified by the Romans. I AM ROME.” BrainBomb, 58 AD
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Re: why is there no roman record of Brainbomb execution?

#3 Post by Wattsthematter » Mon Apr 01, 2024 7:28 pm

It's because Pilate pronounced his name as "Bwain Bomb."

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Re: why is there no roman record of Brainbomb execution?

#4 Post by CaptainFritz28 » Mon Apr 01, 2024 7:44 pm

BREAKING NEWS: The highly commended historically accurate documentary "Life of Brian" was recently discovered to be mistranslated. The original Latin is better translated to "Life of Brain," an obvious reference to our good friend BrainBomb.
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Re: why is there no roman record of Brainbomb execution?

#5 Post by Wattsthematter » Mon Apr 01, 2024 8:06 pm

CaptainFritz28 wrote:
Mon Apr 01, 2024 7:44 pm
BREAKING NEWS: The highly commended historically accurate documentary "Life of Brian" was recently discovered to be mistranslated. The original Latin is better translated to "Life of Brain," an obvious reference to our good friend BrainBomb.
Yay, someone got my somewhat obscure reference

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