Kirby…

[Pengwinja]

If Kirby swallowed you, what would his copy ability be?

[kingofthepirates]

real life: a lot of stress, and the ability to go for a quite a while (48 hr+) without either sleep or caffeine. also a deadly nut allergy.

online username: either the abilities of a pirate, and the authority to command them (as KotP) or the abilities of the monke himself, donkey kong, and a burning desire to play TTRPG's (dkdnd, another commonly used username of mine)

[JustAGuyNamedWill]

RL: blind optimism and a severe, crippling addiction to sparkling water

Username: prolly just morphs into some dude, average joe

[Wattsthematter]

RL: pretty much mediocre at everything but really good at playing the trumpet and free guessing Garfield way too early

[DiplomacyandWarfare]

RL: failure to win [Redacted] games.
Username: Success at winning [Redacted] games.

[Wattsthematter]

RL: blind optimism and a severe, crippling addiction to sparkling water

Username: prolly just morphs into some dude, average joe

Can you explain the sparkling water craze? I, and many others, must be missing something because every time I've tried sparkling water, I've just wished I was drinking water.

[JustAGuyNamedWill]

RL: blind optimism and a severe, crippling addiction to sparkling water

Username: prolly just morphs into some dude, average joe

Can you explain the sparkling water craze? I, and many others, must be missing something because every time I've tried sparkling water, I've just wished I was drinking water.

No idea lmao. I always need to be doing something, even when I’m chillaxing, and sparkling water is a cheap, easy drink that I can just passively consume. Plus, because it’s sparkling, I can’t chug it like a lot of other drinks, so probably that.

[Wattsthematter]

RL: blind optimism and a severe, crippling addiction to sparkling water

Username: prolly just morphs into some dude, average joe

Can you explain the sparkling water craze? I, and many others, must be missing something because every time I've tried sparkling water, I've just wished I was drinking water.

No idea lmao. I always need to be doing something, even when I’m chillaxing, and sparkling water is a cheap, easy drink that I can just passively consume. Plus, because it’s sparkling, I can’t chug it like a lot of other drinks, so probably that.

This is sensible

[Octavious]

A few minor powers. The ability to read upside down as easily as the right way up (which is a bugger as you keep reacting to signs not meant for you). Near immunity to caffeine. Oh, and I can miss meals without feeling hungry or any different to normal for around two days. The longest I went without food, just to satisfy my own curiosity, was a week... at which point I noticed I was feeling a little light headed.

[Wattsthematter]

A few minor powers. The ability to read upside down as easily as the right way up (which is a bugger as you keep reacting to signs not meant for you). Near immunity to caffeine. Oh, and I can miss meals without feeling hungry or any different to normal for around two days. The longest I went without food, just to satisfy my own curiosity, was a week... at which point I noticed I was feeling a little light headed.

You'd be great in a reverse eating contest

[Wattsthematter]

Or longwinded hostage situation