The lies about the new forum

[Foxcastle]

Please report any falsehoods, unsubstantiated rumors, misstatements, untruths, misrepresentations (deliberate), misrepresentations (unintentional), deceptions, fabrications, forgeries, libel (written), slander (spoken), balderdash (board game), calumnious exhortations, deceit, poppycock purveyed by propagandists, tommyrot touted by tergiversators, harmful or harmless canards, untoward innuendos smacking of fiction, subterfuge, mendacity, or suspicious statements about the new forum here.

Your reports will be fully investigated and action will be taken as appropriate.

[Maniac]

I’d like to report an incident of poppycock. I didn’t have poppycock yesterday but after getting lucky on a night out last night I seem to be developing a poppycock this morning. Any help will be gratefully received. TIA

[MajorMitchell]

I heard a preposterous proposition possibly in a New Forum with more Decorum thread that a person I choose not to name might have offered substantial inducements to unidentified High Inquisitors to get bumped ahead of me on the list of applicant apprentice Almighty Mods.. would you know anything about this preposterous proposition M*A*N*I*A*C???

[mhsmith0]

I've been told that we're allowed to purchase points at the rate of 10,000 points per $1. Please confirm and provide the appropriate link for purchases if so.

[MajorMitchell]

Those points only work with a Beta~max format..if they're the ones sold by that the Crazy Discount Guy who sells oil paintings and false documents..
I heard that all the best lies about the New Forum with more Decorum are over at VDiplomacy.